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Friday, September 26, 2014

The Trick is in the Popping

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Aggressive Personality AP couldn’t seem to have moved forward from his personal issues with a Cheerful Actress CA. Those  privy with them remarked that AP’s gripes were understandable knowing how he and CA were once inseparable.

At a Major Event ME recently, AP learned that CA would be the star in the finale number - something that obviously did not sit well with him. Allegedly, AP thought of ways how to possibly downplay the impact of CA’s number. And there’s no other way to achieve that than by having his wards – Hunk 1 and Hunk 2 (HA1 and HA2), who were also performers in ME, carry out his plans.

Knowing the kind of audience that ME caters to, AP made sure that tickling them beyond their imagination would be best option. Initially, HA1 and HA2 would be wearing jeans for their number - this was where AP got the idea. Reportedly, he made a request with the production and suggested that instead of jeans, HA1 and HA2 be made to wear underwear instead.

AP was jubilant and soon worked out his plan wanting HA1 and HA2 to stand out in their number.  It was learned that he gave HA1 and HA2 a kind of pill which when swallowed would make their privates swell in size. The effect was so fast that it caught the attention of HA1’s make-up artist who noticed the unusual sudden bulge in his undies.

It was why HA1 became so uneasy and kept covering his private. But while he was uncomfortable, HA2 relished his new size with gusto. And when the two hunks went out onstage, all hell broke loose. The shrieks were deafening as the crowd went wild, focusing their eyes on the two hunks’ nakedness that revealed more than they had expected.

AP was so jubilant that after ME, he and the group partied and celebrated till the wee hours. It was mission accomplished for AP who was gloating from ear to ear. HA1 and HA2’s number reportedly dislodged CA’s finale in terms of shock value. Indeed, AP's 2 hunks continued to be talked about days after the event.

“Tell me, tutor,' I said. 'Is revenge a science, or an art?” ~ Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns

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96 comments:

  1. AP- P
    CA- M
    H1 and H2- D and T

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    1. Korek! Ang galing mo!

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    2. the who si AP-P?

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    3. Yay! Tama din ako. :D

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    4. Anonymous September 26, 2014 at 12:29 AM - m nung may bserye. you're welcome.

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    5. si P na partner ni B? :D

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    6. More clue kay AP please! Sya na lang di ko gets

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  2. CA - M
    HA1 - D
    HA2 - T
    AP - P

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  3. This is about P, T and D. Ca is M. Why nga ba sila nag seperate ni P?

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    1. AP attitude here probably the reason why CA chose to break their bonds. AP tends to be manipulative and controlling. And we know naman na character ni CA ay feisty and very much independent. Hindi talaga sila magtatagal. Ano tingin nya sa mga ano nya, laruan na pwdeng ganyanin para lang masunod kapritso? Tao rin ang mga artista no. Kaimbyerna.

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    2. E panu naman. Imbis na ipagtanggol si CA sa mga naninira, ayun pinaoabayaan. Ayaw nya ipagtanggol ni CA sarili nya.

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    3. and if not for AP being manipulative and controlling maybe CA is not where she is today!

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    4. Anon 1:22
      That's why CA acknowledged that fact. Never nya dineny yan at lagi nyang sinasabi. Besides wala rin namang masamang masabi si AP kay CA. Si CA lagi nya sinasbi how grateful she is to AP. Kaya ln.g ganyan tlga eh career wise tama naman naging decision ni CA.

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  4. Hunk 1 and Hunk 2 is none other than T and D. Kaya pala putok na putok...

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  5. Ap-p
    Ha1and ha2- t and d
    Ca- m

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    1. Help. Who is P? Di ko magets. Mga first honors help!

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  7. AP - P
    H1 - T
    H2 - D
    CA - M
    ME - B

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  8. CA still won coz she doesn't need to retort to cheap gimmicks to create noise. She was classy amidst all those breasts and butt cheeks LOL

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    1. dati classy is a word na hindi mo pwedeng iconnect kay CA pero ngayon nag iba bigla anoh. kaya bitter na bitter si AP.

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  9. so hindi truelaloo ang guhit ng kapalaran na nasilayan??? ung isa naman halatang fake e.

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    1. Nagbabasa ka ba? May ininom ngang pill kaya todo erect yung keme nila.

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    2. Well kung yung kay HA1 ay gising na sa lagay na yun, eh medyo dyuts nga

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  10. AP: P
    CA: M
    HA1: D
    HA2: T

    Ang tanong: WHAT drug was given that caused the severe swelling?!?

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    1. feeling ko pinahiran ng Eoil kaya magang-maga ahahahhaha

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    2. Baka, nag Niagra Falls sya.

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  11. AP- P
    HA1 & HA 2- D & T
    CA- M

    Bad puppy!!

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  12. CA - M AP - P H1 - D H2 - T ME - N

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  13. Ano meron kay P and M?

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  14. Hindi pa rin maka move on si m kasi nawala sa kanya ang money maker nya.

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    1. si ap- p yata di maka move on at di si ca- m. mali ka yata teh

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    2. Anong money maker? Nalaos na siya nung kay P. Nabuhay lang uli career niya kay T. Kaya di makamove on si P kc siya ang nagpatunog ng pangalan ni M- Vanessa Arpafo

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  15. CA's finale was still great. Standout pa rin ang beauty niya despite the antics of D and T.

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  16. HA1 = T HA2 = D D must be loving that moment considering the last B about him.. lol CA = d ko alam

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  17. AP - p HA 1& 2 - D and T cA - M mE - N

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  18. To be fair, baka naman hindi alam nung dalawang hunks yung plano ni AP, napag-utusan lang sila ng m nilang bitterness.

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    1. Maaring hindi alam but still they popped the pill and im sure they knew what it was for

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  19. Well, kung pinatigas man nung pill yung member nung dalawang hunk, it just means na pag fully erect nga yung sa dalawa, malaki nga, kasi hindi naman hahaba beyond their normal erect size yung "member" diba? The only way for you to make it bigger is if you have surgery?

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    1. Kung matigas na nga yun, nalakihan ka na? Actually disappointing pa nga, moreso yung kay HA1

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  20. Anung gamot yan? maibigay sa dyowa ko hahahaahah

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  21. di naman na kailangan ng gamot. konting himas lang lalaki na ng kaunti yun :P

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  22. Kung uminom na sila ng pill, ibig sabihin yun na yon?? Awww, how small naman. So cute!

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  23. Ang bitterness naman ni P, hindi nya matanggap na naging positive na ang aura ni M. Oh well...

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  24. Hunks - T,D Cheerful - M AP - P?

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  25. Thanks to AP madaming girls at beki ang lumigaya. At malamang tumaas pa ang market value ni HA1 & 2. hihihi

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  26. the S man and the magic S. Tootooot!

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  27. so hindi talaga maka move on si AP sa paglayas ni CA?

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  28. CA - M AP - P H1 - D H2 - T ME - N

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  29. AP- P HA1 and HA2 - D and T CA - M

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  30. Good thing that CA is not under the ward of AP anymore...mas maganda ang career nya today!

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  31. Mas pinag uusapan nman talaga si T and D than the finale. Waley nman impact ang finale.

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    1. Maganda nga katawan ni M, pero hindi nakakaexcite sa paningin ng karamihan sa nanood. First of all, her costume was lame and she was't fierce enough, pangalawa ang majority sa audience beks and girls, syempre sa mga boys talaga magrereact ang mga yun.

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    2. duh pag uusapan talaga dahil pakita ang birdie nila

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    3. CHEERFUL? or yun ang pinoproject?

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  32. CA - H
    AP - A
    HA1 - J
    HA2 - P
    ME - C

    4/5 lang sure ko dito di ko sure si AP..

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  33. anyone?! clue naman sino si AP? thanks..

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  34. AP - P CA - M HA1 - D HA2 - T ME - N hindi na pala related si AP kay CA. Now ko lng napag tanto. Malaking income pala ang nawala.

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    1. Super laking income talaga. Mas madami at malalaki pang endorsement dumating kay CA.

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  35. Andali, pero di rin ako maka get over na si M ay si cheerful actress. Eh kase naman noong araw ang pagkilala kay CA ay ma-attitude at mataray. Napakagandang influence sa kanya ang love of her life.

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  36. di ko gets sino si M and P!!! waaah!!! clues please! si M na alam ko lang is yung e kay D. siya ba? e sino si P? help!!!

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  37. Hindi pa din maka move on si P kasi ang laki ng nawala sa kanya. Hahaha.

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  38. so no bimpo was involved in the enlargement.

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  39. AP - P CA - M ME - B HA1 - D HA2 - T

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  40. D naman tinilian c CA. Mas tinilian pa ang k

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    1. Napanganga lang sila kai M kasi super ganda niya. Tawag dun startstrucked,

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    2. hindi na nakatili,, napatunganga sa ganda ni M.. parang aparisyon.. magtitili ka ba kung makakakita ka ng aparisyon? malamang reaction mo matulala hehehe

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    3. Aparisyon?.....HOY GISING!

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  41. Mga ate swell nga hndi p erectd.

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  42. Expected naman kung di masyadong appreciated yung kay CA. sa totoo lang yung boys naman talaga ang gusto ng audience, well mostly. Kahit siguro magpakita sya ng pwet, waley lang yun sa mga beks at girls.

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  43. More clue kay P please!!

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  44. Daming sites and my friends who were there saying one of the most applauded yung kay Cheerful. Tinilian and classy yung dating. While dun sa duo, tinilian kasi dirty na ang dating.

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  45. Omg nakakahiya naman. Kaya pala ganon ang itsura ng sa kanila. Pero yung kay T mukhang padding si D naman kung tayo na talaga juts talaga siya. Haha

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  46. So maximum size na ni D yun? No wonder walang nagtatagal na girls sa kanya.

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  47. So kung talagang juts si papa D, eh anong secret nya at kinababaliwan sya ng mga ex nya?

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    1. performance nga, teh. aminin natin, may mga di kalakihan pero total performer sa bed. baka nga master na ni D ang kama sutra lol

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    2. Magaling "sumisid" si papa D kahit tiny-sausage lang ang sa kanya,; LOL.

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  48. Popping a pill? That's just desperate. Para na rin nilang nilunok ang pride nila bilang lalaki. So disappointing lalo na kay D kasi joke lang pala yung bulge nya. T_T

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  49. Nabawasan ng 50% ang pagnanasa ko kay D. Umasa na ako ng sobra sobra na daks nya.

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    1. Ako din anon 5:09 PM. Akala ko pa man din e natural yun.

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  50. Nainom ng gamot para tayuan? Lol! Nakapakalow naman nun! Di ba sila pwedeng magpahimas na lang sa mga kasma anilang models. :))

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  51. AP - P H1 - T - ex h H2 - D - ex ni kubs CA - M ME - B

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  52. Kung Homo Erectus na yung keme nila... eh juts nga tlga!!!

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  53. Mas lalong bumaba naman pagkilala ko dun sa 2. Ewww. No one in his right sense of mind will do such kind of act! Gross. After he made the crowd mad with his antics then what? Lumakas ba star quality niya?

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