The 21 Most Important Celebrity Bulges of All Time

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All bulges are ranked and measured on a scale of zero to five Jon Hamms. Each celebulge was evaluated on its outline, girth, and prominence to determine its rank and the number of Hamms it deserved.

DISCLAIMER: Jon Hamm is not ranked on the list, as it would be completely unfair to everyone else to be ranked against the Rosetta Bulge.

21. The Taylor Lautner

Why it’s important: You won’t need your 3D glasses for this one. Taylor’s shark boysets the precedent of what it really means to be a toned and defined bulge in Hollywood. Although this bulge is on the perky side, it lacks girth circumference that makes for a five-Hamm bulge.

Bulge Rating: ½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

20. The Darren Criss

Why it’s important: Although we have no doubt this gleeful bulge has the potential to make you feel like you’re living a teenage dream, it has room for growing in those spacious sweatpants.

Bulge Rating: ½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

19. The Zac Efron

Why it’s important: Although a little underwhelming and disappointing in outline and stature, Efron’s bulge is a nice accent to the rest of his body. Dave Franco can’t even resist taking a peek at this one.

Bulge Rating: 1 out of 5 Jon Hamms

18. The Joe Jonas

Why it’s important: The most underrated fourth member of the Jonas Brothers is also arguably the most talented member of the late band. Despite this Jonas bulge’s appealing onstage presence, Hamm is packing nearly double of this brother.

Bulge Rating: 1 out of 5 Jon Hamms

17. The Prince Harry

Why it’s important: I mean, there are bigger bulges on the list, but IT’S A ROYAL BULGE. LOOK AT THAT CHARMING PRINCE BULGE.

Bulge Rating: 1½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

16. The David Henrie

Why it’s important: For four seasons, the true magic behind Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place was tucked away inside Justin Russo’s pants. To say the least, this is the most magical bulge of all the bulges.

HARRY POTTER, I THINK WE FOUND THE ELDER WAND!

Bulge Rating: 1½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

15. The Ricky Martin

Why it’s important: This bulge didn’t fully blossom until it split off from boy band Menudo back in the late ’80s. The charisma this bulge has developed over a long career is unbeatable… Well, maybe a little beatable. Livin’ la vida loca in the presence of this bulge!

Bulge Rating: 2 out of 5 Jon Hamms

Why it’s important: If the webs that shoot from these fingertips can save lives, imagine what the webs from this super bulge could do! Peter, park in here, please.

Bulge Rating: 2 out of 5 Jon Hamms

13. The David Beckham

Why it’s important: You don’t get your own underwear line with a mediocre bulge. This bulge has nice curves and fills out any underwear properly. You know what they say: “Bulge like Beckham!”

Bulge Rating: 2 out of 5 Jon Hamms

12. The Jake Gyllenhaal

Why it’s important: We’re just gonna go ahead and say this bulge could probably save someone’s life with a little mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Who would want to live a day after tomorrow without it?

Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

11. The Jamie Foxx

Why it’s important: Don’t blame the sight of this bulge on the alcohol, IT’S REAL LIFE, PEOPLE. Unchained or tucked away under clothes, this is one beautiful bulge.

Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

Why it’s important: It’s hard to think of a bulge that has been in our lives as long this one. I mean we’ve practically watched it grow on national television. It’s easy to see why this bulge ranks in the top 10.

Relax, everyone: It’s all right ‘cause you’re saved by the bulge!

Bulge Rating: 2½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

9. The Ryan Gosling

Why it’s important: I mean, it’s attached to Ryan Gosling.

Bulge Rating: 3 out of 5 Jon Hamms

8. The Jensen Ackles

Why it’s important: This supernatural bulge put its head on the line to represent bulges on television during a time when bulges were highly underrepresented. With the help of a tight wardrobe, Ackles proved you can be packing despite working on a show called Smallville.

Bulge Rating: 3 out of 5 Jon Hamms

7. The Shemar Moore

Why it’s important: Moore’s bulge has taught us two important life lessons:

1. It’s what’s underneath that counts.
2. You can never hide who you truly are.

WE CAN LEARN FROM THE BULGES.

Bulge Rating: 3½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

6. The Kellan Lutz

Why it’s important: From sporting workout attire to designer clothes, The Lulge will be sure to make itself present no matter the apparel. This is one bulge that truly keeps on giving around the c(l)ock.

Bulge Rating: 3½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

5. The Michael Fassbender

Why it’s important: Michael’s fasshionable meat locker is easily the best-dressed bulge out there. This is one bad bulge you wouldn’t be afraid take to home to meet the parents.

Bulge Rating: 4 out of 5 Jon Hamms

4. The Cristiano Ronaldo

Why it’s important: The thought of playing with soccer balls was far less appealing before Ronaldo’s bulge first came onto the field and into our hearts.

Bulge Rating: 4 out of 5 Jon Hamms

3. The Zachary Quinto

Why it’s important: DO YOU SEE THAT?! HAROLD, DO YOU SEE THAT BULGE?! Who wouldn’t want to Trek into the darkness with this bulge?

2. The Justin Theroux

Why it’s important: This active bulge is threouxghly the most enjoyable bulge to watch. Once set in motion, its girth and shock factor make for an unforgettable and hypnotizing sway as it slaps against the surrounding thighs.

Bulge Rating: 4½ out of 5 Jon Hamms

1. The Mark Wahlberg

Why it’s important: You would think the pressures of being the hottest bulge in Hollywood would be too much to handle, but not for Marky’s Mark! This perfectly symmetrical bulge stands erected next to Hamm’s as the most important bulge of all time. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

Bulge Rating: IT’S HAMMER TIME

And a special thank you to the Bulge Father who started it all:

Bulgography: Jon Hamm has courageously outlined a way for all other bulges to finally get the attention they deserve. This post would not have been possible without this draping masterpiece and its total disregard for underwear.

Daniella Barretto Breaks Silence About Aunt Claudine Barretto

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Daniella Barretto, the eldest daughter of Marjorie Barretto, admitted that she was offended when her aunt Claudine said on TV that she is ungrateful and without good manners.

Claudine made the statements after she felt that Daniella’s posts on Twitter last week were in reference to her. Claudine and Marjorie are currently involved in a feud, which also includes their other sister, Gretchen, and the rest of their family.

In an exclusive interview with “The Buzz” which aired on Sunday, Daniella said she was more hurt than mad at what her aunt said of her.

“She said na wala na daw siyang pakialam sa akin kasi bastos daw ako and wala akong utang na loob. Pinahiya niya ako. Sira na ako agad sa mata ng tao. Hindi pa nila ako nakikilala, she already made people believe na wala akong utang na loob and bastos ako… [Pero] mas nasasaktan ako than nagagalit ako sa kanya,” she said.

According to Daniella, Claudine only misinterpreted her posts on social media because the tweets weren’t really meant for the embattled actress.

“When she came out on TV, she released other tweets of mine that weren’t really for her. Actually last year ko pa yatang mga tweets 'yun. But I’m already answering it now – it wasn’t meant for her,” she said.

Asked if she was really bashing Claudine on Twitter, Daniella said, “No. I have no idea where that came from. When she was interviewed during Mother’s Day, I saw my mom cry. And then doon na ako – alam mo 'yung anak ka eh. Ide-defend mo 'yung nanay mo. I did tweet something that day. But I realized that I shouldn’t so I erased it right away. But she saw it.”

“After her interview, haters were non-stop, below the belt 'yung mga sinasabi like wala kang modo, mukha kang kabayo, pangit ka. So nag-tweet ako. And she said that pinalaki niya kami, wala daw akong utang na loob. And doon na-offend ako for my mom because my mom never left, she was always here. Sinabi ko na walang ibang nagpalaki sa amin kundi mommy ko. Doon siya na-offend,” Daniella added.

Daniella stressed that she never denied what Claudine has done to help their family.

“I thank her for everything that she has done for my family, when she’d take us out, when she’d shower us with so many gifts. Hindi ko naman dine-deny 'yun. Hindi ko naman sinabi na hindi siya naging parte ng buhay ko,” she said.

Responding to Claudine’s remark that she was the one who “drew first blood,” Danille said, “I don’t think so. The first time I tweeted, she thought that it was for her. I wasn’t attacking her. That’s two different things – attacking somebody and defending somebody. I was just defending my mom.”

After keeping quiet for the longest time, Daniella said she is only breaking her silence now because she feels that what’s being said is “too much already.”

“Ayaw na namin makisali eh. We stayed neutral by keeping quiet but then this one, it was direct attack sa akin na. Parang teka lang naman, bakit biglang ako na? We could have talked about this over the phone. I would have explained myself. But wala na, parang lumabas lang siya sa TV,” she said.

Daniella, who admits she was close to Claudine when she was younger, is Marjorie’s daughter with Kier Legaspi.

Bloodied Donaire Wins Crown by Technical Decision

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A badly cut Nonito Donaire Jr. pulled off a technical decision against South African Simpiwe Vetyeka to claim the WBA featherweight crown in front of a sell-out crowd at the Cotai Arena in Macau on Saturday night.

The Filipino Flash suffered a nasty gash in his left eye but was able to drop “V12” with a vicious left hook to the head in the fourth round of the bout.

Donaire was unable to continue after that round due to the cut which forced officials to decide the bout through the score cards. All three judges scored it 49-46 for Donaire, thereby awarding the Filipino-American a unanimous technical decision.

Despite the win, Donaire was apologetic after the victory, saying he was unable to give fans a full fight. “I’m sorry that I was unable to give you guys a proper fight,” he said during the post-fight interview.

Both fighters were cautious early in the opening round until they tangled near the end of the frame. During the exchange, Vetyeka held Donaire’s left hand, leading to an accidental head butt that produced a cut on the Filipino's left eye.

The South African targeted the wound in the following round, charging head first each time they clashed. Two more head clashes affected the cut and left Donaire wincing in pain.

Donaire’s cutman was able to temporarily stop the bleeding in the third round, but blood streamed again from the Filipino’s eye in the fourth round.

With the Filipino looking vulnerable, Vetyetka tried to pin Donaire on the ropes. The Filipino Flash responded by pushing V12’s head back with a right straight and unloading a booming left hook that sent Vetyeka to the canvass.

The South African was able to beat the count, but was again met with another left hook that had him sitting momentarily on the ropes.

Round 5 was about to start when the referee decided to stop the bout due to Donaire’s eye wound.

“In the first round, when I can’t see, the referee said stop it. I said 'No, no… I wanna keep going, I don’t wanna do this to my fans.' And every round, it [the wound] just kept getting worse and worse,” said Donaire.

“I just wanna give the fans the best fight, I was halfway there.”

The Filipino Flash said he wants to give Vetyeka a rematch to put closure to the contest. “I cannot take the victory of this unfinished business. He’s a great fighter, I wanna give him that rematch,” said Donaire.

The WBA featherweight crown is Donaire’s fifth world title, which includes an interim crown.

Vetyeka, who suffered his third career defeat in 29 fights, denied the cut was caused by a head butt, but admitted he made some mistakes that caused his loss.

“I don’t think it was a headbutt,” he said through a translator. “But I fought careless.”

“Donaire was disappointed that the fight ended this way and he promised to give me a rematch”

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