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AC's past love affairs came and went by with nary a reaction from him as to the details of each break-up. People privy to AC's affairs believed it was so because there was hardly anything traumatic about the issues he had with his previous relationships - except for the Last One LO.
It seems like there is no love lost for LO with the way AC has been talking about her. Actually, his having nothing good to say of her is an understatement. AC goes to the extent of talking about LO with such sordid details that can make anyone cringe and swear to high heavens.
AC was allegedly spreading some really ugly…and smelly nitty-gritty about LO to friends.
AC starts by saying that he was not really into her and that his relationship with LO only began with teasing from friends, and it went so fast that in less than a week, they were already a couple. But not long after, AC's feelings towards LO began to falter, and it had nothing to do with his emotions. It had to do with LO's physical hygiene.
AC allegedly told friends how unsanitary LO was when it came to her personal care. Reportedly, LO was inflicted with a severe case of halitosis. At the start, AC was in denial that it could be her girlfriend, but as the days wore on, he had confirmed it.
The extent of the smell manifested more during their private moments together, that was when AC really smelled her breath, her saliva running through his body. The foul smell on his body hit AC hard that he had to take a shower immediately after.
Allegedly, LO had a best friend in all kinds of mint candies which she used to hide or camouflage her halitosis.
Initially, AC thought it was him that had that smell, but when he did it with other women, there was no such stench. Then when he did with LO, there was that foul smell again. It was short of saying that LO stinks to high heavens.
As a result, AC got completely turned off and for many times tried to avoid any intimacy with LO as much as possible, reasoning out that he was tired from work, feeling sick, among others.
That was when it occurred to him that he needed to break free from her – yet he could not.
On the other hand, LO noticed what was becoming so obvious - that AC was already getting cold and indifferent towards her. She felt that it was futile to continue with the relationship, and in no time, she herself initiated to end and called it quits.
Was AC so thankful that the break-up had to come from LO? Certainly, for that was what he was waiting for.
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." – Marilyn Monroe
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J at B??
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Deleteohh.. t and s! :)
DeleteOf course magkaka halitosis talaga si B dahil sobrang Chain Smoker
Deletekay J ako turn off.. parang marami syang ungentlemanly traits.. parang lahat na lang ng girl may nakikita siyang mali.. i just find it weird..
DeleteP & V
ReplyDeletemali ang P & V ang tagal kaya ng naging relasyon nila. sa palagay mo magtatagal si V sa kanya kung sakali? So, mali ang P & V. parang J & B yata.
DeleteAng giraffe!
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ReplyDeleteB and N?
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DeleteYung friend ni b yung p
DeleteMore clues for J and B please?
ReplyDeleteS and T lang teh.
DeleteJ & B? Si B ang bad breath? Naka-work ko siya dati, parang wala naman. But then again, hindi naman kami naghalikan...
ReplyDeleteThe P and the T. Alam na jejeje
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ReplyDeleteParang ungentleman naman. This is so J.
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ReplyDeleteLA
J! Ung guy comedian... B yung girl na ex nya.. Yung gf ni guy ngayon e taga kaH ayan na kung di ko pa nagets ewan nalang teh
Deleteohhhh alam ko na, si J and B
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ReplyDeleteGuy: Z, bf ngayon ni B
ReplyDeleteGirl: M (ahahahaha)
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Hoy J, wag mong iligaw kay Z ang pagkatao mo. Di mo katulad si Z, tsaka matagal na sila ni B, and most of all, walang halitosis si M, his ex!
Deleteeeewww! really?!
ReplyDeletemaybe because of her diet, what she eats...
ganda pa naman nya
lage sigurong bagoong kinakain ni LO, LOL
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DeleteMORE CLUES PLEASE!
ReplyDeletekaloka, pag binasa nyo ng mabuti ung ibang part, parang lumalabas na nakipagchurva si J sa ibang babae habang sila ni B.. Para kaya maconfirm kung si B nga ung may halitosis!? tsk tsk tsk..
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Deleteang babaeng S! :D
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ReplyDeleteW ba yung LO? Matagal nang nangyari yung break-up nila diba?
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