Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Assuming Gesture

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Being the first to establish a milestone in a certain social media platform does not mean one will always be ahead of the pack. Once other netizens observe that social media has transformed a nobody into a sensation, they will imitate and improve on that concept. Thus, competition becomes harder and social media personalities have to find ways to keep and increase their viewership or else, lose revenues coming from clicks and likes.

When Insecure Personality (IP) realized that her field was becoming narrow with the entry of more famous and likeable celebrities, she thought of a concept that would ensure her belonging to the more popular choices. What worried IP was that the new entrants amassed many followers in such a short period. Thus, chances are more people would watch those new entrants and might forget about her posts.

Finally, IP thought that by involving ordinary people in her videos, she would create impact. This time, she stationed herself in a mall that is frequently by people from all walks of life. When she started, no mallgoer minded her, as she looked ordinary. Then, she started approaching and interviewing random people. With the noise she was creating, people started to notice her.

IP started to extend her hand to shake hands with people. However, IP had not yet gone far when she started pouring alcohol on her palms, rubbing hand sanitizer, and spraying perfume on her hand. It gave the impression that IP did not like the smell of where she was.

As IP made her way, many mallgoers avoided her, especially the ones who saw her actions after shaking hands. Given that no one seems to be interested, IP proceeded to the food court and suddenly interviewed an Older Woman (OW). OW was not in the mood and ranted that IP should ask permission first before taking videos and interviewing. Furthermore, not everyone gets excited at seeing celebrities. IP had to apologize and move on.

After a few minutes, IP bumped into a group of students and she once again extended her hand. Before she could shake hands, one of the students poured alcohol on IP’s hand. IP was shocked, but learned that the same group of students saw her actions earlier. Thus, after shaking hands, IP kidded about how virus-conscious mallgoers are.

“A man’s spirit is free, but his pride binds him with chains of suffocation in a prison of his own insecurities” ― Jeremy Aldana

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48 comments:

  1. A KaF. Kaloka ka A!

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    1. Sa panahon ngayon ok lang mag-alcohol at mag-hand sanitizer para iwas sakit. Pero ung magpabango pa, dun na sya sumobra.

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    2. Hirap talaga kumita, ano A? May projects ka pa ba teh? Bat wala ka na atang demand?

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  2. A of Ka-F! Akala mo alta, hindi marunong lumingon sa pinanggalingan nila.

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  3. Forever walang modo A.

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  4. Hahaha, buti nga!

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  5. Si A agad naisip ko. Its ok to sanitize your hands esp now, or iwas hand shakes nlang muna para hndi nakakaoffend.

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    1. eh mali sya kasi dapat di mo na sya nggaganun kasi alam nman natin na delikado

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  6. Mga politicos gawain din na yan after nila mag campaign at nakikipag kamayan pag nag house to house sila. Yung kay IP kasi medyo OA you Can see on her facial Reaction Sa ganyan situation .. Saw her one time buffet sa heat in shangrila I Find her ordinary and hinde siya masyado friendly talaga sa mga tao

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  7. Walang iba kung di si A!

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  8. "A" ang grade ko s quiz na itey! Madaming makaka- A nito

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  9. Natatawa ako hbang bnbsa ko tong blind item na to.. Anu IP phiya ka? Haha.. Akla mo kc lhat ng tao mggustuhan ka..

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  10. Meldi naman kasi talaga yan si A kahit nuon pa. She's trying to portray this nice and kalog persona kahit she's not. Goodluck to you.

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  11. Sino itong Insecure na ito?

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  12. Not a subscriber nor a follower, but she is now cancelledt in my book. medyo natutuwa pa ko date sa kanya eh, but now.. Nu-uh.

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  13. natatakot matabunan ng mas content worth na celebrity kaya panic mode. try mo maglinis ng canal baka mas maging angat ka ka sa iba then shower sa alcohol haha

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  14. Hahahahaha, desperate chepapay baduday talaga.

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  15. Never ko nagustohan si A. Daming reklamo ng mga katrabaho sa kanya. Dapat marunong makisama at rumespeto sa oras ng iba. Sa sikat lang yan dumidikit.

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  16. Uhm..sa kumakalat na virus ngayon, di na dapat na-ooffend tao ngayon pag nag aalcohol after makipag shake hands! Jusko!

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    1. Eh di wag sya makipag shake hands, anubey! Common sense nman may virus at umeepal makipagkamay? Ayan tuloy napala nya mukha pa nman syang commoner talaga. šŸ¤£

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  17. Given the threats that COVID-19 poses today, I won't take it against her if she did sanitize her hands after coming in contact with other people. Lol.

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    1. She shouldn't shake hands with people in the first place. Alam naman nya siguro how the virus could pass on to other people. Ang plastic lang nya.

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  18. Tao lang din mga celebrities. Kalat na ang ncovid19 sa bansa, tama lang ang ginawa nya mag alcohol. Ang off lang ay bakit nag spray pa ng perfume pagkatapos.

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  19. Si A na feeling superstar

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  20. Baka si A nga ito, and I think isa si I sa mga new entrants na nag-amass ng mga followers na naka-threaten sa kanya...

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  21. Si A na magaspang ang ugali at feelingera.

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  22. Bakit kc nakikipagkamay pa sya. Alam na nga nya na may outbreak na ng virus, isa pa sya sa nagkakakat ng germs

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    1. True. Kung ako din ayoko nga makipagkamay sa knya o kahit na sino no.

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  23. I have no problem about her sanitizing her hands given the Covid infection possibilities, but I guess it was bad timing for her planned strategy. Hanap muna siya ng ibang topic.

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  24. marami na syang followers, di na nakuntento. kailangan talaga hanggang laylayan ng mamamayang pilipino isama niya sa racket nya. pero PLASTIC si madam. maingay pati.

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  25. Sprayan dapat yan ng alcohol para matuto maging humble, hilig nyan magbaitbaitan pero lumalabas pa din talaga yon baho nya.

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  26. what if nagsasanitize lang iwas covid?

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    1. Wag na kamo makipagkamay o pumunta sa mataong lugar. May gas! Asan na common sense nya. Pera nlang lagi sa utak maski mY nakakamatay na virus.

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    2. Sanitizer tapos naglagay pa ng perfume sa kamay?? iwasan na lang kaya nya makipagshake hands kung masyado sya maselan or maggloves at mask na lang sya kung prevention talaga ang punto nya, mas maiintidihan pa sya ng mga tao.

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  27. A. Kasi mas marami ng followers si I!

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  28. Hahaha kudos to the students kakatawa sila. Gudjab!

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  29. it is ok to sanitize your hands, pero alam mong kasagsagan ng virus nakikipag kamay ka pa, it means EPAL ka tlga. but in truth, after mong makipag plastikan sa mga tao, deep isnside hinde ka naman tlga friendly at diring diri ka sa pinag gagagawa mo for the sake of your monetary videos

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  30. i think wla nman masama na mag alcohol after makipag shake hands... lalo na sa panahon na may virus.. sana iba na lng content na ginawa niya kesa naman nag aabala pa ng ibang tao..

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  31. Sabi nga no kissing, hugging muna sa mga kakilala, eh di lalo na wag munang kumamay sa mga madlang pipol tapos makikita kang nagsasanitze after, no problem because of COVID, pero girl ilagay lang sa lugar

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    1. oo nga e, puwede namang-- excuse me hello, tapos wave hands lang, hindi na kailangang makipag-shake hands pa

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  32. Covid19 is going so people would understand A if she won't shake hands. But trying to be epal in a plastic way. Tupperware ka talaga A. Lol

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  33. Kaloka si A.

    Hindi na iyan natuto. Ang daming negative na lumalabas tungkol sa kanya, pero todo deny lang siya lagi, eh hindi naman nagbabago ang mga chismis tungkol sa kanya. So sino ang mas paniniwalaan?

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  34. A na wala ng relevance

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  35. Hahaha!!! Ganyan pala ka-notorious si A.

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