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Thursday, September 25, 2014

The Daring Blunder

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A scandal involving Hot Actor (HA) and Versatile Young Actress (VY) is making the rounds of the rumor mill. HA has been linked with several beautiful actresses, and most of the low and controversial moments of his relationships have been highly publicized. VY has had her share of controversies despite her young age, and one of these highly publicized issues almost cost her career and her sweet–girl image. Similarly, HA and VY have managed to rise about these issues by keeping a low profile and saying only a few words to clear the matter. Consequently, these issues are forgotten, and HA and VY move on with their careers.

One night, HA had an intimate encounter with VY. HA was drunk that night and was doing his best to make sure VY was happy. Unfortunately, HA is not that gifted despite the publicity that he is. So, he resorted to using a fruit to satisfy VY. At the height of enjoyment, the fruit broke, got stuck, and HA could not pull it out.

Frantically, HA had to call the only person who always bails him out of trouble – his manager (HM). HM has always had a soft spot for his talent, and has been accused of allegedly meddling into the personal affairs of HA. What is certain is that HM has charted the career of HA towards becoming an important lead actor of his network. Hence, the roles that HA play in his soaps are all memorable.

Quick thinking, HM called someone who was able to find a female doctor, who could help VY. So, HM, his friend, and the doctor trooped to the condo of HA. The doctor successfully removed the broken piece, and HA could only sigh in relief.

Actors are the best and the worst of people. They're like kids. When they're good, they're very very good. When they're bad they're very very naughty. – Kenneth Branagh

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171 comments:

  1. If VY is who I think VY is, then that's effed up because VY is super close to HA's ex. I am sure who HA is. With VY, just about 60%.

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  2. d yung guy
    p yung manager

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    1. Guess only.

      HA - D
      VY - B
      HM - P

      HA and VY are both from KH network.

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    2. I dont think B is kaH... and i think D just recently proved he's gifted...

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    3. Naisip ko din yun, but I don't think so. Na link lang sila dahil sinabi ni VY may crush sya kay HA. Besides ano ba issues and controversies kaaqy VY that almost cost her career?

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  3. Grabe nakakaloka to!!!!

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  4. Wth? Hahaha Waiting for comments...

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  5. I don't have any clue kung sino si HA at VY. Anong fruit kaya ang ginamit at hindi na lumabas. Kadiri!

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    1. manager - P. fruit - talong.. lol! :p

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    2. Hindi ho fruit ang talong.

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    3. Fruit po ang talong Anon 3:14, While it's generally thought of as a vegetable, eggplant is actually a fruit. The eggplant, aubergine, melongene, brinjal or guinea squash is a plant of the family Solanaceae.

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    4. anon 3:14 - eggplant is a fruit, as it has seeds. parang a coconut nut is not a nut...

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  6. HA - D so hindi pala talaga sya daks? Ganern?

    VY - K ?

    HM - P

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  7. Hay, totoo pala yon! Kabata pa ni ineng a!

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  8. today's BI is juicy... literally and figuratively!

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  9. Ha is J while VY is S?
    If sya nga,
    HA is now with a new girl, A

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    1. Yan din hula ko.

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    2. mali ka!! tagaL ng issue nun 4 yrs ago pa,d ka maka move-on! iba na ang pinag uusapan dito ngayon...hayyyy naku maraming artista na pwedeng matsismis ng ganun kaya hula ka pa.

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  10. A fruit? Siguro naman hindi LANGKA or DURIAN? Lol

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahaha hatching. Sobra naman ang laki ng langka or durian at araykupu.Walang babaeng papayag no matter how daring or hot.

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    2. Laki nun, puwede ang rambutan. Yew, Buti hindi upo ang haba, biruin mo hirap alisin nuon.

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  11. OMG sino itech?! Ang hirap mga teh! Akala ko K & D kaso di naman nila magagawa yan. Hahaha

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    1. Really? ...how did you know, aber?

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    2. Layo ng clues te!

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    3. Kay D teh medyo may chance na magawa niya yan sa girl kasi syempre medyo badboy datingan nun, pero I dont think na papayag si K noh! Pero buti na lang hindi sila to. Haha

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  12. Help help ang mga 1st honor dyan!

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  13. Omg kalurks!! Da who?! Pakopya muna classmates. Prutas talaga ang ginamit? Sana walang infection si girl. Baboy eh...

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  14. I don't care who they are. I just want to know what fruit was used, ha ha!

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  15. Si D and R ba ito? Just guessing.

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  16. D - kaf j - kapatid ni A

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  17. I know who would you think, but I think they can‘t do these. HA-D VY-K

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    1. lol pang unang sentence lang ang D and K na inisip ko. Obvious naman na di sila pagkataapos ng first sentence. Debatable pa nga ang tawag na "HA"

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  18. is this D? :| kinky pala siya lolz

    di ko kilala sino si VY. same network ba sila?

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  19. HA- D
    HM - P
    VA- who the heck is this woman?!

    Scandalous

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  20. KA-DI-RE! Back to you guys!

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  21. Omg! G and M ba ito?!!!

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  22. hahahahhahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahah!
    Wagas ang tawa ko... pramis..... ano kayang fruit yon?

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    1. saging ang prutas na naisip ko. hahahaha. pero ano yun binalatan niya? hahaha.

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    2. Pa-virgin effect, alam mo naman na kung anong fruit yun chosera.

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    3. Baka pakwan, gurl.

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    4. Pinya. Yung dahon.

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    5. Pipino yun for sure!

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  23. OMG!! NASA title iyong initials ng name ya... what a very stupid idea naman iyong gInawa nla . I'm sure hiyang hiya c girl sa doctor and sa manager ni D. Stupidity at it's best!

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  24. Sinetch itetch??? Cleaners ako ngayon..

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  25. G & M Omg!!! Kadire!

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    1. Bakit sila? The clues and initial doesnt say its them naman ah..

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    2. September 25, 2014 at 1:31 AM bago ka ata dito teh...pag sobrang selan ng BI walang initials na nilalagay....ok? cge tulog ka na

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    3. 1:55 HA - D VY - B ikaw ang matulog kelan pa nagkaroon ng pakelamerang manager si G?

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    4. Hindi sila teh! HA - D VY - B yung h nasa tittle na nga oh Hina!

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    5. 1:55 TEH KAH TONG MGA TO

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  26. HA - J, VY - A. .Try lang..

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  27. The who? Hirap...®

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  28. OMG!!!!!!! PAKISAGUTAN MGA VALEDICTORIAN!!!!!!! GUSTO KO MALAMAN KUNG SINEY ITECH!!!!

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  29. ang yummy ng BI na toh!!! mga bakla may parlor gising!!!!!!

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  30. hmnn... ang jiraffe... nasaan na mga first honor dyan...
    prng si B si VY ...

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  31. si B si VY???? ang jiraffe naman .. Nsaan na ang mga first honor

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  32. si B si VY???? ang jiraffe naman .. nasaan na ang mga first honor

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  33. ang tanong...ano ang fruit na ginamit..pra ndi na matularan...hihi

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  34. this sounds S and J! cla lng tlaga naiisip ko

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    1. Clue kung sino sila ateng pls

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    2. maling mali yang naiisip mo,ang tagal tagal na ng issue na yn,bago to!! iba naman ang isipin mo,

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  35. kasi naman hindi muna pinatigas ang fruit kaya naputol :-p sana ginawa na kang juice at linagay sa bottle , mas mtigas pa yun ... yucckk lng

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    1. Oo nga may nabibili naman na toy. Kelangan talaga fruit. Hahaha dami ko tawa

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    2. Wala na daw silang time bumili ng toy nung mga panahong yon hahaha

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  36. durian and banana encounter!

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  37. Wala sa title ang initials ngayon..

    G and M accdg to clues!

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  38. Hala, bakit yung naiisip ko ay si D and K ng KaH? Tapos, manager ni D ay si P? Tama ba? O feeling row one lang ako mga ateng??? Hahaha

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    1. korek! pero di mo na hulaan kung anong fruit kaya 2nd honor ka lang!

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    2. Yup i think so. Its not b. Ung 2 b sa kah may mga serious relationship. Si k to!

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  39. sino itey??? #SIGHED

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  40. The actor is D with the manager P The girl is B a teen starlet

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    1. same network? Di ko mahulaan c vy..

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    2. Yes same network. Pareho silang may teleserye sa KaH.

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  41. When you say that an actress is "versatile", it means she can shift between lead, support, even villainous roles or malawak yung acting range (hindi puro paawa lang or puro pasigaw). For HA, I don't think this is G kasi ang clue eh "(the manager) hascharted the career of HA towards becoming an important lead actor of his network", eh si G naman eh bukod sa waley na ngang acting skills eh "important" lang sya dun sa 10 tao na may pakialam pa sa kanya.

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    1. I think versatile means aside from acting, pwede ring maging TV host or singer.

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  42. from Ka-H
    VY- B na na link sa isang D & A before, to think na minor pa siya. At akala ko bf niya ulit ung dati niyang loveteam
    HA - D, sinasabi ng gayland na hindi naman pala siya short down there after ng 1 controversial event
    HM - P

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    1. OMG! Hnd ko mahulaan! Sinetch itechiwa!!!

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    2. OMG parang gets ko na kung sino si VY. Ang bata nya pa ha! Ang juicy ng BI na to.

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    3. Unang basa ko pa lang, yan din ang hula ko. Initials on the title. kaH. si girlaloo, bagets pa talaga. nagkaroon ng maselan na mga issues sa 2 mas matanda sa knya. si HA naman. D. siya lang din ang may ever supportive na Manager na nai-issue din sa kanya. dami naging gf na showbiz nito!

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    4. Sila talaga?e parang ang layo ng age gap at wala naman napapa balitatna may something sila ang bata pa ni B

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  43. Si D at B ba itech????

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  44. sino to? nasa isip ko yung ka h na young starlet name starts with B. Pero hindi ko sure. Sino rin yung hot actor? at ano yung fruit? Banana? At least, tapos na yung reign ni S dati, meron ng bago.

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  45. Si d na ang manager si P yun na. Pero ung partner ba nya ngaun ung girl?

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  46. D, e di hindi pala sya gifted? The young star is B from KaH. Tama? Then yung manager si P.

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  47. HA-D
    VY-K
    HM-P

    first honor!!!!

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  48. talandeeee ni VY , kung xa nga eh minor pa xa wahahahaha

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  49. Grabeiciuos si VY minor-age pa lang napakakati na. pano pa kaya pag naging 20 na? #AbaMatinde hahahaha

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    1. Kung siya nga ba....aba, ikulong sa banyo! LOL!

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  50. Dapat ang tawag Talong Lane. ;)

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  51. langka at durian pa kayong nalalaman! Saging lang! Saging lang ang may puso!

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  52. Pwede din cucumber....

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  53. sino si B? more clues, pleaseeee!!!

    huhu contradicting naman kung si HA ay si D!!!

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  54. Lord! tawang-tawa ako sa blind item na 'to.

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  55. M at G. Sure na. Versatile daw c girl.

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  56. Hindi si B ito. Versatile Young Actress nga eh, diba?

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  57. grabe bka langka ginamit, kse kung banana bat di n ginamitan ng condom, atleast pag nagbreak, di maiwan sa neverland ni ateng! LOL

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    1. advise from someone na may experience sa saging ba to

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    2. Hahahahahaha! Sagutin ang tanong ni 4:29!

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  58. Oh my! That's very sharp. Though I don't think it could cut a raddish or a carrot. So the possible option would be a not so ripe banana, bitter melon, or an eggplant. Lol

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  59. I believe the fruit is Durian ;)

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  60. lalaki sa lalaki ang peg...

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  61. Malapit nako mag-drop out help me!

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  62. saging cguro,, madaling mabreak ang saging,, hahaha! kadiri ha,lol, mukhang kaH to, kaya laako pakialam sino. hehe

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  63. Contradicting nga naman kung si D ito.. i think they are S & S

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  64. Parang wala naman nabalita na nalink si D at B

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  65. entertaining ang bi na ito dahil sa hulaan sa "fruit"! mas fun pa ang comments kesa sa dalawa. hehehe

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  66. HA- D VY - B HM - P All from ka-H

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  67. Kita naman natin ang ebidnsya na hindi si D ito. And he doesn't drink.

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  68. VY - B. Look at the pic, di ba toilet iyan? LOL! Iyon na ang clue! But she's not the BQ!

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  69. HA - D VY - B The two are lead co-stars

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  70. Di ko gets! help! si HA-D ? Wala naman sya gf db? si VY-B teen starlet diba may jowa sya na teen starlet din? I'm lost

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  71. akala ko ba si g ang boypren ni gerl!

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  72. nasan na nga kaya si B? si D after nung affair to remember nilang dalawa ni girl, wala na "daw" sumunod. ah sa kandungan na lang ni man-ger nag lalagi! baka maulit nga naman!

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  73. HA - J VY - S clues: Drunk for HA. For VY "highly publicized issues almost cost her career and her sweet–girl image" yung nag L yung ano niya. LOL sure na yan.

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  74. Teen ba si B? Or ibang B ba tinutukoy nio?

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  75. HA - D VY - K HM - P? From the clues kasi cla ung naisip ko... Tama ba peeps?!?

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  76. HA - D, VY - B?, HM - P

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  77. di ko kilala ang mga taong involved pero sure ako sa prutas... MANSANITAS! dumulas, kaya ayun!

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  78. D si HA
    B si VY
    P si HM
    S as in Banana ang fruit

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  79. Baka namn si J at S pa din ito. Hindi pala LOCK kundi STOCK ngayon lang na clear. Hahaha.

    -Tinderang hindi maka move on

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  80. E crush daw yata ni b si d e

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  81. Naloka ako sa fruit as in Banana? Unggoy lng ang peg

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  82. try lang HA-C, VY-J

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  83. May connect sa mga l pa-girl hihihi

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  84. Hahahahahaha! Mas curious ako sa fruit na ginamit? Pambihira!

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