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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Insta Scoop: Luis Manzano Claims He's from Congo Based on Size


Images courtesy of Instagram: luckymanzano

107 comments:

  1. Yummy!!!😘😍😁

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    1. Jessy please confirm

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    2. Uyyy wag mong ganunin si ms jessy...di sya ganun. Image lang nya pa sexy pero di yun nag ppraktis ng pre marital sex

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    3. 7:51 Hahahahaha

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    4. Ayan ka na naman idol! Pustahan, marami na namang magigising at magrereact. Witty & joker ka talaga, hahahaaahhh!

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    5. Let's see kung sino-sino at ilan ang papatol sa joke-joke-joke mo, bwuahahaaahhh!

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    6. Sugod na mga haters! Sugod na mga bashers. Patulan nyo na si LUIS, seryosohin nyo na si LUIS...PANALO 'TO, GO!

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  2. Unfortunately for Luis, being a d*ck is universal and knows no ethnicity. Yabang talaga.

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    1. 12:39 Ang puso mo! Seryosohin ba? Ang sarap mong asarin ! I can just imagine Luis LHAO knowing may nabuwisit na naman siyang haters!

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    2. Lol!! Love this comment!

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    3. WAHAHAA! Benta 😂

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  3. Hahahaha! So...you don't use China-made barrier protection then. There was a news before that they had to return because too small.

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  4. Patola size, for the patola king. Char!

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  5. Kadiri talaga ang taong to..ang layo sa ugali ng nanay niya

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    1. 12:43 tsaka ka na mag judge pag na meet mo at nakausap mo na siya personally ;)

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    2. Masyado ka namang true to life 12:43 AM... Kayo yung mga bashers na walang sense of humor! Pwe!!!

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    3. Ngingiti lang si Luis at may naasar nanaman sya.

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  6. when relaxed or excited?

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  7. Baka naman he is referring to his chin?

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    1. Exactly...mismo

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    2. Eto ang pinaka na the best pa na comment lol

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    3. 12:46 2:04 Owww so shallow are your hirits mga Baks!

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    4. LOL! Hilarious!!!

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    5. Haha pinasaya mo araw ko baks hahah

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  8. Ang matinong tao hindi nagpopost ng tungkol sa kanyang prinado

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    1. 12:46 its either mahina ang pick up mo o may maipintas ka lang

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    2. 5:25 mahina ang pickup hahaha

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  9. True story: had an ex who kept on making side comments or jokes about other guys being a tiny wonder out of nowhere (but always insinuating that he was gifted). Point is, if a guy is gifted, he wont have the need to prove a point at any conversation even when he has a chance that he is.

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    1. kaya Mr.Manzano in your dreams ...

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    2. Sabi din nila pag ang guys masyadong maporma ang sasakyan they are overcompensating on something. Most probably on the genital size.

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    3. Tsaka may pinopormahan siyang babae diba o kung gf man na niya, parang ang inappropriate magpost ng ganyan. Ewan para sa akin lang siguro.

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    4. 6:56 Some guys really like big muscled cars or SUVs. I'm a girl but I would prefer driving a Jeep Wrangler or GMC Yukon over Lexus sedans. And yet, there are men who wants the mean machine and then there are those who deck their rides with bling. I'm a little suspicious too of those who modify their lights to make them more eye-catchy at night, their original paint swapped to that which make it seem as if the color of the car changes depending with the angle where you're looking at it.

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  10. Asa ka pa luis kklk

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  11. I-confirm kaya yan ni Mercado at Locsin?

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    1. Tama. Dapat may testigo to support the claim.

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  12. whether it is true or not, it is soo inappropriate to post this and boasting your size, ganyan ba sya pinalaki ng mga taong nasa paligid nya? coz i'm sure d ito itinuturo ni ate vi.

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    1. talagang sineseryoso mo lang teh

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    2. 1:47 maski pajoke yan eh kailangan ipagyabang parang off ung post. So kung may kakilala ka na mgsabi n malaki yng sa kanya, nde ka ba mgtataka kung bakit need sya sabihin un... lol

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    3. Jokes are half meant!

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  13. Jokes are half meant. So 7" divided by 2 ba?

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  14. Self proclaim, sana magcomment si Angel haha

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  15. ngek! I dont think so. To see is to believe.

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  16. Some South Korean men are tall rin kaya. 5'8 - 6" + rin height nila.

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  17. jusko dami na namang pumatol sa joke ni luis.. haaays

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    1. 1:14 yun pumapatol sa jokes niya, these are the people who knows how to have fun. Baks life's too short . Enjoy life.

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    2. Usually yung mahilig mag joke kuno ang pinaka pikon kapag the joke is on them.

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    3. 7:49 akala mo lang yun baks. its all fun for him lalo na at mataming nayayamot sa mga hirit niya it means asar talo sila hahaha

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  18. Sa bagay, parang gifted din siya.

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  19. Baka yung haba ng mukha nya yung sinasabi nya.

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    1. 1:18 AM...Angel, is that you? LOL

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    1. Natawa ako sa comment mo 1:23 promise 😂

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    2. 1:23 You made my day

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  21. Insecure siya sa size niya kaya pinapalaki niya ang expectations ng iba. Yun Lang yon.

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    1. 1:37 Gullible !

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    2. Nice one Luis! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  22. 7.1 / 2 = 3.55. Final answer, sure na

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  23. What is up with this Guy's obsession with private parts? Can anyone enlighten me?

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    1. Trueeee! Tapos sasabihing joke lang? Hindi na joke yan kasi halos lahat na lang ng posts nya patungkol sa private parts or sex. Obsessed talaga sya.

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    2. baklush kase, obsessed with d's

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    3. 1:58, 5:01, 5:05 eh di wag nyo follow. kayo lang naman nag iistress sa sarili nyo hahaha

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  24. dont take luis' post seriously. if u follow his IG account almost all (about 99%) of his posts are jokes.

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  25. True. I remember Ogie Diaz tweeting about this. Pinakita ni Luis sa kanya while they were on set kaya di daw makalimutan ni Ogie. Hahaha

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    1. HAHAHAHA talaga ba baks? lol

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  26. What is up with this Guy's obsession with D**ks? Can anyone enlighten me? Parang yung mga manyakis lang sa internet na nag-po-post nang d**k or nagsasabi nang d**k size eh wala namang may care.

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    1. 2:31 if you don't follow him you won't get it baks! Based on your comment you obviously dont. Its all clean fun & entertainment & its his followers who appreciates it

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  27. Tawang tawa nga yung mga nagcomment at maghahanap na raw sila ng taga congo. It was all clean fun kasi umaapila si ryan b. Hahaha

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  28. When a man has to point out something like this, usually they're either lacking or they don't have the skills. A real man doesn't blab. He let's the skills do the talking whether they're short, average, or large. Luis is always all about talk. Clearly, lacking. His chin is longer.

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    1. 2:36 Masyado kang seryoso! You need to go out there & have some fun! Chill & get a life will you ?

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    2. Do I need to say more? Joke as it may seem but it did not tickle my imagination even just a bit

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    3. 2:36am. So, maliit baks? Alam na hahaha

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    4. I know he jokes around, but he's so corny! And yes I do go and have fun. 7 inches is nothing when you've had longer. European descent.

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  29. itanong kay Keanna..

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  30. Kung malaki talaga, wag na ipagyabang para tuloy ngmumukang insecure kc ngbubuhat ng sariling bangko. Cheap post

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  31. Hahaha ang dami talagang sumeryoso ?! Daming KJ!

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  32. tsalap tsalap mo oooooh

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  33. Ka umay na rin pagiging crass nito

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  34. Nakakadisappoint knowing na is an government official nanay nya tps gusto din maging goverment official ng tatay nya tps gusto nya maging taga Congo lang

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    1. Bwahahaha! Sayo ko natawa bakla!

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  35. pero ung korea,hahahaha daming naloloka sa mga koreano dba..lol

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  36. Ang daming feeling intellectuals na hindi makuha na joke lang ito.

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    1. Not a funny joke though!

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    2. Love your joke Luis! LOL

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  37. Hahaha natawa ko dun sa pangalan niya :))

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  38. Need kasi mag rate ng show nya kaya pati yang ganyan kailangan gawing joke. Papansin lang duh!

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    1. 2:14 PM...Luis doesn't need to. As it is, all his shows are doing well... And that's a FACT!!!

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    2. Have you seen the station promo for primetime bida? For a show in the 5-5:30pm slot to be included as a primetime show, only means na malakas sya baks. Daming ads, nagdo double trending pa malimit. Arep ka? Hahaha 2:14pm

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  39. I don't buy his green, toilet jokes. Not so witty for me.

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    1. You don't buy his jokes simply because you're one of his bashers! That's it!

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    2. 3:13 e di wag. he's not forcing you anyway. either you're slow or you're just a hater

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  40. Paano kami maniniwaka kung hindi mo ipapakita. Hmmmm

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  41. Hahahaha kwela talaga tong si luis kaya marami chicks eh kwela

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  42. Below Average pala ang pinoy. Hahahaha 😩😊✌

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    1. Luis is the wittiest, wackiest, funniest and the BEST guy in the Universe! LOL

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    2. pero pinaka matigas bwahahaha

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  43. Musta naman ang sa KOREA

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  44. magpopost ng intriguing stuffs tas kapag pinatulan, sasabihin "joke lang, masyadong seryoso, dont take it seriously" et al.
    In short, pansin-hungry. papansin. sabagay, kanya kanyang satisfaction, trip at buhay yan.

    Dami lang nya time. Ginagamit nya sa trivial things

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