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Sunday, December 27, 2020

Size and Pride

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Whenever Award-winning Actor (AA) spots a potential girlfriend, he makes sure he makes a good impression. AA is good-looking and that covers the attraction department. He can carry good, meaningful conversations, which tell much to the target woman. AA has a stable career and projects the image of an overall nice guy. In other words, AA would be a prized partner as well.

According to the grapevine, AA’s taste in women is stereotypical. To match his proud attitude, AA wants his woman to be subservient and obedient to his whims. He wants to be served as well. Hence, people think AA wants a helper rather than a partner. However, women still fall and linger for his charm.

As soon as women fall for AA, they start discovering his secret. People associate one’s ego with the size of what’s under a pair of pants. Expectedly, AA ought to own one that is as big as his personality and his looks heighten the anticipation of becoming intimate with him.

Unfortunately, disappointment prevails. Imagine the surprise of a partner when she touches it for the first, second, or third time. Rumors say that it is smaller than the average Filipino size. Worse, its size can be held with one hand allegedly. Does size really matter? Only his lovers can attest to that.  

‘Love is not leaning on each other, adjusting to fit a different size. Love is simply two hands reached out in the darkness, saying; I’ll be your light, if you’ll be mine.’ ― Charlotte Eriksson

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13 comments:

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    1. 12:51 AM resident basher of X ka talaga, esep esep naman ang layo ng clues

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  2. A kaH. Buena Noches na.

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  3. Wait...

    4-5" ang average Filipino size.

    Tapos sabi sa BI smaller than the average Filipino size.

    So 3.5 - 4" ganern?

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    1. Ay eh di ang ikli?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  4. Si D? Grabe naman kung siya babaero pero teeny-weeny naman pala...

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  5. LOL puro padding lang naman

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  6. Hay naku manga baks, it’s how he uses it daw.

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  7. AA - C

    Maraming naging jowa at naanakan.

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