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Friday, February 1, 2013

Just Take It With a Grain of Salt

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Showbiz Mother SM and daughter SD went shopping for replica Goyard bags in a popular flea market in the metropolis. The bags were to be given as gifts to their friends. SM and SD were haggling for the best price for the the 10 pieces of knock-off Goyard bags that they were buying from the seller. There were many other shoppers in the store as it was a payday weekend and there was mad rush everywhere. The store's sales staff SS(tinderas) were very busy attending to different customers.

SM on the other hand was busy haggling with one of the SS. After she was given a sizable discount, SM and SD took the initiative to putting the items inside their shopping bags since SS were attending to other buyers as well. When SM and SD finished, they hurriedly paid for the items and left.

Suddenly, SS had a hunch that something went wrong. Immediately she counted and mentally inventoried the remaining bags and lo and behold, 2 pieces were missing! She panicked and hurriedly ran after the mother and daughter who were walking amidst the sea of shoppers. When SS caught up with them, she politely told them of the problem: that the two missing items could have been placed (accidentally?) inside their shopping bags.

SM was furious and embarrassed at the same time as they were attracting people's attention. She told SS that it's impossible that the missing bags were with them as she personally counted everything carefully. But she knew that she wouldn't be able to get away with not opening the shopping bag, so she hesitantly gave in to SS' request to open it -- and true enough, as expected, the 2 bags were there (shopping bag had 12 pcs. instead of 10pcs.)!

It was such a painful situation to be in for the three of them right that very moment as "uzi's" were aplenty and looking malicious. Both SS and SD had a hard time feigning everything was okay amidst such major embarrassment. Meanwhile SS apologized and left quietly with the 2 bags in hand.

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156 comments:

  1. clueless the hu sila?

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    1. Universal mom and daughter?

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  2. nakakaloka nakakahiya sino kaya ang mag inang toh

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    1. Ask mo si alwyn kung sino. Hahaha

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    2. pansin ko lang.. Kadalasan nalang ng may new shows eh naB.BI.. Tsk.. Diba may new show tong mag inang JG sa kapuso? Si madir kasama ni Kamao. Si anakis, kasama sa 3 ina isang anak na drama.. Ugh.. Publicities.

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    3. Ahahaha! Thanks anon 9:02 now alam ko na. Bf ng daughter si alwyn. Hahaha. That's menica parcia and the impaktita mom. Impaktita sa movie lang, nice naman yan at palabati.

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  3. sino? una ako sa katangahan?

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  4. Notoriously 'divine' mom and her daughter? Namimigay pa nga ng knock offs, may possibility pang nakaw ang mapamimigay. Buti nalang napansin kaagad ng salesperson. How shameful! Bigay nalang kaya cla ng original secosana if di nila maafford mamigay ng branded bags.

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    1. ah, yung diva na ka-edad nina pure energy? yung paguest guest lang?

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    2. At kailan p naging showbiz c mami divine?!! Stage mother lng..

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    3. ANON 1:04 AM, okay ka lang?

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    4. Anon 12:17am: FYI. Showbiz mother. Eh sa guess mo si daughter lang naman ang part ng showbiz.

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    5. anon 1:04 di si MD tinutukoy nya my goodness ka, si divine yan na may sunday show ;)

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    6. 12:17 AM. Teh kung manghusga ka naman parang nandon ka ng nangyari un. Tama si 1:04AM stage mother lang si mommy divine. Ayun sabi ni krissy maginang J daw.

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    7. Sugod mga tards.. Hehhe peace :)

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    8. Hindi yan si popstar dahil kung si popstar yan dapat nagkaroon na ng stampede sa greenhills. Eh superstar yun noh! Yang showbiz daughter na tinutukoy ay di kasikatan.

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    9. kailan pa po naging SHOWBIZ Mom si Divine intervention aber??? malurkey naman aketch sa hula mo teh!!! MALING MALI!

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    10. I don't think na si mami divine ang tinutukoy na "divine" ni Anon 12.17. Tama si 5.04 may sunday show sya na kasama nya ang anak nya. Divine Diva nga eh. Duh. Makarinig lang ng divine popstart agad? Tards, lol.

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    11. @anon. 9:01am, panong naging superstar si popstar eh nag-iisa lang naman ang superstar at si nora aunor yun noh?

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    12. Actress and dauther ang involve. Dami shunga dto

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    13. di naman ibig sabihin yung title na superstar. ibig sabihin big star as in sikat na star. nakalagay ba sa dictionary na kapag superstar, nora aunor ang ibig sabihin? NKKLK! Oo naman kung sa titulo si ate guy lang talaga.

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    14. Si Budoy po ang nagsabi noon anon 4:50 na superstar si popstar. Tama si anon 9:01

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  5. Replies
    1. Polo jovales ang dating dyowawers nya

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  6. ang giraffe naman. mukang mapupuno ang row 4 today a.

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  7. dami nman mother and daugher sa showbiz..more clues pa..

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    1. Huh ok k lng..they r one of the richest..they can buy 100 real goyards if they want to....ikaw ikaw ibang issue yan di k p rin makamove on sa team papa p mo lol

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    2. Mother and daughter daw

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    3. wrong. mega is rich.

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    4. ANON 12:48, ano'ng tingin mo sa ex ni Papa P at nanay nya, Father and son? Nakasinghot ka ba ng katol?

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    5. 1:51 AM, calm down, baka nalito lang sya, akala nya yung ibang ex ni P na lalake. Bwahawhawhawhaw.

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    6. Ok ka lang??? mega rich kaya yung family nila no, tignan mo nga mga gamit nila lahat orig yun, even when negatron was younger never nag bili yan ng imitation, well off fam sila . true yan ateh lolz

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    7. Negastar is Kuripot, I believe she also buys knock-offs...but not the daughter 'though. Just sharing..

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    8. Excuse me anong kuripot pinagsasabi mo, They never bought knock offs and never will.

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    9. Medyo off - topic pero hindi porket mayaman ka, hindi ka na magnanakaw. May it be knock - off bags or not, hindi porket mayaman hindi na magnanakaw.

      In fact maraming mayaman kasi nga magaling magnakaw hahaha

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    10. Hoy mag ingat ka. Manggegera na naman niyan si nega sa twitter! Sige ka, mala-nobela na naman na hate tweets yan!

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    11. agree with anon 11:08! karamihan sa mayayaman, makunat at kung pwede lahat makuha ng mura kundi libre! at kita nyo yung mga opisyales ng govyerno natin, mayayaman pero magnanakaw!

      back to topic. ang mag-ina ay parehong J ang initials at ka-last name nung mukhang avatar na nangamoy danggit dahil matagal nagkulong sa capitolyo.

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  9. Sinu- sino ba ang showbiz mother and daughter?

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    1. Gusto mo ng listahan? Lumapit ka kay mang Google. Too many to mention.

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    2. Baka si mami pinti

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  10. kardashians ng pinas?

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  11. Nakakahiya kasi nakita ng tao na imitation lang binibili nila tapos pinlano pang ishoplift yung 2 bags

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    1. Shoplift tlga agd.. Lol

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    2. Jusmiyo, shoplift agad? Hindi pa naman sila nagdarahop ah. Baka nga aksidente lang.

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  12. Krizzy we neeeed you

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  13. Sinetch itech. Wa ko knows

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  14. what's with the ladies and expensive bags? kuntento nako sa bayong noh...

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    1. O sige, gumala ka sa mga posh (aka pretentious) places in the metro and abroad with a bayong at tignan natin kung hindi ka manliit sa sarili mo.

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    2. Baket naman inde? Uso na ang eco friendly ngaun ü

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    3. Ibigay ang bayong kay Jennifer Aniston or Jolie at surelalo agad agad in ang bayong! Ricky Lo, bigyan ng peace offering si Hathaway ng bayong.

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    4. hahahahha i like the bayong peace offering!

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    5. duh what's wrong with a bayong??? duh daming magagandang bayong ngayn na me style at color noh! lagyan mo ng kolorete like scarf keri na at fab!!! nasa pagdadala yan dahling!!! wag ka ngang masyadong pretentious anon 1:49 at nakakairita ka lang!!! etchosera ka!!!

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    6. sakluban na ng bayong yan si anon 1:49 hahahaha!

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    7. bakit ka manliliit kung di ka kasya sa bayong? haha kidding aside kung di mo keri magdala ng bayong bakit ka magbibitbit. sa nagdadala lang yan.

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    8. Halerrrr? Bakit ka naman manliliit sa bayong??? Baka nga mapagkamalan pang Bottega Veneta ang bayong mo kapag asa malayo. Makapanlait naman ng bayong, wagas! Haleeeeerrrr ulit!

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  15. Nanay sa sisterakas

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  16. monster and miss whoreld

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    1. Sila rin naisip ko dahil dun sa "Take it" na clue.

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  17. Waley pa naman twitter ngayon, asan na si Krizzy?

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  18. the whoooooooooooo

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  19. Initials on the title :-) Taray!!

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    1. On the title? Nakapatong? Saan banda?

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    2. 1:48 AM bawal ang pilosopo dito.

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    3. Bawal ang pilosopo baka mpagkamalang tanga.. :( anon 1:48 am

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    4. Mali naman kc preposition na ginamit kaya tinanong ni anon1:48 kung nakapatong :)

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  20. Marthinazes? Magulonaes? Megasaysions? Guchair Rez? Patillas?

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  21. Sinetch ang mga matinggerang itey?!? Kakajiya!

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  22. Ito ba Yung tatakbong kongresista sa South at ang anak nyang kasali din sa scam dati? Take it! Take it!

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  23. Congresswoman na klepto???

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    1. Nag-p-practice na ng pangungupit.

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  24. Clueless aketch. Sa row 4 ako dulo. hahaha

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    1. Tabi tayo. hahaha!

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    2. Ako rin, sa tabi ng trash can daw. Hahahha!

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    3. sorry guys, walang row for. ako nga out-standing. haha

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  25. nag tweet na si krizzy kalerqui na bruhilda. mag-inang J daw. feeling ko si claudia buenavista at ang junakiz niyang starlet sa kapuso. pareho silang J.

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    1. tamaaaaa. i was there nung nangyari yun, napadaan lang tapos andun na nilapitan sila ni SS. nakakahiya tlaga!

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    2. ANON February 1, 2013 at 1:22 AM, pictures or it didn't happen....

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    3. Nako, may nananaginip na naman dito. Patingin ka na sa psychiatrist Anon 1:22AM. Malala na yan.

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    4. kung makapang-husga naman kayo.. malay nyo nga andun si 1:22 nung mga time na yun...
      -tagapagluto sa pamahalaan

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    5. It did happen in a public place hence there is still a probability that one FP reader may have seen what happened. Kung sa ibang bansa nga, may nagkikita na mga taong magkakakilala coincidentally kaya nga may kasabihang, "maliit lang ang mundo."

      Bakit kailangan sabihing nananaginip iyung commenter, hindi n'yo naman kilala iyung tao? If the person is just making up a story, problema na niya 'yun. Ika nga sa taas, just take it as a grain of salt.

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  26. Sa sobrang di ko magets nasa labas na ko ng classroom. Sorry po Maam. Hahahaha. Help me classmates to get in. Charot.

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    1. hahaha! winner ka 'teh, tawang-tawa ako sa 'yo!

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    2. lels! lumagpas na sa row 10! :p

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    3. Sa wakas nakapasok din ako. Salamat sa pagpapakopya. Hahahaha.

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    4. ako nga na face the wall na eh..huhuhu! penge ng clue.. :D

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  27. Take it, clue is on the title.

    ;-)

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    1. Oh my God, may anak pala si Manay LowLeet?

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    2. Actually meron nga!

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  28. Kalowka, si Mons mom lang ang naiisip ko pero parang malabo. Hehehehe

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    1. "Mons mom"? Aling Mons, January, February, or yung mga -Ber mons?

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  29. mag-inang J at un junakis nya..nsa title nun blind item un initials nla..J.lol

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  30. Si J. Patou at ang junakis?

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  31. mga kamaganak ba cla ng ex ni chenelyn?

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  32. nakakahiya kht na simpleng tao lng ang gumawa anu pa kaya kng mga artista?kaloka

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  33. Initials are in the title, specifically, the "Just" and "Grain" part.

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    1. Pantalon Gah-see-yeah?


      -tagapaglugto sa pamahalaan

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  34. kamag anak nila patrick,tanya, bangs, eddie, at ng former president ng ating bansa

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  35. Parehong actress ang mother daughter sa BI na ito. Dalawang choices ang nasa isip ko- Si Impaktita cougar actress & her starlet daughter or si chubby actress na nakaaway ni monster mom at yung starlet daughter nya. Sobrang matao sa mga tiyangge at kung sikat ka umpisa pa lang pagkakaguluhanka ka na talaga. Based sa BI mukhang hindi naman sila pinagkakaguluhan kaya naisip ko mga minor stars or starlet lang sila. Kaya nagworry si SM maka-attract ng attention nang crowd sa ginawang pag double check ni sales lady sa bag nila.

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    1. True. Certified original Cougar. I saw her in subic me kasamang young boyfriend. Slim pa din ang Lola mo

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    2. And very beautiful, in fairness!

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  36. si impaktita ito. sa may berdeng hills.

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  37. jafakes na nga mag kleptocracy pa ba. Maintindihan ko kung kleptohin ang original dahil mahalia jackson siya.

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  38. nakaw agad di b pwedeng aksisente lng nailagay???

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  39. i can hear Amor Powers laughing hard in the background :) *bwahahahahahha* go figure ;)

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  40. Mag-inang jones bridge ito...

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  41. kamaganak ba itey ni Eddie G?

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    1. mating-gersha na mag-ina? ayaw ni Manoy ng ganiyan.

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  42. Oh my my, wag naman sanang maging personal ito dahil wala sa itsura ng mag-ina. Ako naman sa tingin ko honest mistake! Let's give them the doubtful benefit! Fan ako ni madir kung siya nga ito kaya pasensiya na kung fantard.

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    1. benefit of the doubt :)

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    2. Hi Anon 8:53 AM. Kung sinadya talaga ito ni Anon 6:40 AM, baka sarcastic ang paggamit niya ng "doubtful benefit".

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  43. Tipong pang "FACE to FACE" ba ang PEG? KAKALERQUIPINAUPONGTARKEY

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  44. Is this J and J???

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  45. grabe naman ka-cheapan nyan, J, haha!

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  46. Madam C Buenavista! --Kookoorikapoo

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  47. Mom - Mapanga na babae...as in Madam C! Daughter - Kapuso Starlet...ex ni R! Yun na!!!

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  48. Madame C and daughter? Hmmmm?

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  49. Sana mabasa ng friends nila ang BI na ito. Peke ang regalo sa inyo! Kakaloka. Kacheapan. Ang dami-dami namang brands dyan na matitino ang bag AT original, dun pa sila sa peke!

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  50. Ang karibal ni amor na ex ni polo.

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    1. Salamat sa 'yo, comment mo lang ang nakapag-bigay sa ken ng malinaw na clue! Ngayon wala na ko sa dulo ng row 4! Tenks!

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  51. Personalan na 'to ha, pati anak damay.

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  52. Korek! The impaktita at ang daughter nya .

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  53. Madam C.
    X ni syokot

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  54. I and Survivor Daughter.

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  55. Mukhang si Impaktita nga.
    ♫Grain, grain, go away.♫

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  56. Oh noes! Connected kay alwyn itei! Kakalokaaaa!

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  57. kamalas-malasang buhay naman yang inaabot ni mader! ikaw na masunugan ng 2x, ma-ondoy, ma-heartbroken ng maka-ilang beses, walang project na anak na nakatutulong sa kaniya and now this? really, kawawa naman. tsk, tsk, tsk!

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  58. gf ni Alwyn at ina ng gf

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  59. The skirmish aside, can't they do better than giving a knockoff?

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    1. Mahirap kasi kung Knock OUT ang ibigay nila, baka ma-demanda sila.

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  60. Ang kalaban ni amor !

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  61. as in na sa row 10 ako.....hindi ko talaga alam...Kapuso na starlet pa....helppppp..... sino sila?

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    1. si Pantalon Gersya at J Nica Gersya??

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  62. du hu man sila, ito lang masasabi ko "huli kayo!" wahahaha

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  63. The mother-daughter duo: Flea Market Bandits

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  64. Wala kasi kaming kapuso net. TFC lang. Sino ito ?

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  65. Walang masama na magregalo na lang ng pagkain, gaya ng chocolates, Rice cakes or any sweets and desserts na gawa sa town mo. Simple lang. Maa appreciate pa nila, kaysa naman fake na nga, nakaw pa.

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  66. Hindi ko mahulaan without reading the clues. Kaya naman pala mahirap, Kapuso kasi. You know naman na lahat ng mga taga-GMA di sikat hahaha! Kaya kahit sobrang dami na ng clues, super hirap pa rin. Naku, FP, next time don't waste precious space for laosian peeps. :)

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  67. My guess is mother J. Yung slim pa din kahit cougar na. Certified cougar Mahilig sa young boys. I saw her a couple of months ago in subic with a younger BF riding a horse. Yung daughter Nya at dad nun same initials as her. It's in the title...

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    1. medyo madalas nga sila dun kasi twice ko na na site ni mother J na nag-gogrocery sa Unimart e. kaingit sa pagka-slim

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    2. Yes yung katawan Hindi nagbabago

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  69. Hala! Si mommy ba ay parehong kaliwa ang dalawang paa?

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