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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

FB Scoop: Mocha Uson Thanks Netizen for Portraying Her as the Joan of Arc of DDS

Image courtesy of Facebook: MOCHA USON BLOG

124 comments:

  1. Jusko sana hindi magwala yung kaluluwa ni Joan.

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    1. Loka ako sa comment mo baks hahahahahaa. Ramdam ko ang pagwawala ng kaluluwa nya

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    2. Hahaha. Gawin na kaya lahat. Mother Teresa. Helen of Troy. Mulan. Moana. Moron (mocha&baron loveteam)

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    3. Troots naman kasi di ba baks. Baka bumangon si Joan of Arc at sugurin ang Pilipinas. My ghaaaad.

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    4. Dapat daw pangatawanan ni Mocha ang pagiging Joan of Arc. Dapat sunugin din sya sa stake!!

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    5. Grabe mem napa tumbling ako nung nakita ko to sa twitter the other night. Hongkopol po ng mukha ni babaita Para i compare sarili nya kay Joan of Arc.

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    6. Haahahah grabe tawa ko ah

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    7. 12:41, naunahan mo ako, yan din ang comment ko.

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    8. Hahahahhaha 12:41! Sunugin! Sunugin!

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    9. Joan of Arf more like it. Kasi lapdog sya ni Duterte

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    10. Sus ginoo, lahat ng buhok sa katawan ko nagmura, pati patay na buhok ko.

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    11. Naloka ko sa comment hahaha

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  2. Eh di wow! Sunugin ka na rin ng buhay pr tlgng Joan of Arc arf arf!

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    1. Pati yung gumawa ng photo paki sunog narin! My gaahd!

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  3. Maygad! Muntik na akong mabilaukan! Dito talaga ako natawa ng husto. I mean she is joking right? #wattaclown

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    1. Feel na feel ni Mocha na sya si Joan of ARC. Dapat D*Ld* ang hawak nya dyan eh. Hindi sword. Whahahaha

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  4. This girl is delusional. She has no grasp of reality. Wake up girl!

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  5. Hiyang hiya si joan of arc sayo mocha. San ka po nakakauha ng tigas ng fes? Haha

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  6. I object!!! - Joan of Arc

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    1. I second the motion!

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    2. Does she even know the principles, causes and effort of Joan of Arc? Jusko!

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    3. 3rd the motion

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    4. 4th the effing motion!

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    5. 5th the motion! Ang epal talaga ni Mocha! Sana may mag hack sa system nya para dna sya maka access sa internet!

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    6. Puede pa bang 6th the motion?

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  7. jusko ..nanahimik sa himlayan ng matagal si joan the arc baka bumangon at ibaon ng buhay si mocha uson ,duterte at mga minion nya ..sa insultong ginawa nyo kay joan d arc

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  8. If I know siya lang gumawa niyan 🙄🙄

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    1. Ramdam ko den baks. F na f nya sya ang susunod na VP! Hahaha

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  9. Ahh ganun ba? O edi masunog kana habang maaga.

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  10. Nakakasuka teh... Bigyan nyo to ng maraming maraming kape please! Sama nyo na SB sticker card ko nang mapuno kagad.

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    1. ipa-attack natin mga fire pokémon sa kanya + pikachu thunder shock!

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    2. 1:10 It's Super Effective.

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  11. Ang mga bayaran sila sila na lang ang gumawa ng sarili nilang title. Hui Mocha mas gusto kung makita kang si Valentina!

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    1. Tapos lalampasuhin nanaman sya ni darna mala 4 sisters and a wedding.

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  12. Wala bang trabaho ang babaeng to at sa computer Lang palagi nakababad? Wala na bang nag iinvite na itwerk niya

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    1. Bakla yan na ang full time job niya. Jan pa lang sobrang malaki na kinikita niya bakit pa siya raraket nagttwerk

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  13. For me.. She's one of the reason why Filipinos are fighting on social media. She's the Pandora of DDS and the snake in the garden of Eden.

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  14. Ginawa pa nya cover photo yan ha. Tapos tinanggal din agad. Napahiya din siguro. Nyahahaha!

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  15. Hala sya, sunugin din! Utang na looooooob!!

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  16. Oh please. The nerve!

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  17. Dear Mocha,kelan kaba titigil kakakuda hindi kana kasi nakakatuwa. Ikaw mismo ang gumawa ng gulo. Kung pwd ka lang ipatapon sa kabilang planeta mg volunter tlaga ako na dalhin ka dun.

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    1. Bakit sa ibang planeta pa? Why not sa BLACK HOLE na mismo?

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  18. Ewwww, feelingera! Joan of Arc is rolling in her grave right now. Baka bumangon pa para krompalin ka Mocha! Kahit dumi sa patay na kuko ng saint you cannot compare so tama na delusyon!

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  19. nakakapuke ka! - "taglish" po yung 1st word

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    1. pede ring pure tagalog hahahahaha
      (ellen a. laugh)

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  20. Sana nandito si Dany at ma-Dracarys itong babaeng ito!

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    1. isama natin si dragonite at smaug para matupok siya ng tuluyan...

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  21. Matutong mahiya, Mocha! Kapal eh, sobrang kapal mo!

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  22. Konting kilabot naman mocha. Tindi mo.

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  23. Sya na rin ang susunod na Mother Teresa.

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  24. Quota na 'tong si Mocha sa kashungaan at kapal ng mukha.

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    1. 6 years termino ni digong. The best is yet to come.

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    2. ngek baka maging 1st lady & queen consort ito ni Haring Digong, first of his name, Lord of the Philippine Isles and First Men, Supreme ruler on the iron throne.

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  25. Sya lang gumawa nyan!

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    1. tru mahilig sa self promo si lola mocha, laki ng ulo.

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  26. Baron pakiihian mo na itong babae na ito alang alang sa bayan

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  27. Mocha needs injection for her to wake up.

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  28. Si Joan of Arc ay maka-dios at mapagdasal hindi hubadera

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  29. Kelan pa nagawa ni mocha mag lead ng mga tao? E fake account lang naman tiga like at comment nya

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  30. at talagang ginamit pa ang quote mula sa esquire article. kala ko ba imbyerna sya dun? hahaha!

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  31. Well, you know what happens to Joan of Arc, right? Just let us know the time and place, and we will gladly watch you burn Mocha.

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    1. Sagot ko na yung popcorn. Anyone for pantulak?

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    2. I will gladly bring the gasoline and torch!!!

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    3. Ako na lang magpo post sa twitter at fb while burning sya😂

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    4. Best comment ever.

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    5. Naku baka madumihan ang hangin natin. Air pollution lang yan. Masinghot ko pa abo ng babaeng yan.

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  32. Ayan na, lumalabas na ang Delusions of Grandeur ni Mocha.

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  33. Patawa si beklang uson..papadalhan ko nga ng kape sa bhay nya

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  34. Nakakasuka... megalomaniac ding itong si Mocha kagaya ng amo niya..

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  35. Enligthen me please.. anong comparable kay joan at mocha?

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    1. Feeling persecuted & banal si Mocha kaya akala nya comparable sya kay Joan of Arc. If only she realizes na she has more in common with the people who BURNED Joan of Arc.

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    2. joan of arc? who's next, the blessed virgin? pass the prozac...

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  36. love her or hate her? I still have to meet a person who loves her

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    1. I love her.fight mocha!

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    2. Si 1:56 si mocha po yan! Love nya sarli nya.

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    3. Some people may just be agreeing with her defense of her fellow Dutertards, pero nobody seriously "loves" her.

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  37. and please...do NOT compare St Joan of Arc to yourself Mocha....

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  38. balot na balot na yan ha mga KaDDS puro mahalay pa rin!

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  39. Nalokah ako dito. Di na nahiya. Nyahahahaha!

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  40. MOCHA = CONTAGIOUS VIRUS

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  41. Ilusyunadang hubadera.halika at nang masunog Ka na

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  42. Has this woman lost her mind?

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    1. Most likely. She seems disturbed

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    2. hoy! may loveteam na bagay diyan.... guess who????

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  43. Baka sya din gumawa niyan, kunyari netizen.

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  44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  45. seriously mga besh, nagulat pa tayo sa gumawa nyan? just another day in digong's paradise..

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  46. Que Horror! Nandamay pa ng Santa! Kilabutan nga sila!!

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  47. Hahaha alam ba nya talaga si Joan or Arc? Uso talaga tanga ngaun.

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  48. Crazy world! Mocha, alam kong masioag ka sa pag popost. Wag naman ganyan!

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  49. Utang na loob, Mocha ha. Utang mo. Utang mo. Nakuuu di ko masabi lang ng derecho. Utang mo!!!!!

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  50. Tama na! Sobra na! Manahimik ka na mocha cafe!

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  51. Last time i checked, Joan of Arc never made softcore porn to make money. Mocha uminom ka ng kape pls, kabahan ka naman kahit papano.

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  52. I will only agree if she has the same end as Joan of Arc. Sunugin na yan!!!!

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  53. Mocha the new Lilia Cuntapay...the new horror queen. Tagapaghasik ng lagim at kadiliman.

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    1. she's worse than marlene aguilar & dame lilia (sln) combined....

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  54. you are obsessed with digong you do not love our country you grnerate hate with your fake news

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  55. Joan of Arc died a virgin, enough said.

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  56. Bakit hindi na lang Mary Magdalene hehe

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  57. omg, muntik ko nang maibuga ang iniinom ko nung makita ko ito.. omg ganito na ba ka bobo ng mga pilipino??

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  58. Hindi kaya siya lang din ang gumawa niyan?

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  59. I kenat!! Pwede Pandora na lang mas bagay.

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  60. So can people now put her on fire?

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  61. SI MOCHA RIN GUMAWA NIYAN! AMININ!! Hahahahahaah ka-DDS Mocha, ano ba talaga bet mong posisyon nang matigil ka na?

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  62. Ito lang ang masasabi ko - NGEK!

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  63. Seryoso, ito lang nakita Kong article na lahat ng commenters eh iisa ang sentiments .... Bwahhahhah

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  64. mas bagay sayo ay si magdalena

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