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Saturday, June 16, 2012

Embittered Behavior of the Diva

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When the heavyset diva (HD) agreed to join a low budget musical, the production was elated because someone of HD’s calibre can add value to the show. Although HD does not have as many fans, she is a well-respected performer, and certainly can bring in an audience. But unfortunately, the production people were disappointed at the attitude of HD. They felt that HD should not be as demanding as she knew from the start that the production was running on a limited budget. The other performers who had international exposure did not show any qualms unlike HD.

First, HD complained about how she did not like the food served to them. Wanting to please her, the staff bought her food. When the food was served, HD said she already had someone buy the food she liked. Second, the stage manager got peeved when the road manager of HD insisted on implementing their own stage direction. The SM instructed her to enter at stage right but the RM said HD preferred entering from the left side. Then, HD asked why she was made to wait in the wings. It was explained to her that the performer on stage still had a couple of songs left before her turn. Third, the RM and HD insisted they handle their own playback. The crew could not argue and gave in to their request. HD went onstage and sang but the playback was wrong. Finally, HD left even before the finale number without saying goodbye to the production team.

These incidents earned HD a new monicker among the production, “balyenang mal-edukada,” which fits her whale-sized attitude.

Can you identify who HD is? Please abide by the RULES in writing comments if you want me to post them. Initials and comments that are too explicit will not be accepted.

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176 comments:

  1. Star eskaparate

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    1. i remember in one of her interviews she said her most embarrassing moment was walking on stage at CCP fully naked in front of an audience made up mostly of high school students. imagine the trauma those kids suffered.

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    2. Bakit si Star Escalator? kasikatan ba sya para mag PEG ng ganun?? Taray naman ng drama nya..sus!

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  2. Star escalation!

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  3. unang hula: Jaya?

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    1. Una ka na mali! Toink!

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    2. Wala ngang premyo ang mauna!!!

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    3. Kainit ng ulo ang mga itetch! Gus2 mo mauna sa hukay?

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    4. asa ka teh ikaw ang una?

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    5. Bwahaha ayan kasi! Iniglish lang ang first!

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    6. baka naman unang hula nya lang... may pangalawa pa syang hula... hahaha!!!

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    7. wala nman siya sinabing first commenter siya eh, sabi niya ang first guess niya ay si jaya.

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    8. mga ateng ang sinabi unang hula hindi una sya.kayo talaga hb agad.

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    9. Wala na bang pagibig sa puso mo ...

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    10. mga nganga!unang hula lang naman ang sinabi, hindi unang komento

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  4. is dis heavy
    None-tte Embiyerna?

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    1. layo naman. magdidiva-divahan pa ba yon eh 80's pa ang donya show nya...lipas na panahon nya

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  5. Hahahahaha walang VINAtvat! LOL

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    1. Heavyset diva nga, meaning... DAMBUHALA!

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    2. iba ang heavyset sa masculado lol

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    3. At tumawa pa ang nagcomment. Asa ka na tama??? VINAka bobita ka teh!

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  6. karen carpenter?

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    1. heavy set singer nga eh...hindi toothpick!

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  7. An escalating star perhaps? :)

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  8. twinkle twinkle little star.

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  9. Is she the "star"?

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  10. Reaching the Star through an Escalator. Yun na!

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    1. Pag mataba, agad agad si donya buding na???

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  12. ito po ba si Star Escalator?

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  13. bilangin ang mga bituin sa langit

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  14. Sino itech? Si Septic Tank Girl ba itech? O si Ex ni Bad Boy in the 90's?

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  15. Starry starry night!!!

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  16. Star Skelan...

    -SassyAngel

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  17. HD: Inventor of choconut :)) Google it!

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    1. Huh? Totoo ba to? Parang mabait nman si Donya buding diba?

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  18. twinkle twinkle little,errr..big star!

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  19. Gumanap n siya bilang Kim

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    1. nope it's definitely no lea..

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  20. kung ako na lang sana!:)

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  21. Si Star ESCAndalosang gaLANTE, xD

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  22. Sayang! I like her as a singer. I think her attitude catapulted her career downwards. Isang STAR na wala nang ningning. :(

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    1. catapult di ba pataas yun? just askin. :)

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    2. Makagamit lang si ateng ng "catapult" hahaha

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    3. tama, catapult means to move at great speed hindi lng pataaas

      catapulted past participle, past tense of cat·a·pult (Verb)
      Verb
      Hurl or launch (something) in a specified direction with or as if with a catapult.
      Move suddenly or at great speed as though hurled by a catapult: "the horse catapulted away from the fence".

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  23. nakakababa ng Morales ng mga kasama niya?

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    1. Teh. di naman balyena un.. Si Star (in Tagalog) ang tinutukoy dito

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  24. Replies
    1. corny...mag-post ba ng ilang beses?

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    2. Baka upakan ka nyan... masterstreetfighter eh... lol xD

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    3. i think this is in reference to a bubble gang skit

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  25. Ay naalala ko... Sa isang facility, tinanong pa niya ang isang staff kung di ba sya kilala. Eh hindi talaga sya kilala nung staff , imbyerna yata sya. Sayang naman. Wag muna mag diva at isang palapag lang naman ang lamang niya kay french dee.

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  26. Star S. Calan. te.

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  27. ah, si Etchoserang Bakla! Diba?

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  28. vina morales sa rock of ages...

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    1. ganun? kahit mali ang guess, complete name pwedeng i-post? kalowkah!

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    2. Kaya nga pinost ni fp kc maling mali.

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  29. hmmm si "star" and the place where James Yap is from "esca..."

    Am I right F?

    Kique

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  30. yung ex ni bad boy d nman balyena.sbi ni krizzy si bituing walang ningning dw.

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  31. hay 101% si B Escaparate itey. nagtweet na ang dyosa ng twitter -> krizzy

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  32. kung ako na lang sana ang yong minahal! thanks fp i read your blog everyday! addicting!

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  33. Fp, i think matutuwa pa sha na na BI mo sha. Am

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  34. ang star na kulay green ang kili-kili kaloka! nilumot na ata sa pagka-kili-killer juzme!

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  35. akala ko ba nasa amerika na sha? di ba nag-audition sa American Idol ito years ago at sa audition pa lang, cut na!

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    1. si carol banawa yata yon teh

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  36. Siya na nga ang NAGWAGI! Pwede siyang nanay ni Lovely ng Protegee...

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    1. galing mo. natawa ako sa comment mo Anon 3:43am. oo nga ano hehehe magkahawig sila ni Lovely

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  37. umiistar si escaparate, ala na ngang face value, feelinggera pa!

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  38. hmm... ano kayang production to?

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  39. Replies
    1. wasted space ha...haste makes waste, so next time, reviewhin muna bago i-send

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  40. Kung ako na lang sana ang 'yong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa. Kung ako na lang sana ang 'yong minahal, 'di ka na muling luluha paaaa...

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  41. B. Escalator!!! :)

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  42. It says "first comment" not "first to comment"!

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  43. Isa siyang bituin na matatagpuan sa negros

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  44. I soooo love her song... hayyyyy.. kung ako na lang sana ang 'yong minahal :/

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  45. Star ESCALATor LOL!

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  46. I googled the comments,if she is 'star' in tagalog... hellloooo, i dont know her at all, as in, her name doesn't even ring a bell so she has no right to act as a diva.pakisabi, magpasikat muna sya bago sya umarte ng ganun,kahit mga kaibigan ko , sabi, sino yun? FP, pls publish this, ok :)

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    1. Taray! Pag di mo kilala di na sikat. Ganooon??? :D

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    2. dati syang singer sa asap and she's a good singer, very edgy ang voice nya..ah well next blind item :)

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  47. between skull anté?

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  48. Imperness, I like the way Star carries her heavyset body. Walang pakels sa bilbils. Rampa kung rampa ang lola! :-)

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  49. Who is managing now? Isn't it that she was under Star Magic before? What happened?

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  50. Arrived ka na, 'teh! Na- FP ka, day! Sure bukas pag-uusapan ka na sa D Buzz! KKLK

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  51. Star escalator, na mukhang manlulupa. yun nah!

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  52. Ang B. ESKAPARATE sa laki.. Because of her Diva attitude kaya siguro LA ocean deep na din sya.

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  53. She is very talented, sana makabalik uli siya :-)

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  54. I saw her one time in a grocery somewhere south, mejo suplada nga ang lola. Pero I admit, she really gets attention.

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    1. Siguro when you're that big and fugly, mahirap ka talagang iignore

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  55. I hope the politics of showbiz will be gone for good. And that the truly talented will be made to shine like real Stars :-)

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  56. wow ang galing niyo naman! how did you get the answer from the clue?! ang naisip ko kasi agad si Megatron, kaso hindi daw sikat, so ang naisip ko next e yung nanalo sa Philippine Idol, pero parang nasaan na nga ba un?! so ang sumunod e si French Fries, pero parang hindi naman kasi mabait naman un e! never ko tlaga naisip itong babaitang ito!!!

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    1. Madali lang yan, 'teh. FP is addicting. Tataas IQ mo dito. Lol!

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    2. naku, ang nanalo sa Phil Idol na si MM, parang hindi nagkacareer. sayang ang talent niya. this BI person has connections so it was easier for her to get into the music scene.

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    3. Funny your comment! Nasa title ang iniials ng B.I.. Pinapahirapan pa ang sarili. May Megatron-megatron at French Fries ka pang nalalaman.. Ang layo-layo mo sa kabihasnan fren! Hahahahahaha

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  57. S Sherene Reyes din, asan na kaya yun? Small but terrible naman yun. Love her :)

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    1. ay nasa amerika na si sheryn regis, ang babaeng salat sa height pero nag-uumapaw sa boses

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    2. naguumapaw sa kabaduyan at ka OAyan sa pagkanta!

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  58. star? Balyenang MalEdukada?... sure na sure na & FOR THE WIN --- NEGA STAR

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  59. I am not surprised about this bi, medyo may attitude prob nga si ate star. Nakasabay ko yan sa elevator once sa rcbc plaza sa makati. Since walang pumapansin sa kanya, papansin ang lola mo, lakas ng voice sa elevator para tingnan kung sino nagsasalita. Although alam namin kung sini sya, probably nairita mga tao sa lift kasi papanchin nga di naman talaga sikat, so hanggan bumaba sya ng lift walang pumandin sa kanya.. Medyo di kasi sya kagandahan and mataba, and buhaghag ang buhok, kulang sa hot oil.. Hehehe

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  60. At dahil sa bi na ito, sisikat na sya.. :-) pls publish fp.. I love you! Mwah! :-)

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    1. hahahahahahahahaha....hindi ka nagwagi, pero ikaw ang nasawi!

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  62. Bakit naman may attitude si Star? Ang pangit nang mukha at katawan, pati attitude pangit din.

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    1. dahan dahan ka teh, sobra ka namang makapagsabi na ang pangit ng mukha?

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    2. Ate Star, is that you?:)

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    3. hindi. si kimmy toh!

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    4. haha nakakatawa tong mga banat nyo.. pero true chakaness naman tlaga c ate star..

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  63. totoo to? pramiz?
    i so like her voice

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  64. si ate wala pa rin pinagbago. i knew her when she's not yet famous. even nung semikalbo (oo nauso to dati) and payat pa sya, papansin na sya. didn't anyone tell her na divas are so 90's. magaling ka nga pero kung ganyan attitude mo, wala pa rin. hanggan one hit wonder ka lang.

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    1. Wait a minute - so you mean at some point payat sya?!

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    2. oo payat pa si ate nun

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  65. EMELDA PAPIN. PAK

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  66. C Star nga na hindi nag escalate

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  67. kung si star nga eto,nakaka disappoint talaga. dapat talaga alamin kung may horror stories ang singer na kukunin nila. pangit na nga ang itsura, pangit pa ugali. madaming belters out there, hindi siya nag-iisa.

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  68. Anong play? Wala si star sa bato ng lahat ng edad

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  69. Kung ako na lang sana ang iyong minahal! Nako nako inday. Sayang ang talent kung ugali any panget! :p

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  70. kapamilya, kapuso o kapatid? clue please.

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  71. I feel bad for her because she's really talented. And I think with showbiz being nice to the crew goes a long way.

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  72. Nasa initials ng title ung bi...mga te..si kimmy dora at temple of kyeme ito....theatre actress ito

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    1. yan din ang unang hula ko ateng pero musical eh

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    2. pero teh, sabi sa BI konti lang daw ang fans ni HD. for sure malaki ang following ni kimmy kaya hindi sya ito. tsaka malamang masyado na syang busy para tumanggap pa ng small prod.

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    3. ateng hindi naman yata balyena si kimmy dora..d b?

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    1. DIVA nga di ba? Pa KIMMY DORA KIMMy DORA kapa jang nalalaman..

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    2. Si Kimy Dora yan! May movie musicale sila ni Boy Pickup soon! Kapag sinabing "diva," kailangan ba yung bumibirit? Puwede namang diva as in "prima donna" e.

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  75. Nakoh, hanggat walang nagsasabi kung anong musical eh kahit sino dito pwede kasi matataba silang lahat.

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  76. B------ walang ningning!

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  77. Between the Escalator?

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  78. KIMMY DORA nga! Confeerrmeed! May musical movie sila ng husband ni songbird featuring the songs of Apo Hiking Society.

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    1. teh bitter ka lang kay Kimmy

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    2. pero low cost daw ang production sa BI. kung nandun si boy pick up and kimmy, parang malaki ang budget ng tinutukoy mo.

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    3. another thing...you said she will be in a musical MOVIE pero THEATER act ang tinutukoy sa BI

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  79. "Heavyset Diva". Eugene Domingo wasn't even that fat a few years back.
    "Stage production". Eugene has a "movie" musical called Doo Bi Doo Bidoo. Her stage production is a play called Bona.
    "Does not have many fans". Check out Kimmy Dora 2's box office gross.

    If only people will just read properly...

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  80. Si Eugenia Sunday ang first guess ko..pero parang si Star nga..

    Pero in fairness kay Star, kahit chararat siya, gustung gusto ko ang voice nya :)

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  81. Between Escalator

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  82. last to comment haha :))

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    1. hahaha bago na ang uso ngayon! hahahahah hindi na first! hahahahaha

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    2. LOL na LOL!

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  83. Ang point diyan, "Umasta ng ayon sa ganda". Maraming ganyan, may talent sana, may attitude naman! Sayang

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    1. eh di sakto sya sa batas. hindi sya kagandahan kaya hindi din maganda ang ugali haha!

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  84. -ituin Escaparate!

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  85. True ka ateng..nakatabi namin ng table yan sa isang resto sa eastwood, taas noong pumasok me mineet na mga friends at ang boses kala mo naka megaphone..kala mo kagandahan kung umasta, pramis!

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  86. i dont think this is star.forever na siyang nag the-theater,pati family niya nasa atheater world din.she's a member of TAG (theater actors guild) at lahat ng friends niya ay thespians.she's really nice and down to earth.never naman siya nagdiva-diva-han sa mga plays or performances nya.

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  87. Manilyn Reynes?..

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  88. It's KIMMYDORA guys. She's having a theatre act soon. Title is BONA, you can search for it. She'll be having a movie-musica entitled 'I Do Bidoo Bidoo'l come May together with Ogie,Zsazsa,Gary,Sam Concepcion,Tippy (all singers) so she can claim the 'Diva' title. Hope this helps. :)

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  89. Check on the BI's title. You can see Kimmydora's initials. Diva sya dahil kumakanta naman sya kahit college pa in UP. Kasali sya sa mga theater plays and kumanta na sya Sa Ang babae sa Septic tank remember? May movie din sya with ogie-gary-zsazsa na tribute to APO so musical movie itey. Low-budget ang production kasi play sa CCP title ay Bona.

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