Trouble at a Wedding Expo?

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Over the weekend, the participants of a wedding expo were left waiting outside the venue. It seems that the organizer still has to settle some matters with the management of the venue. Even if the exhibitors have set up, the place is still locked as of Saturday afternoon. No one can enter the venue. Suppliers, fashion designers, exhibitors, performers, etc., were left waiting outside the venue for hours.

The said wedding event is one of the most awaited bridal fairs as it ushers in the bridal month of June. More so, this event has been staged for almost nine years, and has a certain following. Hence, it is a wonder why the organizers overlooked such a crucial matter with the venue. Hopefully, the organizer can bounce back and live up to its theme of having a happily-ever-after ending for this event.

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The Impeachment That was - That's Entertainment

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The recently-concluded impeachment trial of former Chief Justice Renato Corona was one for the books, an ultimate spectacle, depending on whose side you took. Truly, it's only in the Philippines that something as serious would still elicit entertainment from both the trial participants and the audience that religiously followed them. The 40-day teleserye had it both - drama and comedy - with all its attendant stars and villains.

Whose heart would not melt at the sight of the embattled Renato Corona narrating his family's very humble "no aircon and no househelp" lifestyle. Oh, that's so very Ripley's believe it or not. Come on, Mr. Corona, your fabulous wife would have beaten you to death long ago had you subjected her to these. You think your crocodile tears which fall at whim would work magic just like that? Remember that even the "unscripted" reconciliation with the Basa's did not impact as expected...yes, inspite of Mrs. Corona and the sisters's facebook smiles.

The ex-Chief Justice looked so pathetic while justifying his financial genius in a tearful three-hour monologue which he capped with a walkout. His refusal to be cross-examined led him to ask to be "excused" as the Chief Justice - the nerve. And why would the sweet sugar be the culprit, I just don't get it. Is that a mountain on a molehill? But still, I admire the guy for coming to his senses, thanks to his sugar-coated excuse. He regrettably returned riding in the most abused vehicle of the decade - the wheelchair.

And what about Corona's surprise nemesis for the day that did a litany of his many "palusot?" No other than bar topnotcher and deputy lead prosecutor Congressman Rudy Farinas. He definitely brought the house down with his brilliantly crafted revelations, matched with his sterling delivery and "maka-masa" Pinoy talk. Move over, Bong, Jinggoy and Erap - while you probably have the acting talent to boot, you can never have his skill. Farinas asked Corona how on earth would he think of buying dollars in 1949 when he was in Grade 4? Wow, that's Ripley's take two for me and you. And ohmaygas, there were so many countless Ripley's that followed thereafter. Farinas did savor his moment before his very approving audience. For his 15-minute fame, people have suddenly forgotten his Velez and Carlson love chapters. Uh oh, have we?

And oh Miriam, the unforgettable Senator Miriam Defensor "unlimited talk" Santiago? Her funny pick-up lines would have saved the day for the mostly impatient and irritated public. For the nth time, the feisty senator was mean to her audience - as she ruthlessly tortured them to listen to her scream, err -- speech. It was to her great advantage that her good friend, Atty. Vitaliano "hear no evil" Aguirre chose to behave that day. Otherwise, there would have been more angry bubbles floating in the air. And so, she did it again, her shameless self-promotion she had mastered to the hilt, making everyone, even the original Muhammad Ali cringed: I AM THE GREATEST AND ALL OF YOU ARE FOOLS!! Haha!

On the other hand, Senator Lito "picha pie" Lapid probably had the best moment of all, more than enough to gather admirers for his unparalled humility to admit his intellectual and scholastic limitations. A high school graduate judging a sitting Chief Justice of the Supreme Court was an ultimate nightmare he didn't think was coming, "Whew, pinagpawisan ako dun," was his reaction after explaining his vote.

Makes you want to think - MIRIAM and LAPID are senate seatmates. What do they talk about? But certainly, Miriam can learn a thing from Lapid on how to effortlessly trend on twitter worldwide. And for that helluva feat - he deserves the recognition. Bravo Leon Guerero!

And as one reader asked, what about the BAD senators - Bongbong, Arroyo and Defensor? Well, can others do the answering, pls? Kidding aside, I commend the three for standing up to their principles. Mr. Corona owes them big really. At least, he was not orphaned.

Finally, the impeachment presiding officer and defense lead cousel Juan Ponce Enrile and retired Justice Serafin Cuevas, respectively - what can I say? I'm stoned and speechless. If all 80 plus gentlemen have their briliant memory, Gingko Bilova will definitely run out of business. Eat your heart out, kuya Kim! Pray that these two legends will not decide to screw you up, or you, too, would be out of business.

That's it, folks. That's entertainment for you. Impeachment style. Only from our beloved Philippines.

Incessant Actress

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It seems like a veteran singer actress (VS) is still smitten with a businessman (BM), who was once her boyfriend. BM pioneered a hit idea in telecommunication some years ago, and hobnobs with media personalities. While in her marriage with a good-looking guy, VS still likes BM. However, BM did not consider VS more than a friend after their break up. Besides, BM was involved with a media personality (MP), and was happy with his relationship. Despite this situation, VS would ask BM to be her escort in gatherings and other special events. The husband of VS did not mind this as he was quite secure with VS, and BM was also a good friend.

The time when VS and her husband separated, was, coincidentally, the time when BM and MP were having problems, too. So VS took the opportunity to strengthen her ties with BM via social media, publicly at that. She would go to the gym at the same time BM would be working out. She invited him to a once-in-a-lifetime event and claimed she had an extra ticket. While in that event, BM and VS bumped into MP and her family. Seeing BM and VS together got MP upset, and BM said that he and VS were not together. To prove his point, he left ahead of VS. (VS - 0, MP - 1)

In another instance, VS invited BM to a concert, again, via social media. Because BM and the concert performer were once linked, he was just not interested to go. To make sure BM went, VS invited members of his family. Consequently, BM had no choice but to go with VS.

Despite what happened to her married life, VS is one of those actresses who had maintained a solid career. She was never lacking in assignments, and was always visible on TV. She is not at all bad-looking, too. Now, why does she seem so desperate for BM who is not even interested anymore? She can have other men given her beauty and brains. Meanwhile, BM is still dodging whatever attempts VS is doing, while MP hates the guts of VS. Incidentally, how would VS and MP react when they bump into each other, now that VS crossed over to the other station?

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Display of Pretentiousness

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The pompous host (PH) is known for her impeccable command of English and earning recognition for her advocacies from various organizations. Her choice of shows has been limited to lifestyle shows that feature the finer things in life. Later on, she branched out into having her own line of products catering to household needs.

However, some sectors are tired of PH trying too hard to belong to the elite. PH loves to name drop high-end brands, artists, jewelry makers, among others. For example, when people heard her talk about a famous American painter, it seemed like she owned the original. However, what she owns, allegedly, is a print of the original.

At a small dinner party, she talked about the rarity of a pair of earrings a friend got for her. The friend got the earrings, as she said, from an exclusive high-end jewelry maker abroad. She also spoke of how expensive these earrings were. She did not know that some of the guests were laughing behind her back because those earrings were available online at a discounted price.

Sometimes PH and her friends are topics in society dinners because of their pretentious habits and constant name-dropping. They earned the nickname, “AbFab,” which is based on a British sitcom about a couple of social climbers.

Moreover, some also noticed that PH could not keep herself from making catty comments behind the back of people. They wonder if PH is jealous of people who have more money, or bitter that she does not have as much to live the lifestyle she desires and projects.

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Disappointing Remarks

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Young articulate host (AH) belongs to the elite circle of TV personalities who were able to combine education with a showbiz career. When AH was just beginning his career, he was easily noticed because he talks well in both English and Filipino. He looks good on screen, too.

In one of his guest stints, AH became close with a fellow judge (FJ). FJ is making a name in the network after her acting break in a soap opera. Slowly, FJ is also moving away from the image of "the little sister." Their closeness extended to FJ visiting AH in his tapings. However, FJ has to bring along a relative or another talent to the set of AH so it would not be too obvious that she likes him. It would have been simple, but FJ has a boyfriend.

People noticed their closeness and started teasing AH about it but he merely shrugged it off. His next unsolicited statements stunned the people who were within hearing distance. AH said that he would rather be with FJ than with the sexy star (SS) who invited him to her condo but he declined. AH added that he was afraid he might get AIDS from SS. AH said that FJ was a better choice as he was sure FJ was clean. Since the boyfriend was away, they could spend time together according to AH.

It seems AH forgot about his good-boy image when he overreacted and spoke of SS in such a derogatory manner, and when he continued to entertain FJ even if he knew she had a boyfriend.

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