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Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Insta Scoop: Toni Gonzaga Reacts to Joey de Leon's Witty Take on BBM Presidency



Images courtesy of Instagram: angpoetnyo/ celestinegonzaga

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    1. Walang finofollow na celeb si toni bukod kay mariel. So ibig sabihin, nagvvisit lang talaga siya ng ibang profile o nagsstalk siya? Haha

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    2. Kadiri pareho. Henyo levels na pala un LOLOL

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    3. Haha! True. Sana bible quotes na lang nireply… pero corny pa dn.

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    4. 11:18 natumbok mo. Unbothered kuno

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    5. Oh em 11.18! Hahahahah! Oo nga..

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    6. Parang bawal na mag joke ngayon.

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    7. 11:18, tawa ka pa, e yun did ginawa mo. Ni-stalk mo si Toni. Pareho lang kayo.

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    8. 9:56 toni, pede ka maging updated sa mga artista thanks to FASHIONPULIS. Thats the reason why all of us here!!! You dont need to be stalker sa mga profile ng artista.

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    9. @11:18 haha grabe di nya pala pina follow si @iamsuperbianca..

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  2. Kumain din sana sila ng may laman. Hindi yung puro sabaw lang ๐Ÿคฏ

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  3. Ang corny at luma ng mga jokes ni Joey ๐Ÿ˜

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    1. True. Itong si Joey maipilit lang ang jokes niya. Ipalalabas na napaka henyo para pagtakpan ang kakornihan.

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    2. old? ang latest nga eh, may pa future prediction pa (Du30 too). di mo lang gets kaya corny ๐Ÿ˜œ it takes wit to understand his "jokes". K.bye!✌️

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    3. LET THEM READ THE LINES 5X MORE UNTIL THEY GET THE POINT OF IT PP HAHAHA

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    4. 11:07 Bad news for you. Tumagal ang EB dahil isa sya sa mga brainchild. ๐Ÿ˜

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    5. I actually like his show Wow Mali. Laugh at his jokes. Not everyone's cup of tea but it's mine.

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    6. 11:54 Dyusko kung hindi kayang itaas ang standards sa governance, pakitaasan naman ang standards mo for "wit". Cringe. I got it right away but it didn't land well since it's too pilit. Mas funny pa captions ng mga brands sa FB

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    7. 11:54 pm. Hindi porke't hindi tumawa ay hindi na naintindihan ang joke. Eh sa sadyang corny eh. Matanda ka na, alam mo na dapat yan.

      - not 10:37 nor 11:02.

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    8. 6:45 tinatamad ako mag explain, pero mali ang usage mo ng brainchild
      Google na lang.

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    9. 1:11 Who cares, tinamad ka pala. If my memory serves me right, sa TVJ ang roots ng longevity ng EB, sino ba si J? ๐Ÿ˜

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  4. Nobody knows what the future holds. Dont be cocky.

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  5. Hala, BBM Saraha din sya? Kaloka!

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  6. Ever since never ako natawa sa mga joke nya kasi d talaga nakakatawa

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  7. Di ko ma gets kahit ilang basa. Sorry

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    1. DU30 BBM31 SARA32

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    2. Du30 BBM31 SARA32

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    3. Mahina ka lang pumick up ng jokes baks. Corny man o hindi.

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    4. After ni PRRD (DU30 = Duterte) , si BBM ang nanalo na nakakuha ng 31M votes.. kaya sabi nya after DU30 is yung may 31 naman..

      Tapos yubg DU30 TOO ... ibig nya sabihin is si Sara Duterte naman ang baka next na Pres. after BBM ..kaya Duterte Part 2 (DUTERTE TOO)

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    5. he is saying after duterte/du30 (30) ay 31 because of the 31m votes that bbm got. then next of 31 is 32 (sounded as 30-2), which is du30 the 2nd daw, meaning after ni bbm, c sara du30 nmn daw magiging prez ng 2028.

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    6. Du30 too - Duterte too (Sara) or 32m votes that Sara got

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    7. Seriously? Ang dali lang intindihin eh

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  8. Du30, Du31, Du32 (30 too) hahaha

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    1. 11:14 this is simplest way to interpret it. Good job lol!

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  9. Grabe sa pagka old school ng mga jokes ni Joey as in ilang years na siya ganyan. Baduy na sobra.

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    1. Minsan nagttry ako manuod ng EB, yung mga hirit ni Joey waley talaga. Tapos ineexplain nya pa kina Ryan para matawa lang, tapos ending parang panggap na lang sina Ryan na natawa. ๐Ÿคฃ

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  10. Lol. Yung iba dito, kaya naiinis kasi bukod sa bitter parin, di nila gets kung ano yung ibig sabihin ng sinabi ni Joey.

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    1. Trot ๐Ÿ˜‚ di nila naarok

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    2. Pag joke kasi dapat nakakatawa din eh waley kasi yung joke

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    3. As if naman ang hirap intindihin ng “joke” nya ๐Ÿ™„

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    4. Nagets ko Pero I find it corny talaga. Well corny naman mga jokes ni Joey.

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    5. ang shallow mo kung natawa ka sa ganyang jokes. typical... ayoko na lang mag talk. lols

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  11. Ano yung may 31? Pano naging si bbm?

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    1. 11:21 votes

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    2. 31Million voters yata

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    3. Meron 31M na votes

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    4. 31million voters ang ibig nyang sabihin

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    5. Meron pong 31 million votes si bbm, tapos si sara 32 million...

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    6. Du(30) as himself, followed by Du(31) who is Marcos, then Du(32/ 30 too) would be Sara as what he’s trying to imply

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    7. 31million po kc votes n BBM.while sara 32m

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    8. He derived 31 from the 31M people who voted for BBM and the 32 were derived from the 32M people who voted for Sara. #akolangyataangnakaintindi

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    9. Madami din palang nakaintindi. Good!

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  12. Ayan ang wala sa generation ngayon...kaya konting kembot sabaw sabaw๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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  13. hahaha corny sa mga d wittt ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
    pag d tlaaga inborn sa inyo humor, apaka dry and dull nyo,. ok, thank you, next!

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    1. Napakadry hindi apaka dry but anyway, i agree with about the reason why they didn't get it.

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    2. Natawa ako 12:50! Pareho tayo ng pet peeve. Nakakaasar yang apaka na term pati na yung sanaol, g, awit.

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    3. 1:01 ok lang yan at least naiintindihan pa din kaysa sa jejemon typing lol

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    4. Hahahahaa at kami pa pala ang di witty just because we think it's too mababaw to be funny, says the person na tadtad ng misspellings at jejespeak ang comment! I wouldn't be surprised if your fave comedies include laugh tracks.

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    5. 11:13 lol true

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  14. Di ko magets haha

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  15. Honestly thank you sa nagtanong at sa mga nag explain kasi paulit ulit ako, pero di ko gets and di ako maka relate ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Kahit inexplain, not funny hehe.

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  16. If you have to explain your joke then it means it disn’t land

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    1. Hndi din. Minsan may mga slow lang talaga.

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    2. Thank you!

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    3. wit is for the intelligent

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  17. Many people are not smart enough to figure that out especially kakampinks. I am sure di rin naintindihan yan ni Leni.

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    1. Eh kasi babaw ng mga kaligayahan niyo. Oops.

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  18. pak oh! palakas ulet si ate mo gerl baka bet bumalik sa eat bulaga para relevant ulet sya HAHAHAHA

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  19. Corny talaga kaht gets ko.

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  20. sino ba nagpauso ng apaka this, apaka that na 'yan. pumapasa kaya sila sa balarila? inano n'yo na ang fil language, josko.

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    1. I don't use apaka pero chill ka lang diyan. Hayaan mo na, hindi naman yan essay sa school o document sa office. Feeling ko naman maayos sila mag type sa mga importanteng bagay. Atsaka nowadays may grammar tools/apps naman. Baka pati sa mga Filipino slang gaya ng "yarn," "bardagulan," at "hala siya" naiinis ka na. Lol.

      Naalala ko tuloy noong may head injury ako tapos ginagamot ako ng nurse, ginamit niya ang salitang "yarn." Kung mga professional nga e ginagamit ang expression na yun. Hehe.

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    2. lol. those too! sure ka kids nowadays can spell correctly? pansin ko yung mga gud am, gud pm and kumain k n b and some such thing when they text. apaka corny na ha. ay bahala kayo lol

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  21. Hmmm. Mukhang gustong bumalik sa Eat Bulaga.

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  22. Kakaiba pag name ng Joey taas ng IQ henyo talaga

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  23. Hala lahat ng tungkol kay bbm pinapatulan na ni toni, ung iba nakamove on na sya hindi pa.

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  24. Etong si Joey de Leon napag uusapan lang dahil sa mga CORNY at OFFENSIVE jokes.

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  25. Nakokornihan ako kay JDL, But i understand how his mind works. It's like he sees random patterns on people, events, dates, numbers na napipilit nya gawan ng connection. Di ko maalala tawag sa humor na yun. Haha. But this is why they proclaimed him as "henyo", tho syempre this kind of humor is not for everyobe ika nga.

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  26. Meh, Parehong waley. Too yucky.

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  27. Mas witty pa rin si Bitoy kesa kay Joey.

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  28. No one knows what the future holds, but I hope this political dynasty thing stops, although it's pretty unlikely. Nagiging family business na eh. We need fresh faces and fresh new blood with good, progressive ideas on how to run this country to make it move forward.

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    1. Poreber na yan sa pinas. My parents waited a lifetime for changes. Waley pa rin. These families are just playing musical chairs for power and money in pinas.

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  29. 1313M (BBM) highlighting the 31M

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  30. Pang matatalino kasi yung joke๐Ÿ˜

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  31. Henyo talaga si Joey, grabe mag isip.

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  32. Ah eto pala humour and genius level para sa supporters nila. Ok.

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    1. Pero you understood?

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    2. Pero naintindihan mo? I can explain and expound if you didn't.

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    3. Lol you don't need to prove anything 927. The statement speaks for itself.

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  33. Wag na mag explain yung iba, dali naman intindihin. Pa expert masyado.

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  34. Witty na yan? Genyo level na yan?

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    1. Humor comprehension is parallel to language skills and recognition growing up. When undeveloped, humor is never understood or always misunderstood.

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    2. Oh please? Misunderstood, misundestood ka pa dyan. His humor isnt funny.

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  35. I get it but I don't find him funny. Cringe yung mga jokes nya dati pa.

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  36. Luh pilit na pilit ang wit. LOL

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  37. Wiitty? Shallow

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