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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Cocktail Sausage

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This woman I know had an intimate encounter with this certain actor with a beautiful face when he was still single. According to her, the term "cocktail sausage" best describes this actor. She even said that she was so surprised when the whole act was over because she did not feel a thing. 

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71 comments:

  1. Is the beautiful face a clue? as in top 1 most beautiful? Is this J?

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  2. If I say juicy chika, I think this word is not apt for this actor! More clues FP!!! <3

    --- BD

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  3. Beautiful face? Ohmyy J???? bf of S?

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  4. Sure ba si actress na cocktail sausage si actor or baka kailangan lang niya talaga magpa-V-Tight kay Belo? LOL!!!

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  5. this actor is already married..hmmm..

    is this the actor who lives in a Spanish-inspired house in one of the sosy villages in the south?

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  6. I think I heard about this long ago, if he is it. He looks young but quite old na...if he is the one. Unless, this is a younger guy. It is quite late na, have to sleep, have an early appt later

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  7. maliit man,kung mag anak naman pares-pares.kaya nyo yun?

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  8. Dalawa ang kilala kong vienna sausage sa artista eh, Si G and J, na na-BI mo dito recently lang. Sino sakanila? LOL Pero still single, eh single naman ata sila pareho. So baka di sila.

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  9. When he was still single may not necessarily mean married, right? Can be engaged or in a relationship. Sayang naman ang "sausage" factor! He was that bad that he can't even perform in spite of his "shortcoming" kaya she did not feel a thing... or as what was mentioned above, baka wide-set vajeyjey na ang drama nya!

    --- BD

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  10. ...when he was still single. (so married na siya ngayon)

    The last three clues made me google for the actor's house. Saktong nasa "sosy village" nga and nasa south. Also, di nga daw niya hilig ang modern houses. Sino lang ba ang pares-pares kung mag-anak? Well, allegedly.

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  11. Baka naman kse FP tulog yung Friend mo no! kaya di nya na Feel! or kailangan nga nang pampasikip :D ahahahaha

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  12. baka naman malaki lang yung kay girl kaya sa sobrang luwang di nya naramdaman. be careful with what you tell people because it will backfire to you. lol

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  13. yung may asawang super sikat na magaling magluto? kasi endorser kasi siya ng isang food brand na may category na cocktail.

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  14. Morning Everyone.... Yun na yun!!!

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  15. it really doesn't matter what the size is, it's how you use it.:-P

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  16. Natawa ako kay anonymous 3:25...
    Baka nga kailangan lang ni girl ng V-tight. Hahaha

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  17. Initials ba ng X niya yung title? Yung morenang nagpopole dancing?

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  18. cocktail sausage pero may anak na kambal! yun na!

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  19. Eshmawi CleopatraylorOctober 5, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    Ay alam ko to. I watched this interview for fun lang. Actually its done by Mo Twister sa ibang members nung group nila, tama ba FP? LOL

    Its the girl who's name after the oldschool clothing brand that has a shark logo -- starts with a letter M, named after a place in Hawaii, shes a former teenage actress turned sexy starlet, also a member of an all girl sexy starlet group named after a famous mineral water brand, petite and had her boobs "enhanced", at kaapelyido ni kumareng Elizabeth (Not Ramsey LOL!)

    Si guy, junakis ng anak ng orig na Elias Paniki. He's from a family ng politicians from a province down south na nasa pagitan ng Coastal Road at Tagaytay. LOL! :D

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  20. Im not sure, but the manager known for harbat was asked long ago if she had seen the "sausage" of his alaga. . . she compared it to a banana . . . saging na sensyorita. Senyorita is almost as big as the sausages in the picture above.. . and he has one of the most beautiful faces among all actors during the 80's. My guess? Kung hindi gabi ay baka umaga! Silang dalawa lang! miss ganda

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  21. P_ _ _si gurl, pati Notch nitsismis. Di halatang mahilig sa Nota ha. Gusto cguro ni gurl mabilaukan. Can we guess the gurl instead sa guy? FP more clues on the SHE.

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  22. Ang alam ko si K na anak ni J ganyan din, sabi ni A na kapatid ni C. Sinitch kaya ititch?
    -Patsan

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  23. I think i know na....It's actor "O" who is no longer active now...:)

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  24. Umaga na, matutulog na lang ako :)

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  25. parang gusto kong kumanta ng Good Morning sa Inyoooo! sino naman si Girlash?

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  26. Size does not matter. . .it is the tongue that counts!!!

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  27. I think it's R, wife of J! How do I know? I've experienced it!! Yes, it's really Vienna sausage-ish. Kasing liit nya!

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  28. If this is A married to C, then this is so not worth posting. Important thing they are happily married with beautiful children. And who cares as long as they are sexually compatible. I have heard a lot of good things about A so why post something like this. Ang dapat pinopost is if the guy has a small thing tapos super yabang pa.

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  29. Size matters :) Kasi kahit anong giling-giling nya, kung maliit, halos di mo ma-feel. Lalo na kung super wet ka, kahit anong giling gawin nyo, halos di mafeel. FYI, hindi ako maluwag, halos lahat ng lalake na I've been with, nagtatanong pa nga kung matagal na akong walang ganap or if virgin pa ako, kasi I'm tight. I've been told pa nga ba have the tiniest/tightest down there na nakita nya. Kaya I know what I am saying. Usually excuse na size doesn't matter, na sa performance yan, yan yung mga maliliit, consolation prize nila yung saying na yan. At least kung malaki, kahit di magaling, pwede turuan, o kaya pwedeng ako na ang mag-perform. LOL Pero kung masyadong malaki, di na rin masaya eh. Sakit lang at nakakapagod. :P

    Anyway, kung si A nga ito, naka-one night stand sya sa Boracay ng friend ko, teeny weeny nga daw itech. As in vienna sausage levelling. May asawa na sya nun :P

    Sino yung R, wife of J?

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  30. If men love women who have big twins then us women also love men who have big you know.Haha!

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  31. do you know the g-spot can be stimulated by a d the size of a vienna sausage?

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  32. Baka it runs in the family kc ung pinsan nya ding unano ganon din ang chismis ng mga naka relasyon. Pero in fair marami din naman clang nakarelasyon. Si A nga my beauty queen pa. Un nga lang mas marami makakapagkwento ng secreto nila.haha

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  33. hat's with all the 'good morning' and 'umaga' clues?? Di ko magetching!! LOL! -R

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  34. Correct ka dyan 3:25, hahaha! Hindi na maramdaman sa dami ng "encounters". Wagi ka sister! Talbog! Natawa ako, promise! Lol,

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  35. Panong si A to? Asan mga clues na magpapatunay? Clues naman dyan sa Twitter FP, follow FP: micsylim on Twitter, sana ispill ni krisaquinoSTD hahaha

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  36. I meant R na may wife na J!

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  37. Anonymous said...
    Sure ba si actress na cocktail sausage si actor or baka kailangan lang niya talaga magpa-V-Tight kay Belo? LOL!!!
    October 5, 2011 3:25 AM

    - hahahahah NATAWA NAMAN AKO NG SOLID SA COMMENT NA TO. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    vajayjay needs some kegel exercise ;p

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  38. So what kung cocktail sausage? True or not, I'm more shocked that the girl had the gall to talk about it. If she's so "open" to these types of one-night-stands, her twat must be too used up to feel anything --gasgas at manhid na siguro dahil sa rami ng lalakeng nadaanan?

    and what do you expect with Pinoys? They're not Italian Stallions y'know... average pinoy would be 5 inches.

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  39. bka c A nga ito.. meron xang haus sa ayala alabang and kambal pa kids nya.. grabe nmn nkpag one night stand pa khit married na tsk!

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  40. Is this supposed to be A? He's not big but he's not that small. He's shorter than average Pinoy length but normal width.

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  41. yah ive heard of this exact same story long ago.. as in long ago.. nung matinee idol pa si umagang kay ganda.. di kaya same girl lang to?! not an actress.. pero ganun ganun nga yung ngyari.. she was shocked that the guy already came.. whe she thought it wasnt even inserted yet.. hahahahah!! kaloka!! but now looking at his kids?! id say!! i dont care kung wala akong mafeel.. but if you can give me those beautiful kidsss.. as in kidsss.. id be open for a one night stand with him.. and ill make sure that im very much fertile on that night.. hahahahahha!!

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  42. Ganon. Kung si early bird catches the worm yan... Masaya naman sya and magandang pamilya pero kaloka tong info na to ah! Edi ba pati si C na may sisters nagkaexperience sila and si big lips at Kung Sino Sino pa :D

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  43. Baka may sakit yung girl, kelangan nya ng pacheck up kay okidoki doctor PAK!

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  44. the girl complaining of the size hahaha...di kaya ang kanya yung maluwang na? hehehe

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  45. correction Anonymous 11:14 AM: size really doesn't matter, nasa performance yan. if you are tight as you say you are, then you know what I mean. eh dahil di mo nga gets, and you claim you have been with many guys, di ko believe na tight ka pa. ne, nangagarap ka. kung maliit pero mataba, walang kwenta ang length nya at all. aanhin mo ang malaki kung poor ang performance? i believe the actor is A. whoever that actress is who spilled the beans on A having a vienna sausage sized, malamang maluwag na maluwag na nga yun. bat nman ang daming nababaliw kay A dati inspite of his size, kung poor sya pagdating sa performance.

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  46. I made kwento this BI to a friend, so we talked about sizes. Then he asked me: What if the length is vienna sausage nga, pero the girth naman is like the lata ng vienna sausage?

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  47. Andami namang insecure dito. Yung mga nag sasabing nasa performance lang yan, pre pasensya at maliit lang ang iyo. Pero iba talaga pag malaki o mataba. Ganun talaga ang buhay :D Hindi lang naman sex ang dahilan bakit madaming nababaliw kay A eh. Malay mo talagang masarap sya kasama or kaibigan at may itsura pa.

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  48. I've heard the same story from a brunie based friend whom he slept with til morning in one of his trip to brunie.. At that time he was already in a relationship with high tide or low tide.. I wasn't going to believe her until she showed me their pic on bed together.. We all have kids now but the image on that pic still remains in my memory..

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  49. @1:47am NYAHAHAHAHHAHA! can't get over it! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! =))

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  50. sana parang fb din tong blogsite mo fp. ang daming comments na gusto ko i-like! tawang tawa ako! hahaha

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  51. what is a cocktail sausage?

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  52. Malay nyo... though he's cocktail sized, his tongue & fingers are magic. Some women are more stimulated on the clitoris, than actual penetration/deed. :D

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  53. one can always make up for what he lacks... dildo, anyone? comes in different sizes. hahaha!

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  54. B-R-U-N-E-I. It's spelled like that. How do you expect us to believe your story if you can't even spell Brunei correctly?

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  55. @October 6, 2011 1:47AM HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sobrang tawa ako dito hahahaha!

    October 6, 2011 5:22PM Nagwonder naman ako saan yang BRUNIE hahaha!

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  56. Oh nose! Maitxt nga sya na nasa Fashion Pulis sya! :)

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  57. Watch ko sha sa pagexplore niya at titigan kong mabuti ang kanyang mga kamay..... dun malalaman kung tidbits lang nga talga sha!

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  58. and fingers... ---> positive

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  59. (+) cocktail sausage borderline tidbits nga

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  60. I think si Rubber Gloves ang malaki!!!

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  61. ang saya ko nman, nalaman ko na! slow talaga ako. kung di ko lang nabasa ang pinoy explorer di ko malalaman.. Pero in fair gwapo ang lolo nio. Bida ang saya! Thanks FP

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  62. Kafatid, nasaan si MORNING! yun na! haha

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  63. Si morning i know. Sino si girl? Pero maniwala ako... makakambal sa uma!

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  64. akala ko naman ung tinutukoy na BRUNIE ay ibang term for BRUNIETTE hehehehe... peace magandang MORNING

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  65. If size matters bakit daming girl pumapatol sa girl meron ba sila kahit maliit na ganun wala naman ahh.

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  66. yeah pwede naman tongue ah. mas masarap pa.

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  67. actually may nude picture siya nung kabataan niya. nakakalat sa internet. dali google na! at maliit nga!

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  68. morning glory hehehe

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