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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

A Meaningfully Loaded Joke


Clients at a high-end salon were shocked when they experienced first-hand, the tactlessness of Antagonistic Celebrity (AC). Although AC has been subjected to commentaries on her attitude and way of dealing with people, she has become immune to such criticisms. Sometimes, when tabloid blind items are alluded to her, denials are immediately issued to protect her image. Despite all the damage control, AC unwittingly exhibits her true nature when cornered during ambush interviews.

When AC entered the high-end salon, waiting clients did not really budge as they were not interested familiar with her. AC probably looked familiar, but they did not care much, as they were getting their expensive treatments. Like the usual salons, various magazines where available for clients to read. From the corner of her eye, AC saw that one client was looking at the cover that featured Pretty Performer (PP) and Versatile Beauty (VB).

To have PP and VB together in a photo is a feat in itself, as both have accomplished so much in their careers since the time they were starting out in the same studio. Although VB was already active in the industry doing bit roles and ads, it was PP who had the head start. Since getting her big break, PP has never looked back, which sometimes gave the impression that she also did not want to look back to the time she was with her first network. Meanwhile, VB rose to fame because her projects clicked with the audience, but fame went with a price. Every move that she made seemed to be watch, and every faux pas was deemed laughable.

When AC saw that other clients were peaking at the cover of the said magazine, she overheard them praise the classy posts of VB and PP. Apparently, the clients were impressed with the spread and the fashion concept of the feature. AC jokingly went to see what the fuss was about, and with one look, she threw a one-liner. She allegedly said that VB looked like the aunt of PP. After a few seconds, she walked away and proceeded to the treatment room. The client could only shake her head and did not bother to respond because she realized that AC was not even worth comparing with the looks of VB and PP.

‘Humility is the true key to success. Successful people lose their way at times. They often embrace and overindulge from the fruits of success. Humility halts this arrogance and self-indulging trap.’ - Rick Pitino

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62 comments:

  1. Si kubs na naman ba ito?

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    1. AC - J, VB - A PP - M VB and PP had a recent project together. Napakainsecure talaga nitong si J

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  2. AC is the older jinx

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    1. AC-J, PP-A, VB? All KaF

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    2. VB- M from KaH

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    3. Maybe AC is H dahil si M ang pinintasan hindi si A.

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    4. pwede rin @2:11

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    5. No hint pointing to H. I also dont think it's j bec si M ang pinintasan. But initials fit

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    6. AC is L of KaH?

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    7. mali naman kayo classmates. si A ang pinintasan, mukha daw anti ni M: "that VB looked like the aunt of PP."

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  3. Wow fp ang hirap! any clues classmates?
    Easy peasy vb and pp. M and A
    Si AC wiz ko know

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  4. VP-A kaf
    PP-M kah
    Sino si AC?

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    1. Sino pa ba lalait kay A?

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    2. Baliktad ka

      VB is M kah
      PP is A kaf
      AC ia J kaf

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    3. VB looked like the aunt of PP daw so parang hindi si M, wala namang away si J kay M.

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    4. hay nako, common sense nga 1:44

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    5. 2.10 shunga basahin mo mabuti yong clues sa taas

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    6. its not J AC-H na kaaway ni M

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    7. How can this be H? H is living her dream and very successful. Maiinsecure sya sa dalawang yan? Like, duh. Si H pa talaga na nasa kanya na ang lahat.

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    8. at 1:10, ikaw ang baligtad bes. Si A ang versatile, hindi si M. LOL

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    9. 1:16 mali bes. PP mas nauna at may first network. duh.. lol

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  5. Ang masasabi ko lang sayo AC, hindi mo maachieve ang narating ni PP and VB. Ok, that's all, Im outta here! Lol! Charot!

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  6. AC is J na insecure kay A!

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  7. AC - J, VB -A, both kaf...PP - M from rival network..

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    1. Read carefully....PP wastge one who transferred network. vB stayed so your guess is wrong!

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  8. easy breezy

    VP - A
    PP - M
    AC - Older Jinx

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  9. AC - J older jinx
    VB - A kaF
    PP - M kaH

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  10. AC is G, who is a senior citizen na?
    PP is M
    VP is A

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  11. PP- M VB - A AC -J

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  12. "it was PP who had the head start."

    "VB looked like the aunt of PP."

    VB - M
    PP - A

    Kung AC is J, bakit si VB ang inokray nya? E sila ni PP ang may issue.

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    1. lahat naman kasi kina inggitan ni AC

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    2. i think this is C?

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  13. PP is A dahil tita looking daw AC is J

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  14. Ang masasabi ko lang AC, you will never be PP nor VB! You will never attain whatever accomplishments they made. Magpakabitter ka nalang kasi yun lang naman ang kaya mong gawin, dun ka lang magaling.

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  15. Hula lang... AC- J, kaF PP- A, kaF VB- M, kaH yun na yun hahahaha

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  16. PP is A because she had a head start to the time she was with her first network. VB is M. I guess AC is H?

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    1. @1:54AM you're correct, Insecure talaga si AC kay VB eversince

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    2. @2:04 AM, LOL maipilit lang talaga si H no? AC=J

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    3. please i need your convincing power to believe that its H, though is says that she was in a "high-end salon" napapaisip ako na si H nga to. pero gusto kong isipin na si J to hahaha kasi bet kong basahin mga BI tungkol kay J.

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    4. OMG dahling mali ka. Sabi nga daw

      'Despite all the damage control, AC unwittingly exhibits her true nature when cornered during ambush interviews'

      Di naman epic fail mga interview ni H eh. Si Older Jinx yan na kapag naiinterview ang daming pasaring at pataray sumagot tas minsan wrong grammar pa lol.

      Baka trip nya lang din laitin si VB kasi close sila ni PP.

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    5. @229, pero epic fail din ang grammar ni H, aminin kaya pwedeng siya din yan altho tingin ko si J yan

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  17. This is A and M. AC could either be older jinx na si J or H. Both have issues with either A or M. If this is older jinx grabe naman kasi she will never achieve what A and M has achieved. Kailangan niya ma nega writeup or date someone more popular to stay relevant kasi.

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  18. This older jinx is really too much to handle. I dont know why she's still getting protected by her talent management. She's really gifted with a thick face and insecurity. I pity her.

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  19. VB- M Kah
    PP- A Kaf
    AC - C Kah

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  20. For sure si H na naman yan, insecure talaga yang babaeng yan, A and M si PP and VB

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    1. Not H! |Read again.

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    2. 4:24 AM..wag mo ipilit, basa basa rin pag may tym ah

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  21. Si J ito. I don't think this is H. Not a fan of H, pero may class naman to sumagot kesa kay J. I don't think H will make that comment ng basta basta. patago siguro pero not in public.

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    1. Tama ka patraydor sumagot si H! Bait bait sa harap pero nananaksak sa likod!

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  22. Nako, yung bitter na si J ito. Sana man lang kung mahusay sya umarte di ba?

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  23. Nsa picture ang clues mga baks 😉😉😉

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  24. AC is not H, kse di nya nature un ganyan move. AC is J the older jinx kse sabi "Despite all the damage control, AC unwittingly exhibits her true nature when cornered during ambush interviews"..cno pba un kundi c older jinx

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  25. AC is not J coz she likes M. AC is H. Alam naman natin na sagad hanggang buto ang inggit ni H kay M.

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    1. Teh,
      1) Plastic si J.
      2) Pwede rin namang dahil like nya si M eh okrayin nya rin un... ginawa nya na kaya un with others

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  26. Di ako row 4 today yeheey!
    AC-Junkie older Jinx
    PP-A
    VB-M
    Hay naku halatadong masyado na insekyora si Jinx kay PP.

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  27. AC- older Jinx na sobrang nega all over
    PP- A
    VB- M

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