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Monday, January 30, 2012

Gone in 60 Seconds

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One night, in a bar somewhere in the city of stars, some girls were having fun and drinking. While most of them were tipsy, one of them caught the eye of indie actor (IA), who was drinking as well. The girl and IA kept exchanging glances until IA stood up and approached their table. IA introduced himself using his boyish charm. The girls were excited as they knew he was the latest discovery from the indie films and was next in line for major acting projects in his current network.

However, IA had his eyes set only on the girl. He sat next to her and they continued drinking. They hit it off and exchanged numbers. They continued flirting and started kissing each other right in front of the amazed girlfriends. After a few minutes, IA and the girl excused themselves.

IA took the girl to his nearby flat. The girl was all excited and had high expectations after all the flirting that happened. Besides, he was an actor so he might have some creative tricks to make their night memorable. True enough, it was indeed a memorable night because IA was done in less than sixty seconds! The girl was shocked that she could not help but share her story of disappointment to her girlfriends afterwards. On hindsight, the girl did say that IA apologized for being done so quickly.

Hopefully, IA will not live up to his character with this random encounter.

127 comments:

  1. HIRAP MUCH TO GUESS =)

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  2. Wow,ang hirap,more clues pls.or should i wait for other comments.

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  3. Yung bsgong prince of indie film?

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  4. ay sya ba yung my makatas na gata?

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  5. Feeling ko hindi ito si Indie Prince.

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  6. Is he a Kid Father? lol!

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  7. Got no clue for me FP! :( FP followers helpppppp!

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  8. Siya ba yung nasa Amaya?

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  9. mga tsismosa!!!gising!sakit sa gums ito...no idea aketch..

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  10. Gawd! Kilala ko c girl hahaha

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  11. Ano ba talaga FP IA o AI? �� di ko alam!

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    1. asus gawin bang issue, indaaaaaay balik sa plantsahan

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    2. hahaha inday! :))))

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  12. laughtrip..hahaha!!! pero sinetch itey????

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  13. si Remington na naman?

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  14. A Kid Father- - From Your Heart (Shows)

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  15. Best New Wave Actor 2011 (If FP Approved this, siya na yun!) LOL!

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    1. Ohh.. I see! FP Approved it, now I'm Confident that he's a BATANG AMA :D

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  16. Anu ba tlga? Kapuso or kapamily? Hehehe

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    1. kapamilya daw tweet ni krisaquinoSTD..:)

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    2. ah ok. Tnx s reply huh :)

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  17. Sayang crush ko pa naman yan. Angel ito! Yun na!

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  18. OMG si batang ama nga!!! feeling ko talaga!!

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  19. Hindi pwede si batang ama kase jowa nya ung partner ni budoy in real life..
    Hindi din pwedeng si remington from the shokot kase kasama nya sa bahay ung manager / lover nya..
    Si yummy naman parang hindi naman sya mahilig lumabas if hindu kasama si deodorant o ang bestfriend ni deodorant na si horror queen daw (horror ang acting!)

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    1. Kapag may Jowa na hindi na pwede sa iba? Eksaherada!

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    2. Teka wiz ko knows sinetch c deodorant o ang bff Ni deodorant!!!sakit na splitends ko!!HELP!!!!

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  20. Remington. "nearby flat" eh

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  21. Siya ba si Actor Son na na-BI a few days ago? Madalas siyang ma-BI ha.

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  22. No idea who this is, pero pag nakainom diba usually super L and mabilis matapos ang mga guys? Baka naman that time lang sya ganun dahil nakainom.

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    1. Hindi ba pag nakainom mas matagal matapos ang guys?

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    2. nope,pag nakainom matagal labasan...siguro lang matagal ng pinigil yung pagka L nya

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    3. Korekchiba mas matagal nga!

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    4. Yeeeezzzz! Mas matagal pag nakainom ang guy hahaha!!!

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    5. Based from my experiences (tumikim ako ng maraming-marami after a major-major heartbreak), yung mga lasing na mas bata sa akin napakabilis labasan (so far 2 sa kanila ang nag-sorry sa akin) while yung mga mas matanda kundi mo man matulugan sa sobrang tagal ay hirap nang mag-flag ceremony.

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    6. ganon talaga, young pa kc...i googled it and kilala ko na....shuckkssssssss kalerQUI!!!!
      more power FP

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    7. WAGAS ANG THREAD NA ETO!!! :) hahahahaha! At ate @bossganda baka naman yung mga natikman mo mga bata na mabilis labasan ay may mga konting experience pa lang. Alam mo naman ang mga batang yan eh masyadong madaling ma-excite lalo na pag baguhan pa lang sa kalakalan. Ako rin naman nakatikim ng marami-rami pati mga bata pero di naman ata sa age yan. :)) Nevertheless, winner ka pa rin ate! :)

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    8. ahahah!!!! tawa ako ng tawa soyo bossganda!!! hahaha!!! i-detailed daw bah?!?! hahah!!!

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  23. Ewwwwwwww gone in 60 secs??e warm up pa Lang yun ah..kalerky ang hitad chumeverrloooooo..waahhh

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  24. "Hopefully, AI will not live up to his character with this random encounter."

    Character as in TV character siguro! So kung irelate, si father na nga.

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  25. My GOSH! sobrang sayang saya kayo sa Pre-Marital Sex. pde next time, pakasal muna, para hindi maging BATANG AMA?!!

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  26. Syempre ginoogle ko pa yung mga clues niyo ano. Nadisappoint ako kasi mukhang masarap pa naman pag pantasyahan si kuya. hay.

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  27. Ibig ba sabihin ng BI na eto ay si young father ay di gay? Just asking.

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  28. Ay gets ko na mga teh....ginoogle ko at paaaakkkkk...wawa naman yung girl..umiinit pa Lang eh tapos na..mabilis pa sa order sa fastfood,hahaha

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  29. Ano kayang reaction ni Ate Jackie na napapabalitang may secret relship sa guylalooooo na itech! :))

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  30. eto ba yung nagtxt ng maligo na, kasi malapit na sha??? kabrother and sisterhood?

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  31. baka si E 'yan kse s'ya ang bagong indie prince at mahilig magpapatol 'yan.:))

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  32. Hala! Nakakaloka! Si Batang Ama nga 'to! Dami ko nang naririnig na pag nakainom na 'to or nasa inuman, malakas daw talaga mambabae. In short, may pagkamalandi talaga siyaaaaa. Hahaha. Kaya naman pala nagiging Batang Ama ang peg eh. Ang bilis o baka naman kakatapos lang niya tapos hinabol lang niya juices niya to another girl. We don't knoooow. (If FP doesn't approve this, magtatampo ako ng wagas. HAHAHA.)

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  33. No clue da hu? E di sana nag take 2 or 3 or 4 nalang ...baka mas matagal yung sa huli lol

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  34. Sino kaya yung lucky girl na sana kaya lang waley. 60 seconds ba namaaaan. Hahaha. Na-CARRIED AWAY siguro si otoks kaya 60 seconds lang tinapos na niya.

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  35. Kaloka. Nakainom na siya niyan ah at mabilis pa siyang labasan! KALOOOKA!!! Eh pano pa kaya pag walang hint of intoxication ang kuya? Eh di Gone in 3 seconds na lang? Hahahaha

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    1. Hahahaha ambilis 3 seconds! Hahahaha

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    2. Fine. Eh di 20 seconds? :D

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    3. whahahah tummahh!! Teh bitin to death! Di pwede ang sorry sa akin pag ganun! Sana nag all by myself na lang siya! KalerQUI!!

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  36. Di ko kinaya ang mga comments, wagas! Hahaha

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  37. OMG,what the hell did i just reaaaaaaaad!!!!!!while reading this naiisip ko na agad kung sino yung possible,since i have a huge crush on him,sabi ko naaah!imposibleng sya to.then nabasa ko mga comments,omg,tugma sa naisip ko.WAAAA!cannot be!i'm so turn off,not that because ang bilis nya,lol,parang i didn't expect na gimikero pala sya and all.kala ko opposite sya.hay.:(

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  38. hahaha nakakaloka ang mga hula! pero kung si batang ama nga to ng kapamilya e kawawa naman siya!

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  39. Tama ang guess ko! Sayang! Pogi pa naman siya at mukhang yummy! Pero gone in 60 seconds??? Bitin tayo niyan! Whahahahaha Pero malay natin kaya 60 seconds lang kasi pagod na siya dahil sa kalasingan.

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    1. as in, patayin sa shokot si ... pero mukhang inde ito eh, mukhang si batang ama....

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  41. my gosh, me brains ba ang girl ? sya pa nagkuwento, well this story tells the 16 M tsismosa that the girl is a big W_ _ _ E, yung lalaki walang dpat ikahiya , my gosh, teh, pa std check up

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    1. teh,ilan ba dapat ang "brains" sa isang babae? at kelan ka pinanganak teh? nung panahon si crisostomo ibarra o panahon na ng hapon?

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    2. correction pls, 16M views yan at di 16M chismosas in numbers,ikaw teh ang dapat my multiple "brains". at isa pang correction,at bakit yung lalaki ang walang dapat ikahiya? i know many guys na ganyan ang problema nila at ikinahihiya nilang talaga,infact nagkakaron na sila ng inferiority complex bec of that tapos sasabihin mo walang nakakahiya sa part ng lalake?

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    3. Makapang husga ka naman na W _ _ _ E yung babae!!! Eh ano ba magagawa mo kung type talaga ni kuya si ate diba?? Feeling ko you're not getting any action lately noh kaya makapang husga ka eh parang nabubuhay ka pa noong panahon ni Rizal. Take a chill pill and learn to live in the now :)

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  42. Anonymous Jan 29, 2012 09:19 AM
    Baka naman di rin kaya mag take 2, 3 or 4... baka nakatulog na! Hahaha! Nakaka-disappoint nga naman for girlaloo...

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    1. puwede mo'ng pindutin ung ''REPLY'' key teh, after the message para hindi ka na nahihirapan pang mag-copy & paste... yun lang.

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  43. ang gusto ko malaman, saan bar ito???
    mabilis makapickup hehe

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  44. Hmm.. let's dissect the clues. It could be two persons: the star of Ligo and the Batang Ama considering that their last names both end up in G. However, the clues say that he was the latest discovery from indie films. But Batang Ama was already cast in Alyna and Mula sa Puso before doing the indie film Babae sa ST. Thus, the clue pertaining to him as the "latest discovery" might not be apt.

    On the other hand, Ligo star came from a series of indie films, the latest of which is Ligo. Considering that he is being groomed for leading man status in his current network, the description might fit him more.

    Just my two cents'. --the other Mike

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  45. cguro matagal ng walang action kaya mabilis nilabasan

    -tofu

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  46. Naligo na me.. San na u?..

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  47. Naligo na me.. San na u?..

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  48. ay ang sad naman kung si batang ama to

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  49. si Ligo ito sa tingin ko..kc si batang ama jowakis si ate jackie..lagot sya if gumimik pa sya..hehe

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  50. Sya yung nagtext na mgshower na dahil malapit na sya. Literal na malapit... In less than 60secs! Ahahah! Produkto ng mr.pogi ng eat bulaga! Ahaha

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  51. tama si mr. pogi 2006 ito and not batang ama dahil hindi sya nagsimula sa indie. Dating child star si batang ama noh dapat yun ang clue kung sya ito.

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  52. Sino yung girlala??? any clue???

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    1. kahit naman malaman nyo e di nyo rin kilala

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    2. Korek! Kebs ba kay girl eh di sana kung sikat sya kasama na sya sa may clues.

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  53. Haha... Ang bilis naman nun! Parang tumawid ka lang ng EDSA tapos ka na? Sana nagM muna sya sa tabi tabi bago kumerengkeng para mas long playing! Ayan naBI tuloy. Sana may kapote sya nun para hindi muna masundan ung kanyang anak. Ilan na nga ba un?

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  54. feeling ko si mr. pogi ito na nagtext kung nakaligo na u.

    -geegee

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  55. ambilis naman! tapos na sya agad e ako hindi ko pa natapos in one minute basahin ang BI na ito dahil hinihimay-himay ko ang clue!

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  56. Well, obviously alagad ng Family Network yung ipinipilit na si Mr. Pogi. Wag lang kasing magfocus sa title. Gamitin ang utak sa pagbabasa ng content. Balatay na balatay na si BATANG AMA ITO. Taga dito rin ako sa City of Stars kaya alam ko yan. I'll bet my life on it kung hindi si BATANG AMA yan. "Hopefully, IA will not live up to his character with this random encounter" -- di nyo ba gets ibig sabihin nun. In tagalog, "Maswerte sya at hindi sya nakakadisgrasya dahil sa palaging pakikipagchukchakan sa iba't ibang babae, kagaya na lamang ng papael nya sa kanyang soap kung saan nakabuntis sa murang edad."

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    1. actually hindi ako alagad ng Family Network. Diehard Kapuso ako. My answer is based on the stipulations sa kwento: (1) boyish charm; (2) latest discovery from the indie films; and (3) next in line for major acting projects in his current network.

      as for your tagalog translation ng last sentence ni FP, grabe ha, isang sentence lang nobela na agad ang nabasa mo duon. kung ganyan kami gumamit ng utak tulad sayo, baka nagmaximum overdrive na kami. LOL! you are so funny :)

      --- geegee

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    2. madam jan 29,2012 08:21 obvious na alagad ka ni ligo.. Indie film ikaw mag isip isip teh..

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    3. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

      Korak naman sya mga teh

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  57. Gone in 60 seconds? Wow! Tipsy pa sya nung lagay na yun ah..hehe excite na excited.

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  58. @batang ama - ndi naman random encounter ang nangyari dun sa serye, dba mag jowa sila kaya sya naka buntis ndi naman basta kung sino sino ung na galaw nya :) baka si txt ito

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  59. ready, sing - namimiss ko, angelito, bakit iniwan mo ako....

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  60. si mr pogi ito ,nagsimula sya sa indie.. si batang ama ay sa theatro po nagsimula at isa pa jowa nya si jackie..malabo.. si ligo na ready na me 60 secs..

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  61. OA naman, atleast sa babae ginawa hindi sa kapwa lalake!LOL

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    1. agree ako teh...at least, lalake sya ha. kaya lang ang bilis naman ng countdown...paputok agad! kainis much!

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  62. Josme naman, obvious ba na si J ito. Huwag nang ipilit si E.

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  63. swerte nung babae!!..hahaha!!...si BINATANG AMA to!..tingnan nio twitter account nya nlaman nya ata tong BI na to may sinabi sya dun!...confirmed!...sana nag-Round 2 nlng sila bka skaling 120 minutes na..hahaha

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    1. Ay paki-post naman ang tweet nya. tanggalin na lang ang name nya please.

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    2. Dyan kayo maligaya e.:) bahala na Diyos sainyo. I love you guys.:)-----yan ang tweet nya..i like him p nmn...kahit 30 seconds lang ok na basta sya..hahaha

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  64. Nasa tweet ni FP ang sagot! Kakanta na lan ako ng song ni Fra Lippo Lippi. :)

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  65. Well - the BI states one occurance of pre-mature ejaculation so its hard to judge basing from that alone. Pre mature ejaculation is HIGHLY connected to stress. Maybe the guy had a rough day. I dont care who the BI is. Again, its too early to judge bec FP only have a single citation. If there are multiple testimonies, eh no doubt, yun na yun.

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  66. wag naman sana siya...
    nakakasira ng pantasya...
    kala ko pa naman wholesome :(

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  67. Premature Ejaculation.

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  68. Si Coconut to ano ba? Yung girl ang hindi ko alam :|

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  69. True enough! Saw him in a bar at Pasig and he was with many girls. I approached him and he's so bango! Sarap lang!

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  70. From what i know si batang ama ay may jowang professor from bataan. Lagi daw sya doon.

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  71. hahaha really? si batang ama? :P

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  72. Wiz ko type si J. Mukhang punggok sabi nga ni Tandang Alfie

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  73. Nyahaha! pano naging batang ama yan kung ang bilis.

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  74. no idea...maka GMA ako...

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  75. gf nya si Jackie? hay kaka disappoint, thought Jackie has better taste

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  76. totoo bang si batang ama to kasi nakita ko sila ng jowa ni budoy sa isang mall na magkasama.. so baka naman hindi sya.

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    1. nde din ako naniniwala na si batang ama ito kasi nga jowakis nya si ate jackie.. aywan ko ba sa mga ito.. si ligo na you, lapit na me ito ..in 60 secs..

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    2. kelan mo po sila nakita sa mall? i tot break na sila?

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  77. Ligo na you, lapit na me.

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  78. kawawa naman yung girlalu nabitin sa Buko Juice

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  79. THE YOUNG DAD? LOL

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  80. ang saya saya ng thread na ito... i love you FP!

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  81. JAGGER MOVES?LMAO.kakadisappoint

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  82. FP wala po ba kayo BI sa GF ni budoy? HAha. :)

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  83. kung di nakainom yan mga 15 seconds lang..mabilis pa sa manok..

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