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Friday, May 16, 2014

Must Junk the Smelly Hottie!

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Among other things, a person’s reputation is also defined by how she/he smells. Whether at home or at work, whether with family or friends, a person’s smell becomes her/his signature. If you smell good, you radiate confidence and positivity. Ergo a foul-smelling person is a disaster, oftentimes avoided like a plague. Whatever one’s status in life is, each person’s hygiene can make or break an image.

In the gay community, those who are active in the ‘booking’ industry know only too well who among the “commodities” are not fit for human consumption. One client testimony is enough to make the guilty one ruined for long.

Model and Actor MA is a hunk in all physical aspects. A looker with such intimidating presence, MA the hottie has girls and gays fantasize about him. Having been in showbiz for years, MA has learned and mastered the industry’s ins and outs and the various tools of the trade that insiders play. Expectedly, he became a player, too.

A TV Personality TP who is suspected to be gay, paid a Booking Agent BA 40,000PhP to get the services of MA. At the appointed time, MA came to the agreed venue. As TP and MA were about to start, TP smelled something from MA that was not to his liking. But he continued nonetheless and gave MA the benefit of the doubt. After all, TP didn’t want to spoil the fun that was already right there before him.

As MA continued to caress TP, the smell became stronger to the extent that TP could no longer take it. TP told MA to stop, and the deal was called off. TP called BA to tell him what happened and that he was demanding for a refund. Unfortunately, BA couldn’t refund him anymore as he already paid MA in full. Meanwhile the lucky MA is gloating from ear to ear when he got out of the deal.

“ Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. “ ~ Joey Adams

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67 comments:

  1. Halitosis, among other monikers.

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    1. Bakit parang andaming "may amoy" sa network na yan?!

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    2. This is the "taller J", yung kaH, ex ni M. KaF J is not that cheap to fall for 40K, noh! Dami kaya projects non.

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    3. Kasya na ang 40K for KaF J na never naman umalagwa ang career kahit anong pilit ng mother network. LOL

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  2. J. Starlet because he became KaF.

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    1. As if naman na kilala na siya nung nasa KaH pa siya? Niligawan pa nga nya kunyari si apoy para lang makapunta siya ng KaF eh.

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    2. Duh? Eh ano tawag mo sa mga kaH 1217? May sikat ba sa kanila? Lol

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    3. Si J po ang pinag-uusapan at hanggang now, starlet pa rin sha. LOL

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    4. starlet na hindi nwawalan ng project?

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  3. Junk ... smell ..kilala nyo ito!!!

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  4. I remember nakasalubong ko sya dati sa corridors ng KaH, well mejo nga the air will not be to your liking. Meron something talaga. Lol

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    1. Nasalubong lang naamoy na? OA much! Ano xa bumbay?

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  5. Si halitosis guy ba 'to?

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  6. I can pay double just tell me who the pabooking guy is. Just a little polishing and i know he'll be okay.

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  7. Akala ko rich c halitosis. Bat kailangan pa nya mag sidelines?

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    1. eh easy money nga eh. imagine minuto lang 40K agad...

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    2. Kulang ang payola sa Mother I. LOL

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    3. This is not the J the halitosis you know. Mas matangkad na J.

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  8. So gay din si J?

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    1. Yep! Alam mo kpag ang lalaki pumatol sa kpwa lalaki gay or bisexual yan. I dont believe n for money lng ksi deep inside gay sila either they refuse to admit sa sarili nila or tanggap nila n may gay side tlga sila. If u r a straight guy khit anong pangangailangan p yan hndi mo matatake pumatol sa kpwa lalaki ksi tuwid k nga. The moment n natake mo pumatol ibig sabihin gay ka. Simple as that .

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    2. so kapag ang tao pumatol sa kabayo, kabayo na rin sya?!

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    3. 2:47 hindi ba pwedeng gusto lang niya ang pleasure? Lol walang parameter sa gender. It is defined by the person him/herself.

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    4. This is a stupid reasoning about being gay, so kung mhilig ka sex toy magiging toy ka na rin? Duhhh

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    5. wala kang alam gurl joskooo. assumptionista ang isang 'to.

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    6. Research muna tungkol sa gender bago magmarunong.

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    7. hahaha natawa nman ako sa toy.
      well sexuality is fluid so mhirap lagyan ng parameters tlga

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  9. dapat may magsabi na dito ka J. para inform sya sa hygiene nya... sobrang nakakaturn off to.

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  10. Is this J again? Gosh, pa gamot na nya yan. Haha!

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  11. Kailangang panindigan ang dugong E.

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  12. C D? Na tga kaS?

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  13. J na naman?? Halitosis ba? Or iba?

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    1. This is a different J. this is ex of M

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  14. MA - J TP - M, R na link kay R na A din dati. cum laude me!

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  15. walang ka ideideya

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  16. Grabe naman. Ilan beses ko na sya nakasama wla naman ako naamoy.

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  17. Wrong kayo! This is J na ex ni M na DUGYOT taga kaH!

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    1. Push mo yan teh di mo maaccept na marami talagang may amoy sa network mo!

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    2. Korek! This is the taller J, ex ng isa sa sisters. Boom!

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  18. I am puzzled. I don't get how you guys know if MA is J? Does FP randomly provide initials or there is clue within the initials, in this case with MA, TP, and BA? Surely, there are countless model and actor out there in the showbiz world that are hunk with halitosis? I just find it difficult with random initials, say MA (random initial) is actually J?

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    1. FO readers have been doing this for sooo long, sweetie. FP only need to drop a few hints and everybody knows na who it is. Plus, FP readers are getting better with time :)

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  19. Hindi ito si j na kaf. Ang liit ng fee oara gawin ni j yan.

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    1. naisip ko rin iyan. parang hindi naman ganun ang presyo pag si J.

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    2. Papatol na sha sa ganyan dahil laocean na. LOL

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  20. hay nako sinadya lang niang mag amoy mabaho..yan ang napala mo ngaun..e d nlwartahan ka..

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  21. winner tong j na to. di sya kaF.

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  22. Hahaha... Nice one MA! Sinadya mo para di matuloy tapos nakuha mo pa pera. Galing mo mangantso!

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  23. Galing mo MA! Sinadya mo para di matuloy, at may nakuha ka pa ring fee! Galing mong mangantso

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  24. i doubt that this is j (ka-h to ka-f). he comes from a rich family and is too manly and proud to stoop down that level. baka ibang j yan. and sa bibig ba galing yung smell?

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  25. I'm new here in Fashion Pulis. Ask ko lang po what does KaF AND KaH . . Thanks!!

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  26. Its either strategy lng ni J or bitter lng ang nagpabook

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    1. Feeling ko nga strategy ni J un.

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  27. kaawa-awang TP!

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  28. si J ba to na me ptime show?

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  29. J? KaH? hahaha help.. kaka-enroll lang. kala ko si J ng KaF

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  30. J na lumaban dati sa labanan sa i. Ex nga ni M na may sister. Oh my!!! Sino ang bugaw, ok lang sakin kahit gaano kalakas ang amoy. Lalaking lalaki ang appeal nito!

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  31. Si J ba ito na taga "b"??? Clues for TP please? Salamat ;-)

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  32. of course , imagine pogi tapos beki ang client, what the BI failed to mention is ano naman ang itsura ng beki ?haha , katawa tawa ang beki, naisahan ka, talagang sinadya nyang poor hygiene para ma turn off ka, duh

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  33. ano ba namennnn.. inaantay ko na pangalanan nyo kung sino si TP and BA.. puro na lang MA.. kung sya man un.. alam na na sya un.. hulaan nu na si TP and BA.. haha

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  34. Clues pa po pls. Sino pong J, na ex ni M daw? :-(

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  35. Naging KaP din ba si J???

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  36. Si J ba originally from KaF, tapos naging KaH, tapos balik KaF???

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