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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

He was Just So Loud

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During a solemn school activity, this politician was standing at the back of the venue, holding an unlit cigar and talking non-stop to his friends. His voice was just so loud that it was echoing across the hall. He only lowered his voice when he heard some of the parents go shhh! 

When the activity was finally over, he rushed outside to light his cigar. The students that were coming out of the venue had to cover their nose because they could not stand what they were smelling.

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67 comments:

  1. Fp, some clues please. This one's a hard b.i. :)

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  2. I believe his initials are in the title =)

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  3. first thing that comes into my mind was the husband of the mother of maria la del bario. :)

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  4. Si walang wang wang lang ang alam kong hindi maka-tagal na di nagyoyosi... even broke aviation rules, but no one filed charges because he is the top man. But could be a different politician though.

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  5. is the politician the husband of an actress with red diaries?hehehehe...

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  6. i think you are talking about this politician from the south. medyo mayabang talaga yan! when his 1st wife died hindi man lang naglabas ng pera yan para magbayad sa hospital and funeral bills! he let his wife's parents pay for everything! pero grabe nya gastusan ang 2nd wife(starlet trophy wife) nya. we used to call him "kupal" behind his back.

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  7. the most number of absent in the congress! :)

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  8. hay naku ito yun nakapangasawa ng sexy star na mas matangkad pa sa kanya! ang balita nga ng mga friends ng asawa nya eh dyutay ang putotoy nito! :)

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  9. ahhhh... heto ang pandak na politician na malihig umabsent!

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  10. this dwarf size politician sold his harley davidson motorcycle to my friend bacause his feet cant reach the ground whenever he is riding it. thats how short this guy is. im just guessing trophy wife must be very dissapointed in the bedroom. wink! :)

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  11. bansot! dwende! laman lupa!

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  12. juls-ko! Ano ba naman yan!

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  13. kung ang title ay initials ni politician, malamang ito yung asawa ng dating sexy actress na may kapatid na katatapos lang ng show sa ka-heart station. maingay at madaldal yun kahit sa mga interview nya at kilalang laging absent sa trabaho. tama kaya ako?

    Ms. D

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  14. Talk about role models

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  15. Small white leprechaun i believe. Louder than his wife who was once an actress. I just hate husbands who talks more than their wives.

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  16. ...and why should we be moved??? next!

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  17. Mallet ba toh at weirdo na wala pang anak till now?

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  18. Ito ba ay punggok and may wife na starlet na mas matangkad sa kanya?

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  19. ts in the title! if im not mistaken, this loud and short politician is an absentee congressman.. the hubby of A who portrays the mother of maria, the barrio lass

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  20. oct 12. 6:53am// may anak na siya sa una niyang asawa, si sexy star ata ang may problema.

    123

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  21. the initial of the palaabsent na politician is of course on the title. . Thanks FP!

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  22. eto ba ung parang becky magsalita???? hahahha! super pandak nito!

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  23. hahahahhahahaha asawa ng dating sexy starlet na nasa barrio ni maria... hehehehehe

    siguro kasi malaki naman ang kaniyang family jewels, kaya hindi dapat less ang dead ma sa kaniya hahahahaha

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  24. si mini me:) hehe.. sa isang party ng friend ng bro ko, nandun si wifey nya, grabe nya laitin, pag humihirit si wifey, " Stupid!, you don't know that?", oh well.. kawawa si wifey, parang wala na lang magawa, kundi tiisin ang liit ng asawa nya

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  25. ang mga readers ng FP, mga socialite..kse nakakasama nila sa sosyalan ang mga politician na katulad nito...daming alam...

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  26. Yung wagas ang botox na mukhang gulat na version ni michael jackson.

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  27. kawawa naman si wife (sexy actress) kc pag may gustong ipabili. un c congressman, naka SAPAk un itsura ng akmay at sasabhin, "ito gusto mo" kawawa kc bugbog sarado kaya bhira makita sa public si wife.

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  28. OMG! kawawa naman si wifey.

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  29. c bansot,palaging absent politician

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  30. Thanks OCT 12, 2011 2:00 AM got the BI. It matches the title.

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  31. Para silang si snow white and the dwarf. Ipakain na lang kaya niya ang mansanas kay dwarf at ng di na magising kung ganyan lagi siya na jojombag. Ganyan daw basta dyotay at bansot kungwari astig. insecure kasi ganda yata ni misis.

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  32. kawawa naman si red diaries nagtatyaga sya kay pandak na panget pa...kaya nya bang tiisin lahat ng panlalait sa kanya dahil lang sa pera.... maganda naman sya at bata pa...

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  33. ito na yata ang pinakamayabang na "laman lupa" na nakilala ko. there was a time when this guy showed up at our car club meet. he got invited since he is also a car afficionado. the whole diners the the restaurant was really annoyed because his was talking really loud about his car collections! he was making yabang about how expensive he got those sport cars and how rich he is! he doesnt have to do that since most of the people there are well off! its soooo uncalled talaga. after that meeting we never invited him again. we avoided like a plague. i just wonder how the wife can withstand this kind of sub-specie.

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  34. si car enthusiast parang linta lang kung magsalita. mukhang katulad ka lang ni wifey, nakapag-asawa lang ng mayaman or baka naman beki ka na feeling shala. lakas ng dating mo, nose bleed ka naman mag english!

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  35. so it's J hubby of A? di ba against ang family nya sa marriage nila b4?

    poor A. sana naman one day ma-realize nya yung worth nya. she's still young..may ibang guys pa dyan girl.

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  36. lagi syang absent sa congress kasi inferior sya sa mga ka-baro nya. the smallest of them all :))

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  37. Mas Bagay sila ni mahal! At least kay mahal magmumukha shang matangkad!

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  38. Oh my! I was there at the same event. Ang ingay nga niya. He stayed in the back with two other politicians. Yes, his initials are in the title.

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  39. I was there at the event you were talking about.. grabe kasing lakas nya boses ng priest! a lot of the guests were annoyed and kept looking at him. but he didn't care. busy talking with other politicians. sila pa ang super noisy

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  40. Re: October 12, 2011 10:07 AM

    OMG! That's so horrible. How can he belittle (pun not intended) his wife like that! Kawawang girl!! I wonder what she sees in him!

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  41. He is loud 'coz he's trying to compensate for his small stature eh towering over him si young wife...vertically challenged ang becky na ito. Trophy wife to hide his other hilig. Para nga ito on d kasi laging dilat na dilat at mataray ang lolo mo. Si wifey hindi mahilig sa designer bags kundi computer games ang hilig sa barrio.

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  42. Parang may disorder ang taong toh.... Actually Hindi parang....talagang meron.

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  43. I saw them together in my son's school before.
    Napaka-quiet ni girl and very pretty. I dunno about the guy though, he wasn't talking then but he sure was short, hanggang balikat lang ata nung girl?

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  44. Short men have big egos.

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  45. ikaw ba yan, julio? :0)

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  46. natikman ko na rin ang kayabangan nitong bansot na ito dahil sa debate sa RH Bill. Pinagyabang niya sa akin na mataas daw ang IQ niya, MENSA qualified daw siya. wala namang relasyon yong IQ niya sa usapan.

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  47. may teleserye sa kapuso ngayon and wife ng poloitician

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  48. insecure talaga ang bonsai na ito! kung ako si wifey, hihiwalayan ko ito no! walang binatbat!! dapat kay bonsai, gumawa na lang ng furnitures sa barrio ni maria para may silbi!

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  49. may teleserye sa kapuso ngayon and wife

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  50. poor xavier school event...

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  51. poor X School event...

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  52. Kung sya ngaun, the wife had their taping for mmk sa hospital namin. Kala nila may TB si wife sa kapayatan and wala rin tigil ang paghithit ng yosi.

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  53. Because he is just too short???????!!!!!!!!

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  54. Kalokang Vakla yang J Bakeshop na yan ha. Uber sa Refine eh nagmukha na syang TRYING HARD, ayan Tuloy vaklita ang tingin sa kanya ng karamihan. Go girl J. Winner ka teh. Nafeature ka na sa FP. Peeping TOM

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  55. true ang chismax na beki sya??? mukhang tinitipid nya ang wife nya, why is she working???

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  56. Baka kaya hindi mabuntis si wife kc wala namang nangyayari sa sex life nila.

    **Tippy**

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  57. wawa naman si wifey. una napanood ko sa tv na kakasala este kakasal sila i was like, "WTF? with that effing midget guy?" sayang si wifey. i think she's nice pa naman, tinagurian pang coca-cola body.

    ~lychee

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  58. I was there at that same event, his wife was seated far far away together with I guess the rest of the family. She kept looking over her shoulder with this shamed but helpless expression. I would be too if my husband was offending the entire congregation. Not only was he loud, he kept gesturing wildly and was wearing a very inappropriate pajama like outfit. I applaud my co-parent who shushed him kahit walang effect. To think it was a major sacrament being performed! Di na nahiya sa bishop!

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  59. Itong ginawa nito ni Shorty ay isang pagpapatunay na hindi porke mataas ang IQ ng isang tao eh lalabas na mabuti at magalang na sya. In SHORT, High IQ does not equal to a high GMRC. Sa yaman nyang yun hindi ba sila mag try IVF o kaya mag growth hormone ng umabot naman sya kahit sa ilong ni Wife nya.

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  60. most short short men are ---NAPOLEONIC!..yung bang they try to compensate for their being vertically challenged by being braggarts....ewan ko ha kung may K ba cya maging mahangin aside from having a trophy wife starlet..

    mama mia

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  61. Yan ang mahirap kun lumaki ng na i-spoil ng magulang.. Nagiging obnoxious at maingay. Akala nila they rule everywhere na bec of the power they have from their barrios.. His loud attitude clearly wont work in manila. Go back to your barrio and dun ka magtatalak! Buti wala ko cyang fb or twitter acct kundi nksama na cya sa nadelete kong papansin at maingay din haha!

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  62. nanlaki naman ang mata ko sa politician na to

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  63. humirit pa minsan to sa NAIA 2 waiting for their flight to the south. something like, bili na lang daw sya ng private jet (kasi i think ayaw niya niyang lumipad commercially). aba, kung kaya mo ba naman eh, why not?

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  64. I believe the gay population of the Philippines included the word " IN FAIRNESS" in the GAY LINGGO dictionary after he used it in an interview.. He said "IN FAIRNESS" like how most gays would say it.. I mean with the GAY accent!!! Hahaha

    NAPOLEON COMPLEX - yup I must agree that most short men have that complex to compensate with their SHORT COMINGS.. :)

    Do I think he's gay?? Most definitely!!! Why would he beat up his "wife" A if he's a real man? I wouldn't even say he should pick on men his own size coz he'd be beating 4th grader boys..

    HE'S GAY!!! :) hahahahaha

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