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Saturday, May 16, 2015

FB Scoop: The Most Entertaining Motoring-Related Rant You Will Ever Read



Images courtesy of Facebook: Top Gear Philippines

48 comments:

  1. Ang yabang naman yung may-ari ng car! Ipa-carnap na yan!

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  2. Dapat kurutin sa singit yung pulis.

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  3. mayaman si ate ang ganda car

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    1. Anong model to? Looks like a normal car to me. Hindi nakakayaman. Ngayon ka lang nakakakita ng black car with black tint? Haha

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    2. Funny! VIP ANG TOYOTA ALTIS NA ITEY PARA MAGMADALI. Baka naman kakilala ni Koyang Enforcer si Ateng nagmmadali kaya pinalusot na lang.

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    3. It's just a 2014-ish Toyota. Jesas mayaman na agad. Wala ngang breeding eh

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    4. Porket me kotse mayaman na? Lols! isa ka cguro sa laging nakapila pag me muvee ang star cinema. Kalurley na kamangmangan yan.

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    5. oo anon12:45 galing kz ako bundok

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    6. Kaloka toyota lang mayaman na agad?? Hiyang hiya naman si Gretchen barretto with her silver and red Maserati

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    7. baka nga hindi pa bayad ang car loan na yan mayaman kaagad?

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    8. Fyi, some rich people are frugal, hindi kailangan ng maserati dahil mayaman sila. May iba ako kilala namamasyal ng naka shorts at tsinelas (as in islander level, not expensive tsinelas), and he's highly likely richer than you all. Hindi lang premium property sa pilipinas,l ang meron, sa ibang bansa din. Meron kayo nun? :p

      12:54 sa bundok ka nakatira? May rule ba kung ano kulay ng kotse, may dapat na tint? Mamagaling.

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    9. pang mayaman? hello, taxi yan dito sa qatar :) ang mayaman bentley,Lamborghini,Maserati,Land cruiser , Ferrari,Mclaren,Rolls Royce,Porsche.. yan ang Yamanin na car!

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  4. Mr.Gian Gonzales,

    I was very entertained (in deed)! Rant more.

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    1. He should be an editor of a magazine or publish his own ranting book about the discipline of the Philippines. I'D BUY THE FIRST 100,000 COPIES! It'll be a great hit!

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    2. Ako din! I love him already. lol

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    3. More more more rantings please. Better than all the rantings of artistas.

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    4. tawang tawa akonsa beagle at sa mario kart. Infairness nakakaentertain yung rant hindi nakakabwisit katulad ng mga rant ng iba na masyadong self righteous

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  5. May point si poster. Malaki kasi ang revenue sa car towing business pero waley sa speeding car.

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  6. He had me at C U Next Tuesday. Lol

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  7. See? Now, that's a rant worth expressing in the interwebs!

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  8. Entertaining read! :)

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  9. I hope they catch the CU next tuesday!

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  10. ang kulit ni kuya, pero grabe yung ginawa nung driver, halos mabunggo na nya yung mga tao.

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  11. I like his wit. Haha!

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  12. enjoyed reading your rant! but hey they should do something about it!

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  13. i love it! these kind of rants, delightful. very opposite of negastar's, annoying.

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  14. THE BEAGLES. My heart sank for the Beagles. Hahahaha

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  15. Most entertaining rant indeed! Hope you're reading this now, C U Next Tuesday!

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  16. Haha! That was a good read. And yes, please save the beagles! On a serious note, there was a pregnant lady hit by an suv because the suv was hit by another suv. Both suvs were speeding. So si ate na nagmamadali was lucky no one got hurt. She should have been towed or at least a ticket was issued. Besides, umalis sya ng maaga para hind sya nagmamadali.

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  17. women drivers........ LOL

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    1. What about women drivers? The one who killed the pregnant lady in BGC, a man right? Majority of drivers involve in car related accidents are men. Do we say, men drivers are annoying and reckless?
      I bet i drive better than you do. That is if you have a car and know how to drive

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    2. 12:26 you go girl!

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    3. At 12:26PM, given the ratio of men vs women drivers, of course, it's logical to say that there are more accidents involving men.

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    4. 12:26, I agree with you.

      Men.. Please don't generalize all Women who drives. You might get shocked when you meet some women who drives like a dude. And please do note that we learned how to become aggresive drivers because of your stinking driving skills. If its any consolation, ACCIDENTS INVOLVING WOMEN ARE ONLY BUMPS AND SCRATCHES UNLIKE MEN WHO DESTROYS A PUBLIC PROPERTY OR COMMITTED A INJURIES, worse resulting to homicide.

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    5. Anon 5:11, yes there are more taxi drivers, bus drivers, tricycle drivers, jeepney drivers, pedicab drivers, etc., that are men. So, yes. But no so with private car drivers. And yes, I am a woman driver and a d@mN good one.

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    6. Troll lang yang si Anon 7:33 pinatulan niyo naman

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  18. I wish Jackie, Sharon and many others who post their personal daily trivialistic novels be as funny, witty and lightheartedly ranted this way. Para masaya.

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  19. Rant some more please!! Pwede everyday? Super entertaining and nakaka GV!

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  20. pa-funny. kakabore kaya post nya!

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    1. di ka lang marunong mag-appreciate ng ganung level of wit

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  21. C U Next Tuesday. Lol!

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  22. Writer is so witty! Wish everyone who rants are as witty as he is. kudos!

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  23. Bakit andami mayayabang na motorist around bgc di naman ganun ka high end yung car... dapat talaga mahigpit na magbigay ng license to drive marami barumbado at t**ga sa kalsada

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    1. kahit pa high end ang car, doesn't give anyone the right na magyabang or umiwas sa responsibilities

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