Saturday, October 20, 2012

Gluttony and the Smelly Consequence

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At a dinner in a restaurant, some diners were turned off by the smelly incident that happened to one of the actors starring in a series. That night, muscular actor (MA) was eating more than what his fellow diners thought he could. MA is known to be very particular with his body and is noted for being fit. In fact, MA was one of those who made a well-buffed body a trend among the young generation of actors. Anyhow, MA just kept eating and eating. Perhaps the food was really delicious or he was just happy that night that MA kept binging.

Since it seemed that he almost finished their orders, obviously MA over ate. So, with that combination, something immediately did not agree with his stomach. Lo, he went to the restroom and stayed there for at least half an hour. As a celebrity, his entry into the restroom was not unnoticed by the other restaurant goers who saw him and waited for him to step out. Those who had the guts to enter the restroom heard the rumbling and smelled the result of MA’s gluttony. Embarrassed by the disappearance of MA, his friends at his dinner table started to step out of the restaurant one by one. Finally, when MA rejoined his friends, he was all sweaty, and perhaps, relieved.

What’s the learning here? Simple, keep to your diet, and avoid pigging-out on food that can make your stomach grumble. Lucky for MA he was in a restaurant. Imagine the horrors had he been on location. Then, he would have had a similar experience as this other young actor (but that’s another story.)

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127 comments:

  1. nauna ako.. di ko naman alam kung sino..haha

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    1. Then shut up !

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    2. ang sungit naman nitong 12:52 na to.

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    3. hahaha AnonymousOctober 20, 2012 12:52 AM good job. wag na kc maglalagy ng first to comment, di naman important yun, ang importante may clue kang ipoppost, peace!

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    4. Congratulations at nauna ka!!! Sana gumanda buhay mo sa pangyayaring Ito.

      Mukha kasing malaking accomplishment na Ito sa buhay mo.

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    5. Congrats 12:21 AM, mukhang ito na ang highlight ng buhay mo. Mukhang hanggang dito ka na lang. We're so happy for you.

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    6. At pumatol ka naman sa sinabi nya! Lol!

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    7. akala mo lang yun. ikaw feeling mo smartass ka? witty? pareho lang kitang troll dumbass. ang pumapatol sa walang kwenta eh wala din kwenta. bleh!

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    8. FP may papremyo ba sa unang mag comment? Sasali talaga ako...kakaiba din mga trip ng ibang tao, mka unang comment lang parang nka jackpot na sa lotto..mga ****!

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    9. To: AnonymousOctober 20, 2012 12:57 AM

      It's SHUT up. Not SHOT up. HAHA.

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    10. malamang patawa yung pag post nya ng shot, pumatol ka naman. sinong mas nakakatawa ngayon?

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    11. TATAGAY, SHOT UP? :))

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  2. Ayan! Ang takaw kasi. Hay cno cya? Clue please?

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  3. naku, mas magandang tsimis eh nun umutot si LA GRETA noh... nag tawanan pati direktor sa set!

    ayun ... may I spray siya ng mamahaling pabango na CHANEL NO.5

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    1. HA HA HA!!! Tutut ba yan? Nakakaloka!

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    2. Lahat naman tayo umu-utot, pati mga miembro ng mga royal family noh

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    3. oo nga...matindi lang si la greta. chanel pa tlaga?

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    4. ka age ko si Greta, at ututin na din ako. Must be the age. Pabotox ko kaya butas ng pw*t ko?

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    5. Grabe ka, Anon 11:57 p.m., grabe ang halakhak ko sa comment mo, teh. Aliw!!!

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  4. Aminin. Nakaranas din kayo ng ganito. Tao lang si actor. lol

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    1. Hay naku, kanina Lang sa Starbucks. Keber sa mga kumakatok sa pinto ng cr.

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    2. pigilan pa ba nya kung jebs na jebs na sya? nasarap syang kumain eh normal naman yun diba?

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    3. oo no, kebs na kung ebs na ebs na ,hehe

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    4. tsaka minsan hindi rin sa dahil sa katakawan, ako nga yung chocolait drink lang humilab na keber sa nasa pila.

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    5. tamaaaa! kaya nga may CR sa restaurant eh. hahahahahahahahaha

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  5. "MA was one of those actors who made a well-buffed body a trend among the young generation of actors." Ang naiisip ko agad ay "C" ang first name na rapper at naakusahan recently ng steroids. Before his appearance kasi, hindi uso sa mga actors ang malalaki ang pecks at may abs. After he appeared in a "teleserye of triplets", biglang nauso ang pagiging buff.

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    1. naakusahan recently? 2003 pa kaya yang rumor na yun.haha

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    1. Wala syang series or teleserye.

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  7. I just hope this is not the super hot and sexy Papa "P" Diba mula nang lumabas sya sa teleserye na ang title eh spanish word for "Hope" eh nauso sa mga matinee idols/actors na maging muscular

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    1. Hope? Girl ni james yap?

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    2. ha? October 20, 2012 12:58 AM lol

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    3. Sorry, fail sa pag-troll si ANON 12:58. Spanish word nga for hope, pinapairal lang ang pagiging squatter. LOL

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    4. haha damay damay? kung ano ano lang AnonymousOctober 20, 2012 12:58 AM? hehehe

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  8. First but clueless. :(

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    1. And you're even clueless about being 'first'

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    2. And u even comment about this.. Lol!

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  9. Si machete original?

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    1. Ano ba teh, mashonda na si Buboy, pakibasa nga ulet ang clues, specifically ang word na YOUNG.

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    2. 'Teh si GV, as in gluttony, ang ibig kong sabihin.
      anyway, wala namang masama sa nagawa niya. it happens to anybody. Isa siyang lalang kaya NATURAL 'yung nangyayari sa kahit kaninong may laman loob.

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  10. lucky for MA?hmmm clue?lol

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  11. I love you L_ _ _y!!

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  12. I love you lucky!

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  13. "MA was one of those who made a well-buffed body a trend among the young generation of actors.."

    alam na, ang pauso talaga.. isa sa The Hunks! C!

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  14. Ay si Rubber na NASA drama na infinity tatakbo sa election etech!!!!!


    Kakalerqui

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    1. Ang dami mong kuda, wala namang sense.

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  15. Di ako sure pero parang si C to, sya naman talaga nagpauso ng mga pandesal pandesal sa abs hihi.

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    1. C? Si Claud? In fairness buff nga sya. Charaught!

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  16. Machete started it all! Kaya nga title role agad siya eh!

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    1. machete started it all daw.hello,bago sya madami ng hunks.

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  17. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. hindi kaya si jake the snake ito na taga cuenca?

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  19. Doorbell? Maganda din katawan nun, saw him once nung sabay kami naligo at nagbihis sa gym, ganda ng abs. pero im really straight promise.

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    1. wheh. di nga:) kung makadefend ka teh, ha! hehe choks lng naman eh. ayeeeee!:P

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    2. "PERO IM REALLY STRAIGH PROMISE" dyan palang alam na kung straight o hindi. LOL

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    3. naka-"Anonymous" ka naman eh. so di kelangan maging defensive. pero napatawa mo naman ako.

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  20. "actors starring in a series" daw, eh hindi naman star ng series si Lucky eh, baka si Machete kasi Princepe siya kape ngayon

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  21. Smelly Consequence? Clue ba ang initials na SC? i can only think of a celebrity who likes to eat food na dating kafamily na ngayon ay isa nang kabrotherhood. May show na billiones daw ang set pero hinde naman nagrerate. Pumapatol din cya sa mga bashers at haters sa twitter. Un daughter niya host ng isang talent show nakakatapos kung saan may isang super OA todamax na judge na nakakairita na muntik ko nang ihagis telebisyon ko pag nag o-OA na ang judge, kung makaarte ang judge na yun daig pa sa aktingan si Bea Alonzo sa The Mistress. I really hate her, lalaos ka rin Charing! Now back to the BI, tama ba ako sa guess ko? Hinde yun judge sa talent show ha.

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    1. Troll. Actor nga eh. Makabash lang.

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    2. muscular actor na pala si negastar? kalurkey! haba pa naman ng comment mo.

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    3. bukod sa mali ka na, super oa ka pa.

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    4. And the Shonga Award goes toooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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    5. kalurkey naman tong c October 20, 2012 2:21 AM. mgbasa ka muna teh.

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    6. ateng hndi ka ng babasa!

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    7. sus papansin naman to, gusto lang mag-bash ng ibang star eh dito pa ginawa! congrats at napansin ka nga KSP!

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    8. Kung maka OA todamax ka naman te! Get over it! Tapos na ang show at totally unrelated sa BI ang comment mong sing OA ng judges.

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  22. eh nangyayari naman talaga sa ating lahat to eh! kaya lang artista kasi, malamang malaking tsismis talaga...sana nagbaon sya ng spray para mawala ang amoy at nagpatugtog na lang sya ng music sa phone nya ( yung nkaloud speaker)para di marinig ang pagjejebs....a lesson to all: kung ayaw nyong mapahiya sa amoy at tunog ng pagjejebs nyo, magdala na lang ng spray palagi at magpatugtog ng loudspeaker sa phone....hahaha

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  23. Oh my god sana lang my enough tissue sa bathroom na yun or else mas kadiri

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  24. Swerte ba sya? :) *****

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  25. Nagsalita na si krissy ung nagda diet daw!

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  26. sabe ni krissy... masarap daw mag "diet"

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  27. Pangeako seyoooo! Sis ng bff ni the mistress..sure na!!!

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  28. isa sa the hunks .. si D ___T ito ..

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  29. Yes I am more convinced that it was ''C''.
    But whoever that is, he's really lucky that it was at
    a restaurant. Can't imagine if it happened in a
    less decent location.

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  30. Hindi ko talaga mahulaan kung sino sya. Pero agree ako sa mga nagsasabing minsan nangyayari talaga yun. Natural na minsan biglang hindi makikisama syo tyan mo. Kahit hindi ka nagpapakasibang kumain, basta may hindi nagustuhan tyan mo kahit konti lang nakain mo lagot ka! So deadma na kahit sino pa sya.

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  31. akala ko diet sya e haha

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  32. Glutt Ay as in GA?

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  33. sabi ni krizzy hunk daw na nagdadiet :)


    and base sa 3rd paragraph:What’s the learning here? Simple, keep to your diet, and avoid pigging-out on food that can make your stomach grumble....alam na! hihi


    -happy mom :)

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  34. nabalita na ito sa isang talk show as bi. ang clue ata ay ang link sa pagiging buff at ang kinakain (the english word is in the third paragraph, di ba?) wala ng career si C, eh. si L kelan lang naman nag-buff.

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    1. Di pa nga buff na buff c L. Fit lang ang katawan wala ngang pandesal un eh.

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  35. Keep to you diet.

    Puro na lang diet. E kung bet nya talaga lumafang ng bonggels that time give na lang sa kanya. :)

    Diet.

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  36. Mag-diet nga kayo para malaman nyo yung saogt sa bi!

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  37. Kasi dapat diet coke.

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  38. lahat naman nakakaranas yan kaya normal lang yan
    ingat nalang next time

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  39. Ayun na, ang shpluk ni Krizzy KalerQUI eh isang actor na mahilig mag-diet! Ahihihihi

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  40. Is this S from angelito?

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  41. Basahin niyo lang yung last paragraph ng story andun na yung name ni actor! - ruby

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  42. si AA. Di ba may machete diet nga siya before? but then again, i dont see anything wrong with what happened. nangyayari to sa karamihan.

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  43. Nahulaan na! Pero ito, sigurado ako: ► Then, he would have had a similar experience as this other young actor (but that’s another story.)◄ StarStruck's "Ultimate Hunk" na nagpauso ng wooden acting.

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    1. Shala naman ng ◄ ► symbol effect in te! Winner!

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  44. iba yung pumasok sa isip ko. baka kaya siya nag punta sa CR hindi lang para mag bawas sa ibaba kung hindi mag bawas sa itaas (mouth). hindi kaya bulimic siya? just thinking..

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  45. naparami lang ng kain yung boylet, gluttony na agad.
    di ba pwedeng "patay gutom" lang?

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  46. ung letter N sa picure parang letter A which is the persian name of the hunk actor

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  47. Queber ko sa main subject ng BI. Yung "other actor" kilala ko. Siya si "Wooden Horticulturist" na mahilig sa kape! Pinagtawanan ito sa defunct Juiceless dahil napa-uu sa pants, tapos, walang tissue sa loob ng cubicle, kaya di nagpunas. Ayun, nagpasabog!

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    1. Si Alcoholic Anonymous ba yan?

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    2. ang taray! a BI within a BI! clues?

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    3. Dami nang clues nyan, mga teh ha....Wooden meaning "kahoy"...Horticulturist kasi sa BI ni FP, di nya pala alam ang word na yan kaya ang dinig nya ay T*K*L...mahilig sa kape kasi nga sa bago nyang serye

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  48. Ang daming symbologists na commenters sa FP! Kung maka interpret ng mga graphics walang sinabi si Robert Langdon.

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  49. Alam niyo okay lang yang ma poops in public once in a while. Yung ka officemate ko nga every 3 PM naka sched mag poops. Minsan tumatawid pa pauntang makati shangri la para dun gumawa ng himala.

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    1. Eh iyung nanay-nanayan nga namin dito sa office kada kakain, nagbabawas...may-I announce pa. Kailangan daw...another officemate commented na ginawa na raw niyang "Bahay Pupuan" itong opisina...keribels na lang...hehehe!

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  50. Mahilig ba iya sa tuna hotdog and kamote diet? Anyhoo ang masasabi ko lang: Mas okay nang masama ang tiyan kesa masama ugali, diba?

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  51. okay na yung napopoops kaysa sa mga di pumupoops hahahahah

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  52. don't judge a person by his language.

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  53. I think this is just normal

    Especially for someone who likes to maintain a muscular buffed body.

    It's definitely C..... A.....

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  54. This is probably C or D. Kung di pa rin eh di isaisahin nyo yung THE HUNKS at makukuha nyo rin. While its normal na mag deposit sa bank after eating so much eh kung ayaw mong mapagusapan, sa bahay ka na lang lu**mon!

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  55. It's normal. Could happen to anyone, especially kung yummy ang food!:)

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  56. diet kasi ng diet eh.

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  57. Why isn't the owner of this blog writing an article about Uma Khouny who's residing now in NYC. The former Big Brother participant lives a gay lifestyle, pretends to be straight, works minimum as a barista, and has a Filipino partner who moved him in a fancy high rise condo in Manhattan which he pretends to rent himself splashing it all over twitter. Question is does he even have proper documentation to reside in this country?

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  58. Baka naka Xenical ang prinsepe ng kapeng barako. Hehe

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