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Sunday, October 23, 2022

Insinuations and Innuendos: The Eggplant, Cave, and Explorer

Images courtesy of Instagram: tin_albano, wilsonmaggie, iamtimconnor

When Maggie Wilson used a small eggplant emoticon in her Instagram post on October 14 to end her caption on the state of her marital cases, netizens believed she was insinuating that her ex-husband had a small tool. After all, an eggplant emoticon in social media is used to denote a penis. Hence, her use of the emoticon with #small before it was interpreted that way.

Image courtesy of Instagram: wilsonmaggie

A few days later, October 18, Victor Consunji posted on his IG stories a photo of him inside a large cave, making him look tiny. His hashtags included ‘Easy to feel small in such a huge cave’ and ‘This cave must be royalty,’ among others. Netizens interpreted the cave as an allusion to his ex-wife.

Image courtesy of Instagram: victorconsunji

Then, a day later, October 19, Wilson’s rumored boyfriend and (former?) friend of Consunji, Tim Connor joined the fray. In his IG, Connor posted a photo of himself and a question, which was interpreted to be a response to Consunji. Connor asked ‘A huge cave for you?’ and followed it with ‘Only after you asked me to explore.’ To punctuate his statement, he added ‘You can’t beat European engineering.’ The last statement was thought to be about him, as he is of British descent. 

Image courtesy of Instagram: iamtimconnor

While the marital issues are being resolved in court, the social media posts of the three are far more interesting with their innuendos that netizens think are about their private bedroom lives. 

171 comments:

  1. Kalowka, mga immature. Tacky.

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    1. Kadiri na nga eh. Nakakatawa na kumakadiri na

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    2. Tacky and kadiri to the max , classmates

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    3. No matter how bad things get, di man lang nila naisip yung anak nilang naaapektuhan dabil sa pinaggagagawa nila

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    4. Bad for them, good for us Maritesses! Choz!

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    5. Ang saya kaya, so maliit pala ang anu ni ano. Malaki pala ang anu ni ano. At si royalty mas malaki? Lol

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    6. Ay ambot sa inyo

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  2. Toxic ng pamumuhay ng mga to. 🧟‍♀️

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  3. Money can't buy class indeed.

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    1. Di talaga nabibili Di naman benebenta ang class. Sino ba nagturo sa yo sa ideang yan. Gosh.

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    2. niliteral mo namang bakla! Di naturo figure of speech sa HS nyo? Balik k uli

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  4. Grabe na to, pati mga ganyan binubunyag pa in public? Wala na ba silang kahihiyan lmao

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    1. Maggie started it!

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    2. Karamihan kasi sa babae lakas makapang down sa lalaki

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  5. Ramdam na ramdam ko ang matinding pangigigil nila sa isa't-isa. Gantihan 101

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  6. Swingers problem πŸ˜’

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  7. Crazy, rich asians indeed.

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    1. Si Victor lang yon and yung other guy.

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    2. European daw si Tim. Kaya naging cave lol

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  8. Tungkol saan ba yung talong at kweba?

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    1. Truth tho but i like the comeback hahaha!

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    2. I love the level of pettiness πŸ˜‚

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    3. The eggplant is not small because the eggplant is small. The eggplant is small because the cave is big... after exploration equipment was brought in.

      Ang gulo lang, hahaha!

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  10. Ganito pala ang bardagulan ng mga mayayaman.

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    1. Hahahahahaha! Tawang tawa ako. Bardagulan de alta

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    2. Ako rin. Tawang tawa sa comment na itoπŸ˜‚

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  11. eggplant, cave and explorer. winner ang new nicknames! pag narinig ko sa coffeeshops or restaurants na ginamit nyo yan alam ko na ka-fp ko kayo

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  12. I thought rich people are full of class..

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    1. People all over the world are universal!

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  13. Paki explain yung kay explorer haha

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    1. As I interpret, the Explorer get to discover the deepest cave of the beach and reached the end point which the goal was met.

      Only those with European tools can manage the huge cave of the beach gloriously. hahaha

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    2. 1.58 hence the adultery case. Haha! Admission of guilt na 'to!

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    3. It means the cave is not huge the other guy just has a small eggplant.

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    4. 6:42, you missed the point where he said he did after he was told to do so

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    5. 6:42 The eggplant was the one who ordered the explorer to go to the cave . Consenting parties . πŸ‘

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  14. At a disadvantage ang babae dito, kaso siya pa nauna, nag boomerang lang din sa kanya to have known by the public how big is the cave

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    1. 12:15 kaya nga eh sya kasi nauna. Syempre tatamaan ego ng lalaki sabihan ba naman na maliit ang talong in public pa.

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    2. Exactly! Well, she's skandalosa naman ever since. She can't be a member of elite people with class, so th to be honest!

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    3. The cave is big if the eggplant is small.

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    4. 5:20 apparently even the European with big eggplant implies that the cave is big

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    5. Incorrect. The cave only got huge for eggplant after explorer was told to explore. Insinuating small si eggplant.

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  15. Yuck. To think mayayaman to jusmiyo! Maggie Wilson pumayag sa ganung set up? Nakakaloka

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    1. Liberated naman kasi siya.

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    2. Swinging is more common than you think.

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    3. Hindi na satisfy si maggie, lumipat sa explorer lol

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    4. 11:21 hahahahaha zakly

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  16. grabe kawawa naman si Maggie lol

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    1. She's enjoying the scandal to the highest level.

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  17. Ayy mga cavemen talaga nun unang panahon mga swingers sila..

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  18. How classy, Maggie huh

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  19. Maggie.. victor.. Tim..

    The ball is yours, Maggie.. Tira na!!

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  20. super aliw talaga ako sa mga feud ng mga richie rich people they are just like us hahahaha!

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    1. The difference bet the rich and poor. The rich thru social media. The poor talakan in person in public.

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    2. The rich does it with lawsuits & hashtags while the poor does it with sabunutan

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  21. Ayan maggie inumpisahan mo eh di ikaw un eww

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  22. lol true naman ung European engineered ei bigger LOL LOL

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    1. Actually, si Victor ang OLATS dito.
      First, he acknowledged it.
      Kung deadma ka, kasi di naman totoo, di ka affected.
      Then sablay pa hirit nya. duh?
      Its like saying the cave is big, coz the eggplant is really small BWHAHAHAAH.

      Ayun na nga, tapos si Tim winner kasi may European slant pa. Super Olats sa asaran si Victor.

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    2. 1230 and I kanferm! πŸ˜‚

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    3. Nope. Si maggie ang dehado. Tim admitted na lumaki lang ang cave after he explored it. So malaki na nga ang cave lol

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    4. Si Maggie actually ang Olats. Walang respeto ex nya at bagong jowa nya sa kanya. Kung ganyan set up nila eh dapat di na nabubunyag yan kaso inumpisahan niya eh.

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    5. M is eskandalosa. Please stop.For once in your lifetime, think about your son/

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    6. Loser si victor HAHAHAHA

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    7. Malaki na ang cave kse naexpand na after ni expolorer.

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    8. di ako agree sa yo baks! di naman big deal kung ano size ng eggplant ni billionaire, madatung yan kaya marami pa din magkakandarapa dyan! ang nakakahiya si gurl naging katatawanan ang kweba nya sa dalawang lalake. haaay nako!

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    9. Si girl ang lugi. Kasi both guys are saying the cave is big. You get the picture. So gamit na gamit si cave.

      Pero pinaka kawawa is their son. My gosh this is getting gross and grosser. Please stop and just do everything legally. Kawawa anak nyo.

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    10. 11.07 Lalaki yong anak nila kaya maiintindihan niya yun paglaki niya.

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    11. si M ang naeeskandalo dito. imagine pinag-uusapan ang kweba nya ng x at ng bagong dyowa hahaha

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    12. PEOPLE!!! Its natural for women who gave birth ! Duh?

      and IF ITS TRUE THAT it became BIG becoz of EXPLORER

      Mga ENDAY! Atleast NAG ENJOY sya anuvaaaaaa

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  23. Parang wala silang anak na pwedeng mabully or mabasa to in the future. Kalurkey...

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  24. Money can’t buy you class.

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  25. Hahahah dog show. Pinagtatawanan na lang sila talaga

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  26. Hindi talaga sila match. Mahirap pag small ang eggplant, mahirap din pag huge ang cave. Hindi masarap hahaha

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  27. the 2 guys comparing notes how magz became bigger and larger down there hahaha. boomerang sa kanya tuloy

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  28. Cant blame Maggie palayasin kaba naman at ipahiya sa neighbors mo lol

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    1. It was a private incident but maggie brought it to social media for the whole world to see. Blame maggie!

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    2. We wouldn't know it if she didn't post it. So blame her!

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  29. A huge cave and 2 eggplants

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    1. The tale of 2 eggplants exploring the cave!

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    2. Para di masagwa gawin nating white paper lang - A study on Asian vs European Technology

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  30. The cave is not huge because the cave is huge. The cave is huge because the eggplant is small. Then came the huge explorer, the cave can't hardly beat. Suko na Victor. Kaya malaki kasi maliit.

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    1. A Woman judge a man's future. A man judge a woman's past.

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    2. 119‘true. πŸ˜‚

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    3. Crass, but true.

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    4. 6:58 A man who only judges a wonan’s past is trash. It’s should always be about future and potentials. If a guy is more hangaup than you on your past, run.

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    5. 6:58 not all men are that small minded. And not all women simply look at potential. Let's stop generalizing.

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  31. Laughingstock ng mga “alta”na to, when money can’t buy class

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  32. Forda dogshow ang lavanan. Good luck kung may sumeryoso pa sa inyo after all the crap you dished out sa socmed. 🀦🏻

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  33. Bardagulan Elite Version. Mga balahura din pala sila

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  34. kapag magcacamping kami sa cave at mag-iihaw ng talong, maiisip ko ito.

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  35. The wife started this show. Eskandalosa to the MAX. never for once thinking about the son. She is a beauty queen for nothing. Can they please stop this show?.

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    1. Ayan ka na naman sa beauty queen mo behhh! Hahaha ano ba tingin mo sa mga beauty queen? πŸ˜‚ eh for the show lang naman mga advocacy ek ek ng mga yan

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    2. 704 true. Hello, uso ang platikan at hilahan pababa sa beaucon no. Lol

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  36. Jusmio, hindi na po pwede eggplant omellete sa household namin, na corrupt na ang isipan ko..pag may eggplant πŸ† na malaki o maliit,iniisip ko vic o tim..haha...ano naba ang nangyayari sa mundo...tingin ko ang daming sinirang relasyon at sense of decency ng pandemic...nabago itak ng mga tao..

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  37. Yeah, explorer of the cave 🀣

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  38. May God bless these people. Seriously. smh

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  39. Tbh men talk like this. Ganyan sila mag trash talking. Sadly, their subject (Maggie) ang kawawa dito. Now people see her differently

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    1. She started it. Yung pag popost na nga nya at palaging pagpaparinig hinde na ok eh.. inusulto pa. Nakatyaga naman sya sa maliit na talong

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    2. True. Si maggie nakakahiya. Sya pa talaga nagumpisa. Proud na proud nman si Tim sa pag explore nya!

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  40. Stay classy peeps😁

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  41. Money can't buy class! hahaha

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  42. The late of huge cave, eggplant and explorer

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  43. Hindi na ginalang ng ex at present si huge cave

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  44. M dig her hole. Inumpisahan niya, ayan nalantad tuloy ang huge cave niya

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  45. Normally, nasa BI ang mga ganeto dito sa but this time mga concerned parties na nagpangalan sa sarili nila. Hindi tayo pinahirapan mang hula mga klasmeyts.

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    1. And she also ranted before sa socmed about a person who double parked. Granted mali ung nag double park pero she posted the pic of the car and she also said expletives eh

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    2. She's a noted body shamer. So she really is the bad one. She hid her bad side when she won. Now she has turned and influenced another man that it's more fun to be on the war path. They have gained so many followers of maritesses all over the world. They think this is good business for them.

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  46. The wife really brought out the worst character in the two men. She is the worst one.

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  47. Hahahaha…Maggie is cheap talaga. I remember her catfighting with a group of girls in boracay. Also, saying nasty things about catriona winning the swimsuit competition. This girl is really a beach!!

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    1. Oh really? I wasn't aware. Her appearance and marriage made her seem well bred, but her behavior online says otherwise. Still gorgeous though.

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  48. Started by the very tacky woman

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  49. Somewhere in New York, nagtitake na ng notes yung author ng crazy rich asians... Imposibleng hindi pa nya narinig ang scandal nato... LOL!

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  50. The cave becomes bigger because a European explored it. And that's the reason why the small eggplants thinks that the cave was huge. Yan naman ang gustong iparating talaga ni Tim. Na kaya lumaki ang cave.

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    1. True. πŸ˜‚ I believe tlga na walang malaking cave kung malaki nman ang eggplant mo. Only people with small eggplant ang nagrereklamo na malaki ang cave kasi maliit ang sa kanila. Lol

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    2. 4.24 si Maggie ang nagrereklamo hindi siya pero pinatulan naman niya. So nasaan ang logic ng complaint niya?

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  51. It is not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.

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    1. Nope not completely true..they both matter. What's the point of the motion if it's puny??

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  52. These three became circus already.

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  53. Inglesan pla bardahan ng rich people 🀣

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  54. ika nga ni senyora, ganyan mag away ang mga mayayaman. pag mahirap talong at kweba lang ang terms.

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  55. Cheers to us enjoying watching this circus unfold right now.

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  56. And yet Maggie and Tim keep on denying that there is nothing going on between them.

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  57. Kalokah yung cave sobra nagulat din ako sa talong

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  58. Hassle. Ulam ko today inihaw na eggplant. Nakakasira sila.

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  59. lol rich people acting like troglodytes is my favorite to watch.

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  60. Ganito pala mag away ang mga mayayaman parang mga squammy lang din. Kwits

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  61. Swingers pala. Eto pala sinasabi ni maggie na may usapan sila ni V.

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  62. Si maggie may class? Wala sa hitsura ang pgiging classy. Way back, ganyan n talaga si maggie, cheap!

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    1. That is Maggie’s difference with other social climbers, sya mukha talaga syang social at classy. πŸ˜‚

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  63. I've just seen Maggie's IG stories. She even partied with Tim amidst all of these crassness.
    Oh well, now she just embraces how she's being treated by her savior. Kapit sa patalim nga naman.

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    1. Kahit kitang kita ba post ni T na wala siyang respeto kay Maggie. Itodo mo pa ang kapit M

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  64. Someone take their phones away please this is embarrassing. I feel sorry for their son when he grows older if he finds this..

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  65. I feel sorry for their kid especially when he becomes a teen . Those things will be there on the internet forever.

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  66. About explorer's exploration of the Beach with a Huge Cave vow.

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  67. sus si Maggie, as if she didn't made patol to short guys before, she used to date a band vocalist in the past na medyo short.

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    1. Girl, hindi ibig sabihin na hindi matangkad ang guy eh maliit na din ang eggplant. Lol

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    2. Yes naalala ko nakikita ko pa sila sa mga tiangge at sa mga gimikan like 70s Bistro sa Mayrics during may USTe days hihi. Hanggang kilikili ni Maggie yung guy.

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  68. Wouldn't be surprised kung magkabalikan ang dalawang 'yan. Bakit di na lang kaya nila i-let go since the damage has been done? Nagiging cheap na. Kaloka. With all that money.

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    1. Oo nga. The more you hate the more you love, ika nga. Laging nasa isip nila isa't isa. 🀣

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  69. Sa totoo lang,ang cheap ng ganitong parinigan.Mga walang respeto sa sarili.So low.We need popcorn.

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    1. nandito ka sa site na to cheap ka din...nakikichismis ka lang may holier than thou attitude ka pa

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  70. Parang in a way Tim stood up for Maggie at the expense of exposing the cave size lol.

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  71. T and M are happy landing in the tabloid news.

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  72. Ang cheap ng mayayaman na to

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  73. Ano ba yan walang mga delicadeza. Regardless who started insinuating something, pare parehas lang sila.

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  74. May chance pa, affected pareho.
    T alis ka na sa pic, talo ka dyan. M & V may something pa yan.

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    1. But T is happy with the publicity/

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  75. Rich people doing their laundry in Quiapo

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    1. Laundry landing in the international news for the business community to talk about.

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  76. The Okra, Talong At Kweba... Ang Alamat ng Paluwagan

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