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Saturday, September 27, 2014
Tweet Scoop: Matteo Guidicelli Responds to Basher
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What's Under His Bench Underwear: Arnold van Opstal
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Blast from the Past: Jaclyn Jose
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Who Did It Better: Tom Rodriguez vs Rafael Rosell
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Who Wore It Better: Maggie Wilson vs Sarah Lahbati
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Fab or Drab: Andi Eigenmann
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Caption This: Marian Rivera and Paolo Ballesteros
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Friday, September 26, 2014
The Trick is in the Popping
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Aggressive Personality AP couldn’t seem to have moved forward from his personal issues with a Cheerful Actress CA. Those privy with them remarked that AP’s gripes were understandable knowing how he and CA were once inseparable.
At a Major Event ME recently, AP learned that CA would be the star in the finale number - something that obviously did not sit well with him. Allegedly, AP thought of ways how to possibly downplay the impact of CA’s number. And there’s no other way to achieve that than by having his wards – Hunk 1 and Hunk 2 (HA1 and HA2), who were also performers in ME, carry out his plans.
Knowing the kind of audience that ME caters to, AP made sure that tickling them beyond their imagination would be best option. Initially, HA1 and HA2 would be wearing jeans for their number - this was where AP got the idea. Reportedly, he made a request with the production and suggested that instead of jeans, HA1 and HA2 be made to wear underwear instead.
AP was jubilant and soon worked out his plan wanting HA1 and HA2 to stand out in their number. It was learned that he gave HA1 and HA2 a kind of pill which when swallowed would make their privates swell in size. The effect was so fast that it caught the attention of HA1’s make-up artist who noticed the unusual sudden bulge in his undies.
It was why HA1 became so uneasy and kept covering his private. But while he was uncomfortable, HA2 relished his new size with gusto. And when the two hunks went out onstage, all hell broke loose. The shrieks were deafening as the crowd went wild, focusing their eyes on the two hunks’ nakedness that revealed more than they had expected.
AP was so jubilant that after ME, he and the group partied and celebrated till the wee hours. It was mission accomplished for AP who was gloating from ear to ear. HA1 and HA2’s number reportedly dislodged CA’s finale in terms of shock value. Indeed, AP's 2 hunks continued to be talked about days after the event.
“Tell me, tutor,' I said. 'Is revenge a science, or an art?” ~ Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns
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Spotted: Daniel Padilla and Kathryn Bernardo in New Zealand
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Spotted: Carla Abellana and Tom Rodriguez Off Cam
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Tweet Scoop: Kim Chiu Says Sorry to Commenters About Her Lousy Acting
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Tweet Scoop: Kevin Balot Criticizes James Reid for Wearing Shades; Apologizes Later
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Insta Scoop: Isabel Oli's Message to John Prats
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Insta Scoop: James Reid Shows Bruised Arms
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Insta Scoop: Mary Jolly to Pursue VAWC Complaint with or without Offer
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Insta Scoop: 'Be Careful with My Heart' to End on Nov. 28
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Insta Scoop: ABS-CBN Remakes 'Two Wives'
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Who Did It Better: Tom Rodriguez vs Geoff Eigenmann
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Thursday, September 25, 2014
The Daring Blunder
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A scandal involving Hot Actor (HA) and Versatile Young Actress (VY) is making the rounds of the rumor mill. HA has been linked with several beautiful actresses, and most of the low and controversial moments of his relationships have been highly publicized. VY has had her share of controversies despite her young age, and one of these highly publicized issues almost cost her career and her sweet–girl image. Similarly, HA and VY have managed to rise about these issues by keeping a low profile and saying only a few words to clear the matter. Consequently, these issues are forgotten, and HA and VY move on with their careers.
One night, HA had an intimate encounter with VY. HA was drunk that night and was doing his best to make sure VY was happy. Unfortunately, HA is not that gifted despite the publicity that he is. So, he resorted to using a fruit to satisfy VY. At the height of enjoyment, the fruit broke, got stuck, and HA could not pull it out.
Frantically, HA had to call the only person who always bails him out of trouble – his manager (HM). HM has always had a soft spot for his talent, and has been accused of allegedly meddling into the personal affairs of HA. What is certain is that HM has charted the career of HA towards becoming an important lead actor of his network. Hence, the roles that HA play in his soaps are all memorable.
Quick thinking, HM called someone who was able to find a female doctor, who could help VY. So, HM, his friend, and the doctor trooped to the condo of HA. The doctor successfully removed the broken piece, and HA could only sigh in relief.
Actors are the best and the worst of people. They're like kids. When they're good, they're very very good. When they're bad they're very very naughty. – Kenneth Branagh
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