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Friday, March 2, 2012

Duh? Horticulturist?

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In the promotion of a movie, the actors in the movie were interviewed by showbiz writers one on one. A respected showbiz writer (SW) asked hunky actor (HA) regarding his role in the movie. Here is the
conversation:

SW: So, HA, your role is a horticulturist?

HA: Ay, ambastos mo naman. Anong t*k*l? (Then he flashed his sheepish smile.)

SW did not react and merely pretended he did not hear the response of HA. However, another writer overheard their conversation and sent a message to someone who is close to the actor. The message of the writer was simple – "please inform HA what horticulturist means."

Now, is there a connection between this incident and the reported absence of HA in the more recent press con of the movie?

166 comments:

  1. di na sya baby. AA

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    1. yup nde na xa baby...

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    2. xa ung katambal n girl na kaaway ng mga bida,pareho clang d umattend ng presscon ng upcoming movie nila..

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    3. hahaha sya rin una kong naisip.. anu ba yan, indi man lang pag-aralan muna kung anu yung role nya talaga.. KKLK!

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    4. r u referring to mr.woody? baka naman it was meant to be a joke. i like the humor though. it's cute and it tickles... not t_k_l ha.

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    5. wow, classy you two.

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    6. it's cute & it tickles..parang cuticle sa kuko combined? :D

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    7. hahaha cuticles!!! funnyyyyyy!

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    8. haha kyutikol ang kyooooot!! dami kong tawa hahaha

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    9. Ay super like! cuticulturist, sosy term for taga-kutkot ng cuticles. lol!

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  3. omg this is so funny. sino kaya ito? yung T word ang hindi ko alam. napaka wala ko talagang alam LOL

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  4. hotdog na tuna?

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  5. taong kahoy ba ito????

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  6. ba yun! kasi naman hindi na lang iniba ang word

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  7. Eto ba yung movie about sa daan? Sino kaya yung actor? Starts with letter D ba same as sa first initial ng title?

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    1. Teh naliligaw ka ata.

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    2. hahahaha! naliligaw sa daan..the road ung girl

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  8. Anong sabi ni HA sa response nya?

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  9. Anong t*k*l? Di ko rin gets ang response ni HA na si no other man. Hahahaha

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  10. Ito ba yung parang tuhod kung umakting? hahaha

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  11. Ah... Binata na nga sya!!! hahahahhaha He should improve his vocabulary! OMG! :-)

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  12. not surprised at all... taong kahoy

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  13. ano yung censored na word? Sorry, (pa)-baby pa ako. :)

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  14. What's t*k*l? No other blockbuster actor. But whats tkl? Di masyado nag popromote kasi nag aaway na sila ng anghel niya kasi nga tinorjak niya si maria from the barrio during corazon shooting days nila. Yun na!

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    1. nawawala ka yata ate... sa kabila po to

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  15. sya ba ang na BI na may benefactor sa ibang bansa?

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  16. si taong kahoy :) pati acting kahoy din :)

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  17. Anong t*k*l fp? Marami di naka get eh

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    1. wahahahah....kalokah naman...fill in the blanks ito. buti na lang tinanong ko ung asawa ko kung may word na ganun! knows ng mga guys ang ibig sabihin nyan, ipagtanong mo na lang. first vowel- I second vowel- O

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  18. Sabi na eh. Si healthylicious hotdog to eh.




    Ano nga yung horticulturist? (Joooowwwkkk!!!) :p

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  19. Hahaha I didn't even know what t*k*l means until now. But I know what a horticulturist is..I need more clues to get this BI :)

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    1. t*k*l dagdag lang ng vowels i and o, sana magets mo na at sana tama din 'tong sagpot ko sayo:D

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  20. Si SARDINES ba itetch? Hahaha :P

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  21. Ang gusto nya cguro fARmer lang. :)

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    1. you should not say lang

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    2. I second the motion.. Hindi tayo makakain kung walang farmer.. Hirap kaya ng work nila teh...

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  22. bkit kc pumayag p syang magkamovie ksama ng babaeng wala ng matris.. gudluck sa knila, iba na talaga ang ngagawa ng nepotismo!

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  23. Si Double AA Battery yan na di na baby! Ahahaha

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  24. sya ba ung bagong model ng san mig light. Taz nagmamachete diet? Hahaha

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  25. hahaha! this is funny!

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  26. this is woody :) although i hope the writer wasn't that mean. not everybody knows what it means. -H

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  27. Hahaha!!! Isang avenger itich!!!

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  28. un nagpauso ng kamote diet?

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  29. Kasi naman, di na lang sinabing farmer. Buti di siya minachete...

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  30. anober so jologs naman nitong Actor na itey just like his name..eiw

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  31. fp pa-approve lang po kung hindi sya opisyal. nkklk

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  32. Yung partner ni My Kontrabida Girl

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  33. what is t*k*l???

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  34. look at the pic. it's officially him!

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  35. hahaha..oO nga kc beer na iniinom nya nowadays:)

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  36. Big networks invest hundreds of millions in PR to make the most out of their artists pero bakit hindi makapag provide ng finishing schools for those who BADLY need it?

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  37. wala namang problema kung hindi niya alam ang ibig sabihin ng horticulturist, pwewde naman niyang tanungin sa mismong writer ang ibig sabihin noon...

    Horticulturist is an expert in the science of cultivating plants (fruit or flowers or vegetables or ornamental plants).

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  38. the wooden man!

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  39. wooden actor lol so dumb

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  40. wahahaha...funny. please give him a dictionary. Or let him buy one, ka-afforn nman cya

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  41. si hotdog guy :DDDDDDD

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  42. sino bang actor ang may bagong movie na ipapalabas? Jowa ba itey ng boobtsinang chabelita pero mala-anghel sa kagandahan?

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  43. what a dummy...maybe if he was asked about hotdogs he would know how to answer. but i wanna know what t*k*l is...i swear hindi ko knows! LOL

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    1. te pag di alam ang t*k*l, yun ang MAS dummy!

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    2. ganun ba. i'm really sorry kahit pa may nabigay ng sagot about t*k*l (na lalagyan lang ng i and o) hindi ko parin alam ang ibig sabihin.

      -amp323-

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  44. Machete.. You need to know what it means first.
    Pero parang staged naman, para lang magkaissue ang star and isang press. Wala naman press na magsasabi ng "Horticulturist" sa isang presscon . Kahit si Shrek (columnist/talkshow hosty) di alam yan..
    Publicity..

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  45. haha andale! katawa naman 'to. eh pano kung ang tanong eh "Are you a sculptor?"

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  46. commercial niya ba yung tuna hotdog?

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  47. taong kahoy ba to?

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  48. kontrabida hunk

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  49. si wood b itech?

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  50. ..baka nakalimutan nya yung role nya?!

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  51. OMG, what an idiot!
    It's an insult to us in the field of Horticulture to be regarded as what HA thinks we are.

    Maybe I should throw my plant encyclopedias & landscaping textbooks at him...

    It might make his brain function properly again. Tsk tsk. :/

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    1. Huld yur kabayong bondat, man! Sayang ang mga encyclopedia!

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    2. Eto naman mega makareact!

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    3. don't take it personally. its not about you guys. i guess he's just trying to break the ice. syadong judgemental ah

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    4. hahahha affected maxado..hihi

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  52. hahahahahahaha... naging kahoy na ba utak nya..

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  53. si aa battery itech. yung hotdog king.

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  54. si Taong Kahoy!

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  55. i watched the trailer to confirm. oo nga, di na siya baby, isa na siyang horticulturist! nakakatawa tong BI na ito!

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  56. Sana binigyan muna sya ng lecture bago magpainterview.

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  57. Double A battery. At ni-research ko pa talaga to. Haha!

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  58. ano ung t*k*l ?? hehe nakakaoffend ba?

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  59. Sinetch itech???

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  60. Ako rin hindi ko alam, eh.

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  61. Dapat alam nya ano "horticulturist". Kahoy sya e, mula sa kingdom ng mga halaman.

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  62. Tama, di na sya baby

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    1. Yoda, is that you? :))

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  64. hahahaa! di na sya baby pero feeling baby pa ang utak!

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  65. Sakit sa bangs!

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  66. naku DEREK anong SAY ni RAM!:D

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  67. movie promo??? recent??? unofficially a horticulturist???
    but he's not a HA

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  68. Hotdog guy! Siya lang naman ang may bagong pelikula ngayon na ganun ang character sketch. Hahaha!

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  69. Kasi naman . . . dapat sinabi na lang..... Gardener.....

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    1. Dami kong tawa dito!

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  70. ah ung movie na leading lady nya si kontrabida girl! un na!

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  71. Ay, big turn-off kay hunky actor. bano pang umarte. buti na lang nagma-MACHETE diet siya.

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  72. La ocean deep tlg tong mahilig sa hotdog na di pang baby...

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  73. partner ni kontrabida!

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  74. majirap ang bi today huh!

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  75. come on! he cant be serious for asking that. love his humor hmmmm!

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  76. hahahahahha... bka hindi lng narining ung ibang letters sa horTICULturist...

    ung mga hindi nakaka-alam pa...

    itanong nyo sa hotdog nya!! hahahaha

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  77. NKKLK baka t*k*l ung nasa isip nia. pero why not. yummy naman siya hahaha

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  78. is he discreet gay?

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  79. Ano yung T*K*L? Sorry naman guys, di ko talaga maisip.

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  80. is not that the respected showbiz writer ay yung si low low low low low low low low? OMG!!! Konting finesse naman on the part of hunky actor.

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    1. ah, kaya hindi nagreact? protect your own ang drama ni reporter, kaso may nakarinig eh.

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  81. baka naman nag-jo-joke lang si machete at masyado lang seryoso ang mga writer...

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  82. Ok lang naman yan! Hindi naman talaga matalino lahat ng artista... Marami nga kasing hindi nakatapos sa kanila dahil nag showbiz na agad... But I still love Machete...Damn! He's still so freaking hot! :))

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  83. ang masama nito mas alam ko yung ano yung horticulturist kaysa sa t*k*l.... T__T

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  84. baka nag papatawa lang sya sige nga spell nyo

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  85. Question naman anu ung censored word?

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  86. yabang nyo! ako nga din d ko alam ibig sabihin ng horticulturist! ahhahahaha.... :P

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  87. t*k*l - 2 missing letters are i and o. bwahaha. thanks google! pag na post to tama ako! :D

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    1. thanks to you and google!! i admit kht na im from the visayas region, i never encountered this word before

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    2. now i know!

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  88. susme as if naman everybody here never encountered that t_k_l word all their lives. maski girls nag-gaganun din noh! kalurkey!

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    1. negets ko meaning ng T*K*L dahil kay AnonymousMar 1, 2012 08:47 PM.

      hahahaha at dahil sa sinabi mo, mukhang nag-gaganun ka. HAHAAH

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    2. ano po ba yung t_k_l? i mean anong word po yan? hehe

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    3. waaaa.. gets ko nah. tnx sa clues

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  89. FP, knowsline na ang BI...
    kaso, marami di nakatulog ng maayos dahil sa kakaisip ng t*k*l?
    LOL!!!!!!!

    KaLoRki :p

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    1. ano po ibig sabihin ng tikol?

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    2. tambling ako sa bulgaran!

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  90. pang pinoy henyo ata ito tapos si wally at si jose as achuete

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    1. Hahahahaha...dami funny comments! Nakakaaliw!

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  91. ang OA naman kasi nung word, pwede naman gardener nalang.

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  92. the t-- word is within the word horticulturist. sama ng isip ni HA. hay

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  93. ting-a-ling-a-ling DOORBELL!!!!

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  94. t*k*l is a visayan term which means fap fap fap LOL

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  95. I think t*k*l is the same as m*st*rb*t**n. Sa lahat ng nagtatanong. :)

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  96. Masyado namang mga feelingera ang mga commentators dito. Di naman talaga common word ang horticulturist. If I know, nag-google lang din kayo pagkabasa ng BI. Di ako fan nung subject ng BI ah, medyo kaasar lang yung mga pumupuna sa mali ng iba as if naman na alam nila yun eh malamang nalaman din lang naman nila yun doon.

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    1. Apektado na, presumptuous pa. Do you need a hug?

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    2. Well, I for one KNOW IT because I'm STUDYING IT.
      Don't assume that everyone here JUST RELIES on Google all the time like LIKE YOU DO.

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  97. FP know na ang t*k*l. I had to google it pa. bisaya yata yun :D

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  98. Bastos pala yun t*k*l... Hahaha!!! Thanks Krizzy!!!

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  99. feeling ko mahilig siya mag t#k#l haha

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  100. DI na siya baby is so GWAPO! at first di ako naniniwalang mejo(?) airhead xa. mukhang consistent ang bi sa knya. hahaha

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  101. Dapat kasi ung nga PR ng network nila, i-orient din sila sa mga Q&A lalo na't ang "horticulturist" word ay di naman common na naririnig everyday. at kung may isip si Avenger, madali lang isipin na lang ang word na horticulture which means, caring of plants and flowers...haaaay sayang, guapo pa naman.

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  102. joke lang siguro ni kahoy yun

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  103. What is t*k*l? buti pa yun alam ni A! Hahaha!

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  104. And because he doesn't know that word it makes him stupid? Crap. It's obvious that he was trying to be naughty with his answer/remark.

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    1. I think so, too. Looks like he was just emphasizing on HOR-T*K*L-TURIST as a joke and nothing more.

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  105. okay, now MAY NADAGDAG na KAALAMAN ang mga followers ng FP,
    bwahahahahahaha!!!!
    salamat sa WORD of the DAY ( or two days na itech ) hehehe!

    t*k*l
    F T W !!!

    -KLR-

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  106. 'Di ko pa man nababasa ang comment gets ko na kong sino etech si Woody! Nakakaloka siya! Hindi ko alam ang T_k_L kahit nasa Visayas region ako pero ang Horticulturist? Hindi niya alam? So nakakaawa siya. Hindi man lang siya nag effort na i-google kung ano ang role na ginagampanan niya. No wonder walang success ang career niya!

    Baklita!

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  107. just google tikol and you'll know what it is. yung iba dito kung magsalita akala mo alam talaga ang meaning ng horticulturist. mga mapagpanggap!! kayo ng walking dictionary!

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  108. in fairness to this actor, he is unlike the other actors na walang utang na loob. i guess he was in the other bi where in he was with a financer right?

    i like actors like him. marunong tumanaw ng utang na loob. and whatever joke he made.. he still looks nice. i bet if he transfers station he'd have a better future

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  109. hahah si san mig light to. new commercial

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  110. ano bang problem sa comment ko FP
    ba't d na-publish?...sabi ko lang...
    "si wood b itech?...masama b 'yon?
    2nd akong nag-comment...tapos d na-publish...
    kalerky ka FP.

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  111. obvious naman na cheap siya at hindi nakapag tapos ng high school, hindi siya gwapo at very trying hard..pasalamat siya sa abs nya dahil naging artista siya..hindi rin siya bagay maging youth ambasador kasi hindi siya magandang halimbawa sa kabataan, umiindorso ng alak tapos youth ambasador? BIG JOKE!!

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    1. tamaaaa ka jan ! di lahat eh nadadan sa pcutie eyes at abs . jejeje :p

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  112. sabi na eh..nagpipilit lang sya minsan mag-english pag iniinterview..

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