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Tuesday, September 6, 2016

A Different Take on Justifying Separation

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These days, relationships seem to come and go among celebrities. Whenever fans notice the closeness of two celebrities, they want the two to become real lovers. The pressure is enormous especially if both realize that they need one other for the advancement of their careers. Consequently, when the management hints at the value of a loveteam, expect the parties involved to play along.

Over the years, the management of Lovely Actress (LA) has been unlucky in finding a suitable match for LA. While attempts were made to pair off LA with certain male lead actors, the reel relationship could not generate the ‘kilig’ factor. Nonetheless, the network has never given up on matching LA with a few of their good actors.

In terms of her real affairs, LA has actually a list of handsome actor with whom she has spent time. For example, LA was once linked to Health-Conscious Actor, Award Winner, and even a Versatile Talent. However, none of her publicized relationships lasted as long as one would want.

When one wonders as to the reason for breakups, the usual reasons, such as having a third party, finances, or jealousy, are not at all mentioned. The public has to be content with responses that border on ‘it was meant to be’ or ‘i learned a lesson.’ Nonetheless, LA has never been known to talk about the end of her relationships.

Accordingly, the reason for these breakups indeed has nothing to do with the stereotypical reasons. The reason, which could not at all be cited in public, might make LA look bad and the snitch, a sourgraping ex-boyfriend. Allegedly, behind the camera, LA lies between a mess and a slob. Her hygiene practices are such turnoffs. Expect the bag of LA to be full of perfume and the like, as she is not fond of having long baths. Sometimes, people around her do wonder if she spent time bathing, instead of spraying cologne all over her body. Hence, her former lovers have been repelled by her lack of devotion to bathing.

‘I'm a massive fragrance fan - I think fragrance is part of someone's hygiene, and I'm a big believer in leaving an impression through scent.’ – Rita Ora

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38 comments:

  1. J, the younger jinx?

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    1. Mali ka baks! Lol! Marami na raw naging BF ito! Saka malinis sa katawan si younger jinx!

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    2. nope. this is the older jinx. wala namang sourgraping ex-bf si younger j.

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  2. Sinetch? Sure ako di yan nag eendorse ng bath soap or body. Baka dapat kunin endorser ng deodorant or body spray. Seriously she might have some mild depression.

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  3. J? hahaha eeeeewwww....

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    1. Si M rin naisip ko

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    2. oy nagtagal sila ng ex nya

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    3. Si M din naiisip ko habang binabasa ko yung item

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  5. this is K. the big one.

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    1. naliligaw ka baks. don't use the same joke twice.

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  6. Ayokong isipin na si S ng kaF 'to kasi favorite ko sya, pero nung huli may BI tungkol sa BO nya so...hmmm

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    1. May bf nga ngayon si S. Tsaka alam naman natin rason sa mga past na nalink sa kanya. Ayaw ng m.

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    2. 3 daw naging bf basa naman ba! at pinapartner as loveteam eh hindi naman loveteam ang linya ni S. sus!

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  7. J. Very, very, sure. Clue on the actors she was involved with.

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    1. Sinong j? Ka-h or ka-f?

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  8. j? kase sourgraping ex and not meant to be and lesson learned?

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  9. Hmmmnnnn....parang si A? Yung ex ni L na di maka move on?

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    1. Sya din hula ko

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    2. malabo. napaka OC non

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    3. Parang hindi kasi dati s isang show sabi nya more than an hour sya maligo kasi un lang ung time n napapamper nya sarili nya

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  10. J - KaH ba to? (clue lang siguro yung mga past 'chenes' boys nya)

    -Kamoteng Nilaga

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  11. Nasa title lahat ng initials ng pwede mo pag hinalaan ah. Pwedeng si J, another J, and A. Lahat connected kay L.

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  12. MESS and slob haha lol

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  13. Eeeewww naman tong si J. Pwede din maligo pag may time

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  14. Si J to ng Ka-H...

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  15. Parang M na ex ni G yata

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  16. Kaf
    LP - M
    HC - M
    AW - C
    VT - G

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  17. Jinx
    sourgraping bf - J
    health conscious - M
    award winner - J
    versatile - S

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  18. S na may lock issue health conscious at award winning - papa P. versatile actor at award winning bf - Ingat

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