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Monday, January 13, 2014

"He Took Her Breath Away"

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After going through a number of relationships, Actor Comedian AC seems to be in a state of bliss now with his current love. Some observers do notice the glow in the couple's eyes hinting at how in love and serious they are with each other.

AC's past love affairs came and went by with nary a reaction from him as to the details of each break-up. People privy to AC's affairs believed it was so because there was hardly anything traumatic about the issues he had with his previous relationships - except for the Last One LO.

It seems like there is no love lost for LO with the way AC has been talking about her. Actually, his having nothing good to say of her is an understatement. AC goes to the extent of talking about LO with such sordid details that can make anyone cringe and swear to high heavens.

AC was allegedly spreading some really ugly…and smelly nitty-gritty about LO to friends.

AC starts by saying that he was not really into her and that his relationship with LO only began with teasing from friends, and it went so fast that in less than a week, they were already a couple. But not long after, AC's feelings towards LO began to falter, and it had nothing to do with his emotions. It had to do with LO's physical hygiene.

AC allegedly told friends how unsanitary LO was when it came to her personal care. Reportedly, LO was inflicted with a severe case of halitosis. At the start, AC was in denial that it could be her girlfriend, but as the days wore on, he had confirmed it.

The extent of the smell manifested more during their private moments together, that was when AC really smelled her breath, her saliva running through his body. The foul smell on his body hit AC hard that he had to take a shower immediately after.

Allegedly, LO had a best friend in all kinds of mint candies which she used to hide or camouflage her halitosis.

Initially, AC thought it was him that had that smell, but when he did it with other women, there was no such stench. Then when he did with LO, there was that foul smell again. It was short of saying that LO stinks to high heavens.

As a result, AC got completely turned off and for many times tried to avoid any intimacy with LO as much as possible, reasoning out that he was tired from work, feeling sick, among others.

That was when it occurred to him that he needed to break free from her – yet he could not.

On the other hand, LO noticed what was becoming so obvious - that AC was already getting cold and indifferent towards her. She felt that it was futile to continue with the relationship, and in no time, she herself initiated to end and called it quits.

Was AC so thankful that the break-up had to come from LO? Certainly, for that was what he was waiting for.

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." – Marilyn Monroe

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77 comments:

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    1. Toomooh! Potek ang halitosis pala nya, sagad to the bones! kalerqui!

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    2. kaF or kaH? more clues plsss...

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    3. Kaf to? Si J na dating cute matinee idol turned comedian at yung xgf nya?

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    4. kaF. tas ung new girl ni guy kaH. okay na?

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    5. ohh.. t and s! :)

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    6. Of course magkaka halitosis talaga si B dahil sobrang Chain Smoker

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    7. kay J ako turn off.. parang marami syang ungentlemanly traits.. parang lahat na lang ng girl may nakikita siyang mali.. i just find it weird..

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    1. mali ang P & V ang tagal kaya ng naging relasyon nila. sa palagay mo magtatagal si V sa kanya kung sakali? So, mali ang P & V. parang J & B yata.

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  3. Ewwww namn si tall girl,all the while i thought sya ang hinahabol ni J, yun pala sya pa ang agressive, anyare sayo teh?!

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  4. Bakit ang bitter ni J kay B?? Dati sinabihang “bilimoko girl”, ngayon naman bad breath..

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  5. Talaga??? May kinalaman ba sa kanila Ang s???

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  6. More clues for J and B please?

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  7. J & B? Si B ang bad breath? Naka-work ko siya dati, parang wala naman. But then again, hindi naman kami naghalikan...

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  8. The P and the T. Alam na jejeje

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  9. I want to sing the m song

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  10. Parang ungentleman naman. This is so J.

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  11. Giraffe! Help mga suma cun laude jan. more clues please.
    LA

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    1. J! Ung guy comedian... B yung girl na ex nya.. Yung gf ni guy ngayon e taga kaH ayan na kung di ko pa nagets ewan nalang teh

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  12. ohhhh alam ko na, si J and B

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  13. Gusto kng kumain ng S! May common denominator pala cla Ang p na itey!

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  14. Di ko gets! More clues pls!

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  15. more clus pls pls haha

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  16. di nio alam... itanong nio ke m! yun na! - baklang mukhang tomboy

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  17. Clues nman ang hirap...tsk tsk

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  18. I need more clues, please. :-(

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  19. Even if it were true, J shouldn't say those things about B. Napaka ungentleman naman.

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  20. Arrrgh ,please more clues pa.....

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  21. Guy: Z, bf ngayon ni B
    Girl: M (ahahahaha)

    ???????????

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    1. Hoy J, wag mong iligaw kay Z ang pagkatao mo. Di mo katulad si Z, tsaka matagal na sila ni B, and most of all, walang halitosis si M, his ex!

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  22. eeewww! really?!
    maybe because of her diet, what she eats...
    ganda pa naman nya

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  23. lage sigurong bagoong kinakain ni LO, LOL

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  24. J- actor B- actress

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  25. ang sama ni J, sinasabi pa sa ibang tao yung tungkol sa hygeine ni B. Not a gentleman. che!

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    1. Dati na ganyan si J. Lahat ata ng taong m, ganyan ang ugali.

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  26. MORE CLUES PLEASE!

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  27. kaloka, pag binasa nyo ng mabuti ung ibang part, parang lumalabas na nakipagchurva si J sa ibang babae habang sila ni B.. Para kaya maconfirm kung si B nga ung may halitosis!? tsk tsk tsk..

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  28. Sa first kiss pa lang, alam mo na agad yan. I doubt na tutuloy ka pa sa babae na yan kung may halitosis nga. Incredible story. B for b na bitter.

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  29. W ba yung LO? Matagal nang nangyari yung break-up nila diba?

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  30. Alam ko na! Ito ung magjowa sa nshow dati? Hahaha Tama ba ako?

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  31. Ah ok si j at yung ex gf nya

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  32. B as in B??? at si J? tama ba?

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  33. Ang desperate naman ni J. Palibhasa sobrang inaaadore si B ngayon ng new boyfie nya Hello, si J kaya ang nangditch kay B. Ngayong narealize mo nagkamali ka, gumagawa ka ng kung anu-anong istorya. Kay J ako naturnoff, hindi kay B. Nagagamot ang halitosis, hindi ang kasamaan ng ugali. (Kaya lang sa totoo mukhang walang halitosis si B. Ang loser tuloy ng labas mo, J! Move on ka na lang.)

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  34. First row ako today hahaha.. .. J- may show sa g B- t na girl

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  35. Wrong! Mali kayo! Hindi naman actor comedian si J! This is Z na very much inlove ngayon sa current jowa nya! Hindi ako sure kung sino si LO-the last jowa. Is it M? Hmmmmmmm

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  36. gets ko na. hayyy totoo ba yon? di ko akalain.... t and s.

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  37. J n B un na! Wala sa looks ni girl na ganun sya ha.bka sa diet nya un.

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  38. si J and si B yun na!!!

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  39. Hindi to si Z at M! Si J at B ito!

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  40. Parang ang maldito nitong J na to.

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  41. J masyado lang mayabang.

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  42. si guy ba ay si J? so ang bad breath e si B tama ba?

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  43. ang guy si J at ang ex gf si B

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  44. andali si J pogi na comedian , si girl B maganda wag lang pasalita.in! OKAY NA BA?

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  45. Si J ba itey at si B ...yun na! Paaaak!

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  46. J as in ang k nasa kaH?

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  47. KaH ba ito kaya hindi ko kilala? Clues pa plez.:D

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  48. Ung sinasabi niyong J, yung b ba?

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  49. J - na may kaH na gf B - b dati ng p Tama ba ako?!

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