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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Afternoon Delight

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A recreational vehicle or RV is a motor vehicle equipped with living space and amenities found in a house. It is very useful specially for actors who frequently go on location shoots. When the shoot goes on a break, an actor's RV becomes his safe haven where he can eat, rest or do anything he desires.

This action star always has his RV with him whenever he is shooting for his latest soap opera for a giant network. His new wife who hosts a noontime show in the same network would drop by the set almost everyday after her hosting job. Whenever the female director sees the wife on the set, she will let the entire production crew break for lunch. She always waits for the wife's arrival because she knows that the actor does not want to have lunch without her.

After the actor and his wife have entered their RV, two bodyguards will be assigned outside the door to make sure that no one disturbs them. After the one hour lunch break, the director normally spends another thirty to forty five minutes planning for the afternoon's shoot. When the director is ready, she will send her production assistant (PA) to the RV to invite the actor back to the set. 

When the bodyguards see the PA approaching, they will put their two hand on the RV for them to feel if it is shaking or not. If it is, they will do a funny hand gesture signalling to the PA that the actor is not ready. If it stops, then they will give a signal to the PA asking him to come back and knock on the door.

Do you know why the actor's RV is always shaking after lunch? My guess is that he and his wife are trying to burn some calories. Can you guess what they are doing? Do you know who is this action star? How about his television host wife?

45 comments:

  1. Baka naman naglalabas lang ng toxins ng liver. HAHAHAHA

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  2. ay grabe BAD boy and naughty girl! :D

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  3. tum-ma! i pledge to thee.

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  4. This is so obvious! Haha!

    Chizzy

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  5. One of the easiest so far! Practice lang kasi baka may tumama na earthquake soon!

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  6. I made it easy because there is nothing bad with what they are doing. They are married and having fun. =)

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  7. hahaha this one is a give away! =) no clue needed.

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  8. Lol...baka extended honeymoon?

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  9. Direk: "saan si ____ _____?"

    PAs/Body Guards: "Indian lang po sa loob ng van"

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  10. ALLAH! mahilig pala sila! INDIAn masama diba?

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  11. Hanep sa lunch ah, may kasama pang dessert.

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  12. Yes, good for them that they're having fun in their marriage. :D

    - Warla Han

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  13. Lover Boy si Bad Boy!

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  14. this is a no brainer mike. thanks for an easy one this time, after all the tough ones in the past!!
    maybe they just like to "party" after lunch! :D

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  15. Yeah, great blind item.
    Its nothing wrong, its actually nice that they are still lovey dovey and all sweet now that theyre married :)

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  16. Nothing wrong naman with what they do. It doesn't affect the crew either. They're HAPPY. Kinda sweet how bad boy waits for his wife to eat together. YIHEE. Good job! :) YEHEY to them!

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  17. Effective ang Revicon at Cossack Vodka sa tnaghali, jeje! =)

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  18. c mister ! i always found him so bad boy HOT!!!

    sincerely,
    pandora

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  19. whaaatt sila ba yung mag asawang nanalong best in national costume? LOL

    <3 toni

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  20. Lunch Break: "KAINAN NA!!!"

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  21. well, sabi nga ni action star..."lulubusin ko muna kabataan mo!" LOL

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  22. btw Mike, i commend you for almost always having a very appropriate photo to accompany your blog, matching sa title at sa topic. soooo cool ha! A+ for effort!..thanks for keeping us entertained and "thinking".....enjoy your vacay with your friends!! ;)

    sincerely,
    pandora

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  23. Doon sila naghahappy kasi after nun, yippe na and pag nagka baby yehey na!!! :)

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  24. Dear Pandora,
    Thank you for the kind words. Mwah. Keep loving Fashion PULIS.

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  25. Ok this one is easy. But I cant guess yung nanay na nang-utang sa doktorang anak ng P2M! Nyeeee. Clue please?

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  26. revicon forte batak ang muscles hahaha

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  27. it must be the vitamins batak ang muscles

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  28. Hehe pag basa ko palang ng action star sya na kagad naisip ko e, tapos may new wife who hosts pa. Confirmed!

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  29. yes this is easy..but wait till you find out naman who were the 'special' guests of that RV before..only the walls of that RV knows..remember when the RV had a slight problem of fire a few years ago and a super sikat actress went out of the RV wearing only a robe..he he he

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  30. ay ang hirap. clue pa nga... hahaha!

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  31. gusto ko na lang kumanta ng my pledge of love! hahaha!

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  32. this is only a clear indication that the writer wants to destroy the image of the couple. very timely that it was written when the 2 has movie to be shown this week...grabeee

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  33. Ay hindi nakapasa ang previous comment ko. Tumpak siguro hula ko. This one is easy. Thanks Mike Kasi most of your stories di ko ma solve. This one was easy. :D

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  34. TUMpak na TUMpak!!!

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  35. they are just practicing their human rights. hehehe.
    they are married so go go go. hahaha.

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  36. are they catholic?

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  37. muslim ang lolo, feeling katolika ang lola, pero i doubt sa pag-uugaili nya na mang-agaw... pumatol s may asawa o ex-asawa at maka sira ng pamilya..

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  38. tatawa na lang ako aha aha aha aha hahahaha!

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  39. love...love..love...

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  40. sabik pa sa isa't isa :) *late reply* hahahahha

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