The Wrecking Boy

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Just like a domino effect, the riches of Eccentric Personality EP are falling down, one by one, faster than the blink of an eye, so to speak. Observers noted that no amount of denials from EP’s camp can make the public believe that EP is liquid and that he is not ailing financially. Surely the nosy public would know better… will likely believe more on what they see over what they hear from the camp of EP.

Since early last year, talks were abuzz that EP had been selling his properties one after the other in hopes to stay liquid and minimize losses. At the rate his riches go, EP has already been prejudged by the public - certainly, there are no sympathies forthcoming. In fact, some of his colleagues and even suppliers are one in saying that EP deserves what he’s getting. All told, EP’s demeanor seems to be his biggest liability.

Heard from a very reliable source that the latest casualty of his selling spree is the house where he lives, a mansion located in an Upscale Subdivision US in the metro. On hearing the news, the US community was reportedly relieved and couldn’t be happier that EP is moving out soon. Turns out, EP, their neighbor for years, had been a pain in the butt for too long.

Reportedly, since he took residency in US, EP frequently broke the rules and regulations by the US association. For example, EP never observed the speed limit as strictly enforced in the community. He was always driving his cars fast, totally unmindful of the anxiety and safety of his fellow residents. Some of his cars were often parked out on the street which was another security no-no. EP continued to defy measures despite numerous reminders from the US association. Now that he is reportedly getting ready to leave, talks have it that he is also selling some units in his expensive car collection, including the priciest one.

At any rate, the source revealed EP won’t be missed – as there's definitely no love lost. In fact, majority of the residents are rejoicing at the thought that EP will be finally out of their sight soon. He was such an unwanted resident. They quipped that for the most part, in spite of his fun-loving public image, EP was not a good villager, he just didn’t care, was never involved in the community and any of its numerous activities ever since. Ergo, his forthcoming departure looks like a celebration. Reportedly, one resident even declared, “ Let’s party!”

“ Every man has three characters: that which he shows, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.“ ~ Alphonse Karr

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