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Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Unfitting Gesture of the Verbose Manager

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Sometime ago, manager of a young artist (YA) got an invitation for YA to sing at a tween's birthday party. The event organizer  EV and the manager MA haggled for YA's talent fee until they were able to bring it down to half. The deal would be for YA to sing two songs  and he had to be onstage as soon as he arrived. YA had taping on that day and he would just be pulled out from there for the birthday gig. And deal was sealed.

The day came and EV felt relief when he saw YA coming. Suddenly, EV was informed that MA was going to do YA's  introduction to the guests who were mostly his young fans. Although that was not part of the agreement, EV agreed as MA is a popular figure, anyway.

But how EV regretted having agreed. They never expected that MA would do a different kind of introduction. As it turned out, it was himself whom MA introduced and lengthily at that.  He hogged the microphone and talked in detail about his life in the  theatre, vaudeville, and that of his being a clown. The guests were dumbfounded and annoyed, as they could not understand and connect to what MA was talking about. His kilometric talk was alien to the young crowd who were in their tweens (9-14 years old). EV thought MA's talk could have been appropriately addressed to the grandparents. Then after what seemed like forever, MA finally introduced his talent YA...to everybody's relief!

It was found out later that MA really does the "introduction" even in YA's mall shows.  And he now requires that he be part of the package deal in all of YA's out of town shows.

Although MA has his advocacy of reviving the charm and glamor of the olden times, he ought to know that every talk targets a particular audience. Grandparents in their '70's  up will more likely relish the beauty of the bygone era and not the ipad-iphone tweens generation where K-Pop is king.

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132 comments:

  1. Kuya G and Papa J

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    1. alam ko na itech, yung young artist maputi tapos yung manager moreno, am i right?

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    2. MA - yung parang may alagang ahas (hindi bulate) sa tiyan. Sobrang laki ever.

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    3. di ako ito

      - puyat na morenong aleman

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  2. Wiz ko knows ito since pang lolo ang BI tapos manager pa.

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    1. Wala kasing tulugan para mahulaan mo kung sino..super dali dami clues sa BI

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  3. Ang german dog ay laging nakabuntot sa amo. He's way past his prime. He's done enough already. Time to retire, please lang po. Matutulog na ako, di ko kaya walang tulugan.

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  4. Ang hirap!!! Clowns?!!!?! As in "payaso?!?!!?!??" Hundi ko magets!!! Asan na ba alcohol ko na pantanggal ng microbio!!!

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    1. oo teh.naging clown siya dati

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  5. Dyeyk! Nabargas na

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  6. YA - "Mall show prince" ng kapuso, kaapelyido ng comedienne na si Martes V.

    MA - dapat pinapatay ito... using isopropyl alcohol.

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  7. Thats entertainment for you,







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  8. master shomai and nagbabargas ang bangs

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  9. master shomai at ang alagang laging nababargas ang bangs

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  10. Si "ghels" ba ito?

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  11. Elder brother who is sleepless?

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  12. Makatulog na nga, kaantok...lol!

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  13. wala pa akong tulog fp, di pa naman sabado...

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  14. Caloca talaga si Master Showman. Gawain niya talaga yan. ha ha ha

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  15. Please, nakakaantok naman ang intro na yun. Kahit ilang beses mo kong sabihan ng walang tulugan. XD Hahaha.

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  16. need ba ng Sanitizer to kill KUYA?

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  17. Puyat na naman ako, waley sleep..

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  18. This BI is brought to you by...New safeguard 12 hrs Germ Protection. Tanggal ang 99.99% ng germs.

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    1. Ang corny mo magbigay ng clue

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    2. akala ko das diswasing peyst... das does it all...

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  19. HAHAHA Mr./Ms. Germany! :)) #NoSleeping

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  20. Ang ayaw magpatulog ba eto? at ang rumored boy toy nya?

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  21. I'll be sending germicidal soaps to everyone tonight.

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  22. wow ako ang first hahaha pero di ko gets kng sino..magwait ako ng comment ng iba

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    1. teh obyus na mga clue. pamigay nlng.

      safeguard kills 99.9% of GERMS


      alaga nya n partner ni bea buni ni

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  23. MA---Walang Tulugan
    YA---Ka-loveteam ni Cielo de Angelina

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  24. Si veteran sa isang very late night show.
    One time he was also a guest (and judge) sa christmas party ng company namin. Before he announced the winner.. ang lengthy din ng talk nya... about how things were done in the past in terms of tv and film production... how dedicated he is mula noon hanggang ngayon that lead to, "kaya sana po tulungan nyo po ang programa ko na bukod sa pagnood, lagyan nyo din po ng ads."
    I hope someone will make him understand that advertisers are after ratings. We can't blame the timeslot for having a low ratings.. its really the program format and the production value.

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    1. Talaga? ano company nyo teh?

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    2. la funeraria paz

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    3. mali, funeraria mabuhay

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    4. La Funeraria Slow

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  25. Hindi ata ako matutulog nito.

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  26. Wow. I'll be annoyed too if I'm their shoes.

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    1. Bakit mo naman kasi papangaraping maging sapatos nila te?

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    2. Onga naman! Hahahaha!

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    3. Tama ka te... Babaw ng pangarap... Maging sapatos...

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    4. oo nga naman bakit nga ba gusto mong maging sapatos?

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    5. "If I'm their shoes"? Seryoso ka teh, pangarap mong maging sapatos? Magtataray na nga lang, palpak pa. Tsk tsk tsk.

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    6. katawa naman kayo ang ibig sabihin nya ng if I'm on their shoes ay kung sya ang nasa katayuan nila or nasa kalagayan

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    7. Patola rin itong si Anonymous 10:02am parang di sanay dito sa FP. Hihihi.

      -Donyang Chismosa-

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    8. teh Anon 10:02AM, linawan mo mata moh. sabi niya, "if i'm their shoes". basahin nang maigi bago magtanggol

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    9. And Anon 10:02 hindi rin un dapat "If I'm ON their shoes..." dapat "IN"...

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    10. ung isa gusto nyang maging sapatos at ung isa naman gusto sa ibabaw ng sapatos. ang tataray, taas ng pangarap.

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    11. joske, napabuga ako sa tawa nung mabasa ko tung mga to...binuo nyo araw ko

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  27. UNA AGAIN!!! YAHOO.COM!!! me happynest! ^_^


    --momster mom of nestle tweenks!!!


    ******baguiongpavlov#####

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  28. Sino ba ang pinakasikat na PAYASO sa showbiz? At sino naman ang pinakasikat niyang talent? Ito na yata ang pinakamadaling BI dito.

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  29. YAN ANG NGAGAWA NG WALANG TULOG. GANYAN TALGA SYA PURO INAALALA ANG NAKARAAN. SA FAMAS GANYAN DIN SYA

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  30. YAN ANG NGAGAWA NG WALANG TULOG. GANYAN TALGA SYA PURO INAALALA ANG NAKARAAN. SA FAMAS GANYAN DIN SYA

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  31. FIRST!!!


    NAZISM BOUND ETO, AHHAHAHAHA... IS HE DARK?


    ^_^UNALAGI^_^

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    1. martin after dark? you is wrong

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  32. Prince of Mall Shows at si Insomia Man

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  33. Payaso, ikaw ba iyan?

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  34. MA - bawal matulog?
    YA - prinsipe ng mall shows?

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  35. nagkatulugan sa event???

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  36. si Mr. Dont Sleep and Prince of Mall Shows

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  37. Talaga lang ah...

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  38. The "Tween" word was a give away, as was the mall shows bit at yung pagiging clown. Diba nga may pelikula ba syang tagalog ng CLOWN ang title?
    Akala ata nya kasi eh kapag nagtalumpati sya sa mga kabataan eh magically they'll earn appreciation sa nakalipas na panahon. Instead, he's just alienating the youth more.
    OR...baka naman tactic nya yan. Sa sobrang urat ng audience sa mashondang baclang malaki ang tiyan, kahit gaano pa ka-nonsense yung talent nya eh parang Nirvana ang ma-achieve nila compared sa kuda ng puyat na manager. Hehehehe. -- baklang analyst

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  39. Ito din yun nakita sa drum as in ng tubig na walang laman nun nag ka raid a isang massage parlor lol! Ang theme song nya in life with matching Emote ay 'send in the clowns' lol

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  40. YA - kalove team nung kaaway ng atty. ni CGMA MA - Walang t........................

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  41. Walang t.. Hala.. Alam na ang alaga..

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  42. Yay. Alam ko na.. Thanx to Krizzy Kalerqui for d intervention.. Sabi niya: •Walang T •Prince of Mall Show Si Angel Lockring nag tweet din: "Inantok ako sa BI na itey.Yun nah!" Perfect!!

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  43. W tulugannnnnn!!!! At ang kanyang boy t na prince of mall show DAW! Baka sa isetann o sa alimall sya prince!

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  44. Mas may quality nga ang mga show noon kesa ngayon tsaka mas mahuhusay ang mga artista pero ito namang si walang tulugan dapat di na ma-frustrate, mag-retire na lang siya tutal matanda na siya. siguro naman may yaman siyang naipon di ba... Gagayahin niya pa si negastar na mukhang magreretire na hindi na-sustain ang respeto sa kanya sa industriya at ng mga tao. Sayang, okay na, sinira pa ang sarili.

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  45. Eeewww!Si G daw yan sabi ni krisssy! -twiterakangbakla

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  46. Si Beks na Malaki ang tiyan ba itey na hndi marunong Matulog
    at si Bangs Varagasa ba ang isa?

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  47. gusto kasi ni walang t na nirerespeto sya to the highest level hindi nya alam he is annoying already

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  48. Si Walang t at alagang true love nya

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  49. walang t sa pag-intay ng bi...

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  50. kuya g and papa j

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  51. epekto ng pagkapuyat kakabantay ng mga stars sa eastwood

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  52. Sa programa ni master shomai, naaliw ako kasi pati yung sound effects ng palakpakan/hiyawan eh lumang-luma. Sadly, kahit punung-puno pa ng mga tweens ang show, dahil sa timeslot nito at, sorry, pati na rin mismo sa kanya eh mahina ang hatak nito sa kabataan. Lipas na sya eh. Hindi naman masamang mag-retire. Hindi naman tinatanggal sa kanya ang respeto, lalo pa't naging haligi rin sya ng industriya, pero wag nang ipagsiksikan ang sarili at wag ipilit ang mga maka-lumang paraan.

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    1. Ayaw ni krizzy_kalerqui ng ganyan!

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    2. hahaha eto un may show na para lang daw nagvivideooke ang mga bagets pag kumakanta...

      --gwapong badaff

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  53. Ang gurangers na manager at ang kanyang alagang semi-vertically challenged. Naku, may BI a few months ago na nagulat at nainis si alaga dahil ang usapan, 2 rooms ang ibu-book ni manager, tapos, nung nag-check-in na sila, isa lang pala ang naka-reserve at isang kama lang! lol. walang nagawa si bagets.

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    1. nabasa ko rin ang BI na yan sa tabloid

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  54. In fernez, cute yung boytoy. Mejo kinulang lang sa height.

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    1. cute ang smile at hair nya

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  55. haha naku magagalit si manager, baka batuhin tayo ng mga singsing nya sa kanan at kaliwang kamay...

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  56. Ilabas ang pinamimigay na Birch Tree, CY Gabriel soap at Konika Films! Pasalamatan na rin natin ang Magnavision at yung patahian sa Sampaloc na kinukuhanan niya ng mala-rainbow niyang suit.

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  57. Vaudaville pa lang sa clue alam na. Sya yung mahilig magbanggit nyan. Sya yung namimigay lagi ng Birch Tree milk sa mga guests na foreign singers sa sunday show nya dati. Medyo naaawa rin ako sa kanya. Baka sad at walang makausap sa real life kaya pag may chance at may audience go sya sa pag tell ng lifestory nya keber kung di maka relate ang audience. infairness mabait naman sya pero yun nga lang laging out of place yung pagkwento nya sa past nya at laging mangiyak ngiyak sya tuwing kinukwento.

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  58. RECOGNITION! baka yan ang gusto ni Tatang Puyat! ayaw siguro niyang kung tigok na siya saka pa siya bibigyan ng namumulaklak na tribute. can not hear, can not see, wa knowings na nga naman niya yun. gusto siguro now na! mga taga THAT's, kilos na! bigyan na ng malaking sementong star yan ng malakaran! o kaya naman special show sa clover theater para sa kaniya!

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  59. In his advanced years, he may have been wanting to "secure" or maintain his legacy or name in the minds of younger generations...

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  60. boring naman ng BI ngayon .. -_- kakaantok hah ngayong umaga ko lng to nabasa. Hi FP :)





    - Shape shifter

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  61. pero ang maganda kay Mr. Never Sleep eh natutulungan niya yung aspiring teens na magkaroon ng break sa tv. :) kaya kung maningil man siya eh ok na un haha

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  62. ganyan din sya dati sa isang chorale competition event namin mga almost 7 years ago na ata at me bopper teen kids sya na hinahandle. Tagal magstart ng competition kasi nag speech sya but I think he's just reminiscin his old days and was just trying to inspire people. Let's not be harsh naman. Annoying man, let just pay respect to him.

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  63. master insomia at (naku wala akong maisip na alias)
    pwede na sigurong ang alagang ma-bangs

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  64. Ito yung tumanggap ng Special award nung Nakaraang Star Awards for TV kung saan ang cceptance speech nya umabot ng 15 minutes. makikitang mga audience ay bored na bored na..pati ako,inilipat ko ng channel nang matagal,pero paglipat ko,naku sya pa din nagsasalita. No Sleep na nga ako sa kakahintay na matapos sya. Hayy, wala na tayo sa 70's and 80's noh!

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  65. halo kayo! nag tweet na. walang tulugan!!!

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    1. may twitter ang lola?

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  66. di pa kayo nasanay ke wlang sleeping beauty!!! inlababoo si kuya ghels sa kanyang current alam na-talent raw - na si tween bargas! pero ginawang avenue ang raketeers ng bagets para magkaron sya ng master showtime hehe.. malaki nman talaga naitulong ny as aindustriya before, honing world class talents like sila lea salonga, francis m, cge na nga kahit sila ruffa g..pero nman lolo kung gustu mong kagalang galang parin ang stature at kinang, try mo iupgrade mga talents mo sa weekly program mo, ng di ka nalalagay sa tulugan time slot. di sa anu, pero parang lahat ng latak or nasitsitan sa mall pinagsama sama pinapakanta, sayaw, corny acting kada weekend. si tween star lang ang nagdadala ng audience dun sa totoo lang haaaayyy

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    1. HAHAHAHA...natawa ako sa "Kuha ghels". Ganun nga pala pronunciation ni Kuya sa girls - ghels

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  67. Ha? Iba na ang alaga niya? Wala na si Mon Alvir?

    *Matandang Chismosa*

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    1. Naging beki na si Mon Alvir sa Amerika.

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    2. so there's no truth to the rumour that the guy got hooked in prohibited drugs

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  68. lakas maka-fallacy of the golden past, hahaha. naalala ko yung eulogy niya para kay Dolphy, medyo matagal rin yon.

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  69. I don't agree that K-Pop is king, though. ;)

    --BBoy

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  70. Kuya ng sa "That's Entertainment" at kapangalan ng partner ni Finn sa Adventure Time.

    -Donyang Chismosa-

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  71. Hindi matanggap ng Among Siomai na pinaglipasan na talaga sya ng panahon. Kung magladlad na lang kaya sya para mabuhay ang interest sa kanya ng madla?

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  72. Kung maglaladlad si Among Siomai, hindi ba mabuting mensahe yun sa mga kabataan... Ang pagpapakatotoo... Hindi ba advocacy nya ang mga kabataan?

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  73. Sa true lang, di naman sikat ung alaga ni Kuya na si j. Kasali siya sa Meet ang Greet nung opening ng SM hypermart cainta, pero, di naman pansin ng mga tao.

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    1. huwag maging nega, teh. andun ako. pinagkaguluhan ang bagets. wag idamay ang bata kung ayaw mo kay Kuya G.

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  74. Mag jowa ba sila? if so, history repeats itself. Parang yung dating nyang naging talent na pumasok sa pulitika at naluklok sa maynila ksma ng meyor na mabulaklak manamit! MATANGLAWIN!

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    1. bago si vice, meron pang isa. teka, sing na lang tayo..."
      going steady! i love you, forever!"

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    2. Di naman sila magjowa inaaswang lang ni brother mikrobyo si Bargas. Walang choice yung bata bilang malaki utang na loob niya. Mabait naman si Kuya showman may pagka-weird nga lang lol

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  75. so happy FP balik na naman ang title and pic mo na me clue! si Kuya G ito!!!!

    -parpol

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  76. roxas alfred at shepherd isko

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  77. sya si kuya na madumi!
    ayon na!

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