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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Pleasuring His Lover

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Their love story started out like a scene from a teenage movie. He was a well-sought after celebrity (AC) in his field, who has had his own share of intrigues despite not really part of show business. She was, a refreshing personality (RP), who rose to fame by doing the rounds of fantasy dramas. AC merely asked RP out publicly, and RP responded positively. From that first date, they became inseparable. Despite their busy schedules and sometimes, physical distance from each other, AC and RP managed to build a special relationship.

However, there was a very personal problem that cropped up in the course of their relationship. For males born in the Philippines, certain customs are followed for religious and medical reasons. Since AC was raised abroad, he was spared from the traditional practice, but RP felt uncomfortable with that idea. Hence, RP encouraged AC to undergo the procedure. She even went with him to the hospital when he had to go under the knife, so to speak. With modern laser technology, RP missed out the fun of wearing balloon skirts and staying still for some days until the wound completely healed. Within a few days, AC was back to his routine, while RP was happier that AC finally had it done.

Incidentally, one of the conditions RP set before any marriage plans with AC was that procedure. Well, AC was eager to please.

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281 comments:

  1. c batang asawa at anghel dela gwardiya!!

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    1. PL as in polline loona!

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    2. philip salbadoor and rio lokseen!

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    3. AC is ann curtain while RP is robin padilya

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    4. C Jovit Moya ba ito?

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  2. asong gala at si lobo! :D

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  3. Si Lobo at ang Azkal!

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  4. Hahaha lakas ng tawa ko!!

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  5. AC... batang-asawa
    RP... Loba (babaeng lobo)
    hulahoop lng...

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  6. Mala-anghel ba ang mukha ni batangjowa?

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  7. Fil Batang-Asawa at mala-Anghel Lowk-sin

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  8. Azkal and Lobo :)

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  9. whos this? di ko alam to

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  10. Pilyong Mister!!!!

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  11. Taong lobo - alwina
    Azkals yun na

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  12. ac = lobo
    rp = batang asawa

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  13. Azkal and Lobo.

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  14. i love angel and phil young hubby..

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  15. Si batang-asawa at yung babaeng lobo.. Harhar

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  16. Ay nagpatuli sa ngalan ng pag ibig :D

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  17. well, infairness kay gurlash, kailangan talaga magpatuli ang guy pag nasa tropical country. it's all about hygiene. my guess would have to be archangel and oldhubby.

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  18. Red Angel and batang asawa

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  19. AC - azkals
    RP - anghel

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  20. ang lobo at ang aso! oh well..di naman big deal mashado ang pagiging potsu lalo pa galing sya sa ibang bansa. kultura lang talaga nating mga pinoy.

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    1. True! Di sila pinipilit na mgpatuli unlike dito sa atin. I have a cousin who is half brit and raised in UK, he was only circumsized when he entered the military.

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  21. Phil-ippines OldHusband?

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  22. Talaga? Haha! Nawala si darna sa twitter. Why kaya?

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  23. Its my 1st time to comment i hope I get it right ...
    AC -Azkals
    RF- Unofficially yours :)

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    1. Boy perstaym ikaw ba yan?

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    2. Kailangan pa ba talaga ipaalam kung 1st time mag comment? 1st time tapos anonymous naman, ano kaya yon? :D

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  24. david beckham and his angel

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  25. well, the guy must really love the girl for agreeing to do that! :)

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  26. si filian ba toh?

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  27. rp - imortal
    ac - azkal

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  28. batang asawa at anghel de la guardya?

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  29. Eager to be a husband to please his superwoman wife. Ibig sabihin may something-something na nangyayari #wasbornyesterday

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  30. hahaha nakakaloka! sino sila?! oh well, hindi naman pala kasi practice sa kanila yung ganun. proud ako sa kanya ha, ginawa niya talaga yun for his girl. super love niya siguro talaga si girl. bongga ka girl! haba ng hair mo, ikaw na talaga! hahahaha

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  31. Nagpatuli si Azkal para kay Lobo . hang sweet

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  32. di ko mahulaan :(

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  33. Omgosh! Ang galing mo nman FP! Ikaw na! Imagine pati ang papatuli ni ASO nalaman mo! Ikaw na tlaga! Hehe ---BAKLANG MANICURISTA

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    1. Pwes ako DUDA na kay FP! How did he find out? Bka may hidden camera na siya sa mga ta-artits haha kainget ka FP! Haha lab yah!

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    2. Mismo bang sya nagkwento? Or nagpa kita sayo ang bertud ni Batang asawa? Kaloka ka FP! Bwhahaha

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    3. Atleast sure tyo na ang anak ni ate V ay circumsized din diba?

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    4. Baka parang mala-gossip girl aka Georgina lang si FP. Maraming alagad!

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    5. teh Anon 12:44Am, ang anak ni ate V ay may flower noh

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  34. Is this the football player and Darna?

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  35. ang batang asawa Jolina!!!!wahaha

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  36. Ac - football player????
    Rp - angel

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  37. AC- Azkal player ; RP- babaeng lobo
    Procedure: Circumcision :))) lol

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  38. c dyosa and the fat kid inside ba itey?

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    1. nakow! may naligaw....hehehe

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  39. immortal and azkal?

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  40. Lobo and the askal.

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  41. Philippine Angel

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  42. Enchanted Dee - mukhang di nmn sya T--i eh

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  43. Isang aso at isang lobo. Mga hayop sila

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    1. Congrats! May medal ka! Ilang taon kang bumagsak sa grade 5? Hahaha

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  44. Ang Anghel at ang football. Bow. kaya lang i wonder what the procedure was.

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  45. AC = pilyong husband
    RP = dating ibon na naging darna na naging lobo

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  46. Babaeng Lobo at Pilyong Husband

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  47. sagabal ang foreskin sa ipin.

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    1. LAughing my ass off!

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    2. hahahaha baka laughing my ass out hahahaha...

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    3. Hahahahaha!!! Holy kamote!!! Hahahahaha!!! Ang tawa ko to the max level!!!

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  48. sino itong nabigyan ng german cut?

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  49. Darna's young husband

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  50. Engelbert Roughskin and Feel YinYangWifey

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  51. DARNA AT AZKAL! sana tama.. hehehe

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  52. Batang jowa at ang Lobo?

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  53. Pilyong Asawa at Alwina :D

    ~katz

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  54. AC -- Phil batangasawa
    RP -- Anghel

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  55. Azkal player and unofficialy yours!

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  56. Si lobo at si goal striker!

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  57. Is this the red anghel na niyaya sa twitter ni fil batang-ama na magdate.. Deny to death p din cla till now kaya..hmmpp

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  58. Anghel at askal!

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  59. Si Lobo at isa sa magkapatid ng football players

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  60. Ang lobo at ang batang-asawa...

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  61. AC-SOY SAUCE BOY
    RP-LOBO

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  62. Wolf and mongrel

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  63. "He was a well sought after celebrity (AC) in his field" as in footbal field? hehe

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  64. Nakakatuwa naman sila filipins at darna

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  65. ang batang asawa ng anghel?

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  66. AC: footballer who has a brother footballer in the same team?
    RP: alwina?

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    1. footballer talaga?

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    2. footballer tlga hahaha.. may B.I akong nabasa na si girl ata napapabalitang buntis.. I'm not sure though kung siya un.. pero karamihan ang sabi si lobo raw.. FP bka alam mo rin un.sana hnd si lobo..not this time...

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    3. Anonymous June 23, 2012 1:59 AM Yes, "footballer" is actually a commonly used word in countries where football is the #1 sport...but maybe not in America; they do prefer calling football "soccer" after all. Just FYI, in case you were trying to be a grammar nazi kay Anonymous June 23, 2012 12:27 AM

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  67. Felipe Batang-asawa? hula lang.

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    1. tumama rin ako. hahahaha. nice!

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  68. Aspin ang bato! Darna!

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  69. Ang pilyong husband ng dating darna at taong ibon... :D

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  70. The football guy and the wolf gurl..

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  71. naku pareho eto sa BI ng remate nung June 11 na sinulat ni pete ampoloqiuo! so it must be true kasi na-BI din dito!

    AC - PY
    RP - AL

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    1. sinetch si pete ampalaya?

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    2. hahahaha, ateng, pareho tayong sumusubaybay kay ampoloquio. kalerqui ang mga BI niya

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  72. 'young' askal & anghel?

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  73. angelous? philemon?

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  74. Wow naman how sweet naman nyan parang i!! would do anything for love! Ang haba ng hair mo sabel!!

    Pero kasal na agad? Wala ba public admission? Haha.

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    1. May BI c ogie diaz sa parazzi buntis na young actress. Somehow the clues point to lobo. Check nyo.

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    2. Cge check mo, naisip mo eh

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    3. Oh yeah i've read about it... ang hula nga nila si lobo.. Hopefully not her... FP can u please investigate about this hehehehe.tnx FP!!

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    4. what? Preggy siya? kaya pala parang mataba siya tingnan sa isang cover ng mag if this is true ha.

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    5. hindi raw si lobo kasi young actress. hindi na naman young actress ang category ni lobo.

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  75. PHILip Morris ba to,na youngjowa ni darna?

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  76. AC = Pilyong Batang Asawa
    RP = Anghel sya

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  77. ang lobo at ang futbolista. so tuli na pala sya ngayon. ayaw siguro ni lobo ng me amoy. baho kaya non lalo na't naipon. hahahah

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  78. Hahaha :) #10 woot!!!! - J

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  79. WOW naman, hahaha lahat kaya ng Azkals supot? chos

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    1. Hahahha ... Magturo ba? Lol alin alin ang naiba? Isipin kung alin ang naiba?

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    2. malaki ang chance na yung kapatid niya hindi pa circumcised.

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  80. Pilyong husband at ang anghel :)

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  81. procedure: two lee
    ac: hubby of young phil
    rp: balloon angel

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  82. A basta, I still supot, I mean SUPPORT, the Philippine footy doggiez! LOL

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  83. Getting under the knife is the most stupid thing to do... if only i had a choice i will not do it. I mean its my body but i cant decide about it? Sana hayaan na lang ng magulang na mag decide ang mga anak nila for themselves.. its another form of bullying. Well, kung malinis ka sa katawan mo.. it doesnt matter kung supot ko or tuli. I work in a medical setting and wala ako nakikitang masama if supot ang isang lalaki. Its more of tribal ceremonies.. Worldwide siguro 75% are uncut specially sa most european countries.

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    1. nasa bible kasi yun at pina-practice hangang ngayon ng mga katoliko. maski sa quran nandun din. kaya lahat ng mga muslim tuli. in the US, majority of men ay tuli. pero mga europeans & latinos, lahat naman supot. base na sa kultura nila.

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    2. Around the world? I dont think all catholics do it. Pero i think all muslims and jews do as part of religion. Sa atin its more of a rite of passage, from boyhood to manhood. Pero di ba may health benefits din yun esp in preventing aids. Also i dont think majority of men in the US are tuli altho maraming jewish americans. Pero di ba mas magandang tingnan naman talaga pag tuli? Aminin!

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    3. ^ And your point is? Sorry, I don't get the idea of your response to 12:47.

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    4. Cge edi wag ka mag pa tuli. Pede naman ibalik yun eh. Diba sabi mo nasa medical field ka? Ang lalake nga pede na mag ka vagina eh!

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    5. isipin na lang nya na he's doing it for good hygiene

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    6. may galit ka sa parents mo dahil ipinatuli ka? come on! that was years ago for sure, masakit pa ba kaya galit ka? hahaha!

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    7. it's in the bible, if you believe in the words of
      the Bible then it is your obligation to God
      to be circumcised, one time obligation nga lang yan tapos hind pa magawa ng marami. Dapat kasi i explain ng simbahan ang tungkol dyan para lahat ng Kristyano ano man ang religion eh magpatuli by the age of 7

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    8. Anonymous June 23, 2012 12:47 AM I love the way you think.

      AnonymousJune 23, 2012 8:56 AM Di ka pa nakuntento sa child indoctrination, kailangan may mutilation involved din?

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    9. To Anonymous june 23 2012 2:46 am, from Anonymous june 23 2012 2:15 am, sorry naman po nakalimutan lang itype na response yun kay Anonymous june 23 2012 1:46 am. Sorry po kung na stress ko kayo. Tao lang po nagkakamali. Di na po mauulit.

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  84. Its a fact that Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Indians, Thais etc.) European (British, Italian, French, Dutch etc.) Australian, Latinos are not practicing circumcision. Some Americans (Caucasian), Israel (because of religion Judaism), Filipinos are hardcore fanatics of circumcision.

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  85. Sweet naman ni AC! =)))

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  86. ANGHEL AT BATANGMISTER
    MYGAD. SO PANU SI BROTHERHOOD NIA? GANUN DIN? EWW.

    -TINDERA NG GULAMAN

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  87. Ang anghel na lobo at ang feeling asong kalye.. ***

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  88. Pleasuring HIs Lover. You're so smart, FP.

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  89. Bkt alm mo? Haha lol.. KalerQui

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    1. Yeng and lloydie? Haha ansabe?

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    2. I think they are the surnames .. hehe

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  91. He's an athletic y. husband. RP - A. She's an angel. Kaloka naman 'to, FP! Windang ako! =))

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  92. hhhh...yung 36-24-34 sa paningin ni andrew e... hehehehh...

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    1. ang nakakagulat ay nakikinig ka ng music ni andrew e! Lol

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  93. really?!? del barrio and direk did have a ---? grabeee that guy!

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    1. what the what??? what the heck are u talking about??

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    2. Ansabe? I have two words for u!

      Ang labo mo!

      --Melanie!

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    3. Yung totoo, bakit naligaw ang comment mo?! LOL ****

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  94. Fiiiian and Lobo!!!

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  95. Nacacaloca an BI na etech!!!

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  96. Question: Yung kuya kaya nya ganun din? Just wondering.

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  97. wow. yung dating BI dito lumalabas na parang ginagamit lang si asong gala ni lobo for publicity. sabi iba ang pinupusuan ni lobo. ngayon gumaganito na sila. nice.

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  98. Si Darna at si Azkal

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  99. He did it for LOVE!!! PhilGel :)

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  100. If this really happened, this seems such a strange request from the girl. Why such a big deal for her?

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  101. PHILLY CHEESESTEAK AT ISANG ANGEL HULOG NG LAGIT =)

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  102. And now she is officially yours...:(

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  103. Aww di na potSu! bwahaha

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  104. ang babaeng lumobo ang katawan

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  105. kaloka naman ang mga tao dito, its not an issue its but natural sa isang lalaki. anong masama at nag-re react kayo? mga bitter at haters ang mga taong to c'mmon get a life!

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  106. eh ano naman ngayon? walang masama sa ginawa nila KUNG TOTOO man..

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  107. Supot ... Literally, supot sya ng mga mikrobyo, naiipon don after mag number one ang supot na guy. Syempre, yung urine may natitira don sa foreskin at tumutubo ang bacteria. Esp kung di naman mahygiene ekek amg guy. Yukkers. Never tried and dont wanna try ever.

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    1. sa states di naman uso yan.

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  108. nakakabilib naman si BATANG ASAWA at sobrang mahal nya si LOBO kya nya nagawang magpatuli sa ganyang age

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  109. Good decision, lobo! Tama naman yan! :)

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  110. Goodbye, Mr. Foreskin!

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  111. eh paano naman nalaman ni lobo na --- si azkal!!! just asking lol..

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    1. hellow. i bet you were so born yesterday.

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  112. Bongga! In the name of love nga naman! Arf arf. Sorry sakanya, aral si atey, so ang player ay nakahanap ng katapat nyang mas player pa sakanya, kaya napapasunod sya ng bonggels.

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  113. ang babaeng LOBO at ang asong kalye...hehe

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  114. I feel bad for the footballer. If the girl really loves him, then she should've known better than pressuring him into committing genital mutilation. What did she expect from dating someone who wasn't born in the Philippines anyway? Wake up people, being supot doesn't mean you're kadiri. In the end, it still depends on how hygienic the guy is. Tayo, we're also supot if we compare ourselves to some African women who believe in female circumcision, but does that mean we're automatically kadiri and disease-ridden compared to them? Male circumcision just happens to be a tradition we can't get rid of here in the Philippines. And of course, it also boosts our men's self-esteem when they get circumcised kasi they think they're manlier than uncircumcised foreigners, when really, making fun of someone for being supot is like laughing at someone who chooses to keep a long hair. Nasa pangangalaga pa din yan. But that's just my opinion. :)

    p.s.
    I do hope mr. footballer and his gf will last, kasi he can't get his foreskin back.

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    1. hahahahaha! PWEDE! foreskin restoration! :)

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  115. ang swerte naman ng--- kay mr fil-brit guy. parang gusto ko na tuloy maging doctor echos!

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    1. teh, gurangis ka na para mag med school

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  116. Obviously si Soccer boy batang asawa at Immortal. --- naman kasi pag hindi circumcised.

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  117. so does this means, they're super serious a may plans na for the future?

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  118. That's love! Happy for them!

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  119. Nagpatuli In The Name of Love hahahahaha kakalokah!

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  120. HE MUST LOVE HER SO MUCH. RAPUNZEL NA NAMAN SI LOBO GIRL. HABA NG HAIR. GUSTO KO YAN, GAGAWIN LAHAT PRA SA PAG IBIG! WOOOOHOOOOOO

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  121. akala ko si simon atkins na ee! buti na lang! :)

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  122. Kasi naman, dapat sa US na lang sila nagpunta para walang intriga. Ang mga Pinoy sa medical field ay madalas mag-violate ng confidentiality. Tingnan nyo nga ang Comedy King, ipinost pa sa FB ng nanay ng doktor ang tungkol dito.

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  123. salamat, may quality ang comment ngayon. hay, to each his own. trip niya to please his gf. eh, si kuya kaya ahm sumunod sa cutting?

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