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Friday, July 1, 2016

The Kissing and Telling Actress

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That day, people at a resort were surprised when Up Front Actress (UF) came to the bar in the morning and asked for beer. Soon, UF ordered another bottle and got herself drunk. UF was even gargling her beer and did not care as to who saw her or how much she has been drinking. She was having fun away from showbiz, but she failed to realize that she was also a celebrity whose movement was being observed.

As soon as she was quite drunk, UF started to rant about her life. The staff could not help but listen and so did other guests. UF suddenly started talking about her alleged one-night stand with Cutie Crush (CC) the night before. UF said CC had dragon breath that she had to endure the whole night. Then, UF continued to complain that CC physically stank and that his armpit emitted odor. She even borrowed a piece of clothing, but threw it out because it smelled.

The rant of UF strengthened the assumption that she took the opportunity of getting cozy with CC, who was making an impression ever since the public discovered he could give most actors and singers a run for their money. Thus, finding herself with CC was the perfect chance for UF to check him out. She got was she wanted, and allegedly it was even a threesome. The noise coming from their room was enough to disturb the other guests. However, other guests could not complain because UF was in powerful company.

Despite the adventurous night, UF could not stop ranting during the aftermath. Yet, for her own reason, UF posted innocent photos with CC that sparked speculations that something could have happened between them. She is hot and so is he. However, the photos sparked more publicity than UF and CC wanted. Unknown to CC, UF was badmouthing him after their night together.

After a while, someone commented that UF was really just trying to make her presence relevant, as her career has reached a plateau and only her odd behavior as picked up by social media seems to be generating interest in her. Given the reputation of UF in social media, the way she drunkenly ranted on CC is no longer surprising.

‘You always end up getting involved in things because of, you know, the strange things your life brings you into contact with.’ – Edward Norton

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59 comments:

  1. UF - E
    CC - B

    Hula lang :)

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    1. Korekek. Walwal talaga si E.

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    2. Sa sobrang walwal ni E baka yung ano niya na yung mabaho XD

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  2. E and B ? oh no

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  3. UF is either Older jinx or A pero di ko sure

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  4. UF=A
    CC=B
    mukha namang kulang sa ligo si CC

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  5. B & P? Tama ba?

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  6. Why do I have a feeling na si E to lol.

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  7. Is this E the walwal girl?

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  8. UF- E makati pa sa higad haha and UF- S na mukhang my amoy nmn tlg hhahhaha

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    1. True haha rugged looking eh. Baka pinangangatawanan haha jk

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  9. Omg!! UF is E. CC is B.

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    1. Oo nga e! Oh nose...

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    2. Mukha nga.

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  10. This is B at P. Omg, sobra pala tlgang opposite pinapakita ni B sa tv noh?

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    1. Anong masamang image ni B sa social media, she only has 1 and i dont see any rants

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    2. Wrong UF is E and CC which is the guy is B

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  11. B- super sikat
    P- e ni K
    Grabe si B. Plastic

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    1. Wrong ka this is E

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  12. E and B?....totoo ba B?
    lagot ka E!!!!

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    1. More clau nman jan baks

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  13. UF - E CC - S Pak! 1st honors

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  14. Si B na nalilink kina G at P. Kaloka

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    1. cleaner ka baks. hindi actor si CC so maling mali yang G at P

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  15. Haha sabi na eh! Hindi pwedeng walang nangyari kay E and B.

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  16. Mukha naman talagang mabaho si CC. Ewan ko ba bakit sila guwapong guwapo dun. Syempre titikman ni UF yan! Hindi magpapahuli si UF.

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    1. si UF pa. si E at si J malamang conquest niya.

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    2. Ako din di ko magets appeal nyan mukhang dugyot na di naliligo prng pawis pawis n ewan hahaba

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    3. mabaho nga!

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  17. Si UF ay si E at si CC naman si B. Medyo mukhang dugyot nga si CC parang yagit na mabaho lol

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  18. UF - E CC - B sana lng nag dedeodorant namn at toothbrush bago ang lovemaking

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    1. drunken f$&@ing yun, di lovemaking. may pagkakaiba.
      talk about a casual encounter!

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    2. it wasn't love, it's lust!

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  19. kumakanta ba si B?

    kainis ka B. you're taken.

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    1. kumakanta po siya fyi :)

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  20. Hahaha so funny.Pero I wonder how she smells.baka nauna lng syang bumangon, sa time na magkasama sila more likely same lang sila ng kinain at ininom its a tie haha. E and B hahahahaha shame this girl is soooo lol

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    1. More like shame B for cheating on his partner

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  21. awww..nakaka-TO naman si B!

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  22. So the guy really smells bad talaga? Hiya naman si B kung ganon. As if naman hygienic rin si E girl. Haha!

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  23. E the walwal girl. What's new?

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  24. smoker kasi kaya bad breath si B. haha. yan napala mo E buti nga sa'yo. higad kasi

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  25. May jowa na si B diba? Bad B-reath!

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  26. Malay ba ni e ma nabahuan din sa sampaguita nya si b haha!

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  27. Sina E at B agad pumasok sa utak ko. Alam na...

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  28. hahaha E and B to!
    sana pinaligo muna kase before the keme..

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  29. UF is E. CC is B.

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  30. ewwww. si E ito at si mala barumbado..parehas namin sila may itsura at mukhang ma jontot!

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  31. Shower before keme para enjoy yun na! Hahahaha.

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  32. "She got was she wanted, and allegedly it was even a threesome"
    -alam na
    UF-E
    CC-B

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  33. UF = E
    CC = B

    Walang appeal si B.

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  34. Hula lang is UF - E KaF and CC - B. If my guess is right, I agree with other comments B is kinda dugyot. I don't see the appeal.

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  35. Gee if mabaho si B bakit hiniram pa nya damit? Bitter lang si E.

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