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— Astronomer (@astronomerio) July 25, 2025
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Thank you for your interest in Astronomer. pic.twitter.com/WtxEegbAMY
— Astronomer (@astronomerio) July 25, 2025
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Lol,,,
ReplyDeleteHahaha ang talino ng nakaisip neto. Lakas makasabi ng "having an affair" ni Chris Martin. Kala mo naman sakdal linis
DeleteWla po nagcheat sa kanila. Sa US uso ang divorce kahit walang third party.
Delete4:53 why, did Chris cheat in Gwyneth during their marriage? Because I never heard anything about that honestly
Delete3:24 ako rin. also, hindi ba something is off din naman kay Gwyneth?
DeleteGamit na gamit! good or bad publicity is still a publicity
ReplyDeleteHindi sya kagandahan kaya nagluko si husband
ReplyDeleteNaku ate. Libre Google. Di yan yung niloko.
DeleteHuwow ha hiyang hiya naman sa itsura mo. BTW ex niya sina brad Pitt at Ben affleck
Delete11:57 Wow! Ganda mo!😅
Delete11:57 siguro mahirap ka pa noong late 90s to early 2000s kaya di mo siya kilala.. hahaha!! We forgive you! Hahahah!! Back track ka na lang most beautiful faces ng people magazine decades ago to see how many time siya andun.. you are welcome!
DeleteHindi nga sya ganun kaganda pero sobrang yaman nyan.
DeleteHoy hindi nagloko si Chris, si Gwyneth nagfile ng divorce, nabored sya relationship nila.
DeleteI don't really find her beautiful but she have a nice personality kaya marami yan A lister na Ex
Delete1157Nyahahah etong si ignoramus maka comment lang. Gets namin na in limbo ka nung 90s
DeleteUso ang divorce sa US
DeleteThe Gwyneth Paltrow hindi kagandahan? Either GenZ ka or millennial na hindi interested sa Hollywood
DeleteHindi Naman talaga maganda si Gwyneth kahit nung prime nya. Nagkataon lang nepo baby siya
Delete11:57
DeleteWala pong nagloko sa kanilang dalawa.
Naghiwalay sila because they fell out of love.
Napaka ganda ni Gwyneth. Di ko ma gets ung nagsasabi na di sya kagandahan.
DeleteBaka ang standard ng ganda sa mga nagsasabi na di kagandahan si Gwyneth, yung may filler at botox.
DeleteMaganda si Gwyneth Paltrow. Panoorin mo yung Great Expectations. :)
DeleteWhy does it feel like she'll just jump on any trend bandwagon?
ReplyDeleteShe’s woke that’s why.
DeleteKasi bayad naman sya. Go hustle,.queen!
DeleteBoom. Take that Chris haha
ReplyDeletekabit ito for sure
DeleteTake what? They're actually good friends
DeleteMayaman na to eh. Bakit need pa magwork?
ReplyDeleteBakit need mo mangielam? So anong gusto mong gawin nya? Lustayin nalang pera nya?
DeleteGood marketing strat!
ReplyDeleteHuh? Anong kinalaman ni GP sa products/services na ino-offer ng kumpanya nila? Will that change the fact that their officers don't have integrity?
DeleteActually, no. With that move, they’re just demonstrating na sore loser yung cheater at gustong lihisin ang issue, and anyone with a thinking mind will see through that lousy game plan.
DeleteLousy tactic.
DeleteWhy are they taking it against Coldplay? May kinalaman ba sila?
ReplyDeleteExactly. Accidental lang naman yung expose nila, malay ba nilang may affair nga talaga. Bakit dina-divert nila yung issue?
DeleteAkala ko hired as an astronomer. Lol
ReplyDeletemagkano kaya binayad ng astronomer to gwyneth para malihis ang issue? to be fair baka nakatipid sila sa pag resigned ng CEO at HR. lol
ReplyDeleteHinde na sana nagpa gamit
ReplyDeleteAliw!!
ReplyDeleteGwyneth Paltrow may 0anfalan tan sa Hollywood...panuorin mo mga movies nya, sigurado wala pa kayo nung 90's...sperm pa ato kayo...D la g yan Actress singer din yan ,yung "Cruisin" nung 2000 at "Somewhere over the Rainbow"..
ReplyDeleteFYI
ReplyDeleteShe and Chris Martin amicably separated.
No third parties involved.
Mag magkabetching lang ang talo dito.. Their families have finally learned the truth, and that truth will set them free. Coldplay is trending, Astronomer sakay sakay lang din
ReplyDeleteBrilliant nga eh. Ito yung example na when life gave lemons, make lemonades. Galing ng Mktg team nito
ReplyDeleteBut how does that help their company, exactly? Di naman for mass consumption ang products/services nila. 🤷
DeleteBakit parang kasalanan pa ni Chris Martin? Hindi nya naman alam yon. Kung sila nasa posisyon ano din gagawin ni Chris? E yun cameraman nagtutok duon sa tga Astronomer. Nagpunta sila sa concert so expect na maeentertain sila at mageenjoy lang.
ReplyDeletePera pera lang din itong si Gwyneth. Sige nga explain data flow automation to us? Ito ding Astronomer bakit sila bumabawi sa Coldplay?
ReplyDeleteThis is really funny & a great marketing strategy to inform people what the company is about, more than what the CEO & HR head did (their AI capability powers Apps like Uber)! And hiring Gwyneth adds humor & irony? to the campaign 😁. BTW, Chris M didn’t cheat on Gwyneth. She said they just decided to “uncouple”, even went on vacations with their kids, and remained friends.
ReplyDeleteNilaro na lang.
ReplyDeleteThe guy cheater got roasted but the lady cheater didn't :D :D :D Noticed the double standards? :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteAng bad ni Gwyneth! Nakisawsaw wala namang kasalanan si Chris. Malay ba nyang illicit affair yung natapatan ng kiss cam at super pulupoy kasi si guy!
ReplyDeleteKids must be partying!! Both parents profited from Astronomers😂😂😂😂
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