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Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Ring

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This is Rated PG, dear readers.

Despite having a relationship, why is hunk actor (HA) so irresistible to women and could not be content with one? Since stories about his accommodating ways with women sprouted out, HA seems to hold the secret of attraction. Other than his oozing sex appeal, there seems to be something more than meets the eye.

A woman (AW) with whom HA had an encounter with could not contain her excitement from what she discovered about HA. While AW was feeling HA, she noticed and felt something different with what she was “holding.” AW had to ask HA what it was. Truthfully, HA said it was the end-result of a ring he once wore down there. Hmmm... Although AW said it felt odd like it was an extra thingy, it did not seem to bother HA anymore.

Just to verify, someone in the know boldly asked the person PE who used to be very close to HA about that extra thingy down there. PE asked how she found out about it. She answered “From a friend.” Then, PE responded with “Keep quiet na lang, it’s private.” Did PE unknowingly confirm AW’s story? Perhaps PE also got shocked that another woman knew about this bedroom secret.

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107 comments:

  1. Best actor twice. Sya ang nagsabi na once is a recognition, twice is a confirmation. Wow yummy kaso may ring. Sana Hindi ringworm noh

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  2. Yung gf nito ay Laos na, kaya Hayan look look look na ng iba. Biglang natapilok, aaaay, si Ex pala ni Angelito. Sya ba cause ng split up ni Sabel at Angelito? Oh no Alex, pahiram naman ng sandali!

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  3. hoho sino ito?

    -kinilig na tomboy

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  4. Awe! Baka siya si Golum! Hays Row 5 nanaman ako dito. Huu

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  5. Sya b un nsa kafatid n ngaun n ex ni ruby?
    -baklang bisaya gid-

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  6. Hahaha sino kaya to.. May jolen dun ahaha. Toinks!

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  7. Dodong.... Ay labyu! Inaki!

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  8. Si Sabel ba ang secret affair nya? Akala ko sila na nung ex ni kakanin, ano yan? Yan pala ang tunay! Kawawang chantal dahil pinalitan ng bata

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  9. Kakahalata na ko FP pahirap na ng pahirap mga clues mo wa..

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  10. Si best actor ba ito?

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    1. si baldo marro? sabi mo best actor

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  11. Shhhheeettt of paper.. Takte.. Una nga kong magcomment wala nmn akong alam.. Walanju aba..

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    1. Plus the fact na hindi ka pa pala una.. Walanju.. Nakakadisapont :(

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    2. hahahahahha sagba!

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  12. HA = doorbell
    AW = Beast's girl
    PE = 3 Kings

    HA's name/nickname now makes sense. All about the do*g.

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    1. Sino si beast's girl?

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    2. cno c beast's girl?

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    3. may konek ito sa BI dito dati. galing naman ng award-winning actor na ito, ha! kahit todo ng katatanggi nila ni beast's girl, i think something MUST have happened. and i think siya rin at si chantal yung nagpakasal ng lihim. she must have forgiven him basta sa isang kundisyon - he make an honest woman out of her. korek ba krizzy?

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    4. tauruz? yun ex ni doorbell

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    5. Anon 12:44 and 1:01, did you get the Beast's girl? As in Beauty and the Beast?

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    6. Beast's girl - ka namesung ng partner ni beast sa beauty and the beast. Anak ng dating beauty queen.

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    7. Beast - sa tagalog "hayop" - as in siya ang anak ng pinakamagandang "hayop" sa balat ng lupa

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    8. Beast's girl - pangalan ni beauty sa "Beauty and the Beast

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  13. subtle clue on the title....initials Da Ring....

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  14. B***y na to! In a relationship na nga to a probinsyana socialite, ganyan pa! Eeew

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  15. Dbell the best actor. He's really good in acting. Grabe galing. Pero may ring pala. Pede pasilip?

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    1. wrong! wala sa personality ni doorbell ang magpalagay ng ganyan

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    2. How did you know? CLOSE kayo??? :)) People are not what they often seen, darling. Looks can be deceiving ika nga :)

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  16. His new apple of the eye is from Kafamily. Yes it's D. Is it true na naattract daw sya ng husto kay yani? At nagdate pa daw? Do u know about it, FP? I'm a fan of doorbell.

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  17. may kapaan palang naganap. sarap talaga kagatin pwet niya (if you've seen the movie.)

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  18. nakaw! kaya naman pala ganun na lang kung ipaglaban ni probinsyanang socialite ito, at nagkulong pa ng girl sa banyo sa selos, tsk, tsk, masarap kasi....

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    1. TSK,TSK,TSK. NAKAW, MALI KA.

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    2. teh, ano naman kung probinsyana sya? dami mong na-offend. isa na ko dun

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  19. me relate ba sya kay JAYA?

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    1. Yahoo! Tumpak! Magkapatid sila!! hahaha!!

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    2. Anon 1:05AM. magkapatid sa balat lang. sa mukha? hmmmm....langit at lupa!

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    3. MAY TAMA KA...

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  20. this is not door bell! si Kidlat ito! :) THe Ring :)

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  21. Ayyy ang daming bagsak! Clues more likely pertaining to JAYA's brother!

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  22. Clue..the ring... Da Ring...Dr
    ..ex bi ruby...

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  23. Di kaya kasing lapad ng Frisbee na hinahagis nya yung ring?

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  24. I think its Kidlat. hahai. Wula na tlgang matinong lalaki ngaun! ano ba yan! Kalurky!

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  25. Uhm, pagbigyan nyo yung kahinaan ko pero di ko masyadong na-gets 'to. As in literal ba na mag ring sya sa *tooot* nya? Like naka-josok talaga? Parang...ang weird lang. Hahaha!

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  26. feeling ko yun ex BF to ni doctora

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    1. teh, hunk actor daw. collagen ang pina-inject nya kay doktora, wala syang c*ck ring. ay bat alam ko???

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  27. Lilito ako may nagsasabi si doorbell tapos may iba ex daw ni ruby.. Nako kung sino man sha sana hindi sha ma infect sa ring na yan lol

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  28. makapag comment lang kasi yung iba.. isip-isip din kasi! Kidlat yan! :)

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  29. salamat kay krizzy sa clue niya lol

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  30. Dq gets...anu ung ring "down there"??? Literal n ring or something something???

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  31. Ring ring. Open the door Sabel.

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  32. Dq gets ung ring "down there"??? Literal ba un or wat??

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  33. sana sa susunod na may post about very giddy meron na ring advisory katulad ng parental guidance dito hehehe

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  34. Si 6 timer yan! :)

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  35. hahaha...whoever he is, he can't be that great. The ring is only used by men who can't keep it up for long. Most likely, this is an old man already.

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  36. hay grabe.. sino sila.. follow ko nga si krizzy_kalerQui

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  37. ako ren, di ko ma-gets, anong ibig sabihin ng 'may ring' sa baba? meaning pierced yun patola nya tpos may ring? sencia na mga mabilis makakuha ng BI

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  38. o well eto yung star na naglipat bakod at nakipagbreak sa jowa then nabawasan ang kinang at di masyado nagrate yung huling show na ginawa. hindi rin mukhang promising yug upcoming show nya.

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  39. ang jowa ng unang aswang! si Ram escaler!

    @umeeksena = twitter

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  40. Hindi ko gets ang bi na ito. Anong ring? Wedding ring or what? End result of the ring he once wore down there? And why do women find this attractive? Lost.

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  41. ano ba ibig sabihin ng extra thingy down there? as in literal na my ring sa kanyang @@@? anyway, i think this is D. ;)

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  42. The Ring - Da Ring - D. Another Woman - No Other Woman -

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  43. Puede kasing si dbell, puede rin yun brother ni jaya! Anu ver? Sinetch sa kanila? - parloristang tomboy

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  44. it must be b***tas or pilik ice ng kambing k .mweheh. pilyo din 'tong bro ni Jaya ah?!

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    1. Hmmmm 11:17 am, mukhang tama ka! Uso pa ba b***tas? Alam ko uso pa yun eyelash nun goat...

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  45. Krizzy said: frisbee guy, ex ni rubi!!

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  46. I don't think it's doorbell. Kilalang womanizer si Ring, doorbell has a rather wholesome appeal. His extracurricular activities are also very discreet and don't make the headlines unlike Ring who is openly on the prowl sa isang city sa Taguig kahit nung sila pa ni Ruby. Yung brother ni Jaya to.

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  47. ano ibig sabihin ng RING na ito... literal ba na ring na ibilagay sa pinaka-base OR ung bukol-bukol na itinanim trunk? (hindi porket nagtanong, boba na agad, ok?)lol!

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  48. Ring my bell ni Dbl at NOT Yanni but the other Sabel na child ng former beauty queen.

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  49. teka ano ba b***tas ba yung nasa baba or what????

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  50. si kidlat ito! ex ni ruby! hindi si dbell si D

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  51. wow b***tas pala ang sikreto...lol

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  52. Si Dbell o si Mr Frisbee?

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    1. Si Mr.Frisbee, hint ni Krissy kalerqui

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  53. HAHAHAHAHA! Naalala nyo ba yung photo ni Kidlat at ni Rubi sa beach na nakasuksok ang kamay ni Rubi sa alam nyo na. Baka tina-try isukat ni Rubi kung kasya ang mahiwagang singsing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  54. C*ck ring ito. The b***tas thingy is soooooo 70's through 90's.

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  55. si D Ramby itechiwa

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  56. More clue naman FP. Hirap nako manghula :(

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  57. wild talaga ni mr frisbee....

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  58. ano yung ring????????? sorry. Can somebody explain it?

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    1. um, ah, yung b***itas, gets na po?

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    2. True! Ring ba talaga o baka may excess skin lang na na-stretch?! Kaloka ang pagdescribe ko.

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  59. Kidlat! Magagalit si Monasterio at jaya niyan! Pero unang nagalit si A dela cruz. I smell DANGER!

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  60. well, kidlat is an old man already, kaya gumagamit nang ring.

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  61. kulang ng natural talent kaya need ng enhancer?

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  62. The purpose of a c__kring is to trap blood inside the pe--s in order to maintain an e***tion, or encourage a stronger e***tion. In order to do this it must be placed at the base of the pe--s. Recommended lang to sa mga merong ED. In my opinion, ang nakapa ay damage incurred due to prolong usage of the c_ _kring. C--k rings that are too tight, or worn for too long can be dangerous this may cause priapism (not to go back to flaccid state),if not treated promptly, can result in severe and permanent damage, including penile gangrene that can result in the destruction and possible amputation of the pe--s. Rings for erectile dysfunction are invariably supplied with the instruction that they should not be left on for more than thirty minutes. Falling asleep with a ring on is a particular danger. This may lead to temporary or permanent nerve damage. Numbness in the glans pe--s, pe--s becoming cold or pe--s becoming white may be signs that a cock ring has been worn for too long and medical

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    1. Thanks for explaining...

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    2. Ikaw na DR Margie Holmes! hihi. thanks for explaining.:)

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  63. NGAYON , may niluluto kina Da Ring at anak ni doctora B dahil daw bagay-pogi at maganda.TINGNAN sa twitter nila...napakamasalimuot!

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  64. married si Da Ring at walang annulment na nangyari gaya sa last nyang GF(A).at kahit may girlfriend-sumasawsaw pa sya sa iba.ano ang gagawin ni anak ni dra. B?friends lang sila o tuloy ang ligaya?o maghanap pa si girl ng ibang prospects.ang lawak ng tumana ( playing field is wide)!

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    1. sabi ni da ring wala daw syang time for love kahapon pero si junakis nagpipilit maging GF-"anong masama pareho naman kaming single?" ano sya nagkakandarapa? Ilusyonada? hayok sa laman?Nangse- seduce mag suot at mag pose ng sexy? sarili nya nagpa -invite sa pamilya (da rinng) para makasama si guy. Sabi pa ni junakis ,"Eh pupunta kaming dalawa sa boracay sa holy week?" abangan-asa pa sya-baka kumagat .hehehe

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  65. may nakapagsabi na maliit daw yung *ano* nya.

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  66. Nagmumukang maki pagmeron ring. Optical illusion prang s gay bar.kasi nga iniipit ang dugo.

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  67. kung PA yan c*ck ring, ang nahipo ata ng girl eh butas sa glands p**is. di basta basta nasasara ang butas na yun. para maconfirm, pwede pa silip?

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  68. whoever this is, it made me and still makes me cringe!

    who in their right mind, would want to use this?

    it's like, who wants to use viagras if super duper L na si lalake, there's no need for those novelty items! LOL

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  69. If b***tas itey mag ingat siya sa possible infection in the future.

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  70. clue kung sino si AW plssss.

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