Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Reaffirming Facts

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If one thing can be praised about Female Celebrity (FC), that would be her never speaking ill of former partners after their relationships. Known to be a go-getter and independent, FC is aware that she can get what she wants and her every movement is watched by fans and admirers.

One time, FC was engaged in a conversation with A Friend (AF) who was curious how she and Past Lover (PL) lasted long. FC listened to AF’s story and reason for asking her. Apparently, AF knew about the dilemma of PL’s Current Girlfriend (CG).

According to AF, CG is having second thoughts on continuing her relationship with PL. As time passes, CG is seeing the true personality of PL. For example, PL does not keep his pad tidy. CG even volunteered to clean up PL’s pad. She opened the windows to let the stench out and strategically placed diffusers to make sure the pad smells nicely. Then, CG was shocked to find out that PL is not that big down there. Other than the smelly room, PL’s size bothered CG. When he’s done, he stops, regardless of CG’s reaching her climax. CG ends up frustrated most of the time.

After listening to AF, FC confirmed the issues raised by CG. FC agreed that PL was not a tidy person. Their frequent overseas travels revealed the personality of PL, which FC realized was very different from hers. For example, FC had to request frequently the cleaning of their hotel room. FC is quite OC in her place, while PL does not really care. Then, she confirmed the size of PL, but his performance made up for his shortcomings at the start. Later, PL became lazy in bed and perhaps, the excitement died down.

Finally, AF had to ask for an update on the current relationship of FC. Hardly did FC give any juicy details except to state that her new man is the opposite of PL. AF could only speculate if that meant size as well.

‘Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.’ − John Adams

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31 comments:

  1. FC - P
    PL - M
    CG - F
    AF - ?

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    1. Thanks 2:12! I wouldn't have guessed it without your comment haha

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    2. 2:12 AM - thank you!!! haha!

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    3. thank you classmate!

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  2. Tatagan mo lang loob mo PL! Hindi lang ikaw ang banderang kapos.....Damn them porn actors!

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  3. Actually I find it very very shallow if dahil lang s size ng ano eh makikipaghiwalay n ang babae. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Heck ang mga lalaki ba hinihiwalayan babae if maliit ang boobs, or butt? Haha! Very shallow AF.

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    1. hinde sya shallow.. kung di talaga compatible sa kwarto.. ano na lang?! tas kung makakasama mo pa habambuhay.. mmmm.. i dont think its shallow to consider that size really does matter..!!

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    2. 3:57 i don't think it's the size kasi nagtagal sila ni FC, ilang years din, madaming dahilan di lang yang size at pagiging untidy.

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    3. Hindi mo ba nabasa ng buo? Hindi lang yun ang problema sa kanya. Mabaho ang bahay niya dahil tamad siya maglinis. Ganung klase ng lalaki ba ang gusto mo makasama?

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  4. Hirap naman nyan blind item !

    Yun madali naman next time.

    Hahahah

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  5. Ano bang i-eexpect... eh bansot naman si PL-M? “Size” follows!

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  6. Malaking bagay talaga ang performance.

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  7. AF- C or B or P

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  8. P,M,F,J size doesn't matter...or does it?

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  9. Kung maliit na nga tapos tamad pa sa kama, ano na lang aasahan sayo Koya??

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    1. Thanks, natawa ako dito!

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    2. face value na lang daw.. pagwapuhan na lang.. trophy jowa..

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    3. Yun na nga lang ang trabaho nya... sa kama. hahahaha! Poor F

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    4. Da who si AF? clues naman dyan.

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  10. bago mo ba mahalin ang isang lalaki pre requisite ba na makita mo muna yung ano nya? tpos kung di pasado hanap ng iba? kaloka.

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    1. @6:50 mukhang natagalan naman ni FC si guy. Madaming red flags lang siguro kaya nagkahiwalay sila. Yung current lang siguro yung madaming macocompare

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    2. Actually akala ko din dati sabi sabi lang yan. Pero nung sakin na ngyari lol.. with my ex eh totoo pala. I mean honestly hindi mo sasadyain na ganun ang isipin pero once you see it tapos kapos nga, iba yung dating. Parang nakaka turn off na ewan ko ba. Hahaha di ko talaga maexplain at akalain na ganon mararamdaman ko nun kasi wala naman akong paki pero parang biglang nag iba tingin ko sa kanya haha. Kaya dun ko narealize na totoo pala. Size does matter

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  11. Maliit na nga siya, maliit pa dun..

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  12. Kung dugyot naman nakaka turnoff in the long run. Pano kung makatuluyan yan habang buhay, forever ka magtitiis.

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  13. I feel bad for the guy, issue ng gf about manhood dapat di sinasabi sa iba. Makipagbreak na lng sana if di kuntento si gf.

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  14. okay lang ang hindi daks basta mag effort naman sa perfomance e sa dating kasi parang tamad din laging nauuna pa sa gurl sakit sa ulo ng ganun.it is not a shallow reason ha mag eescalate yan into something more serious when you are in a relationship kung hindi nareresolve. only people with sexual partners can truly understand that. usually mga saksakan ng gwapo ganyan tamad in bed feelng kasi enough na ung looks nila to make you happy. duhhhhh!

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