Wednesday, December 24, 2014

A Quaint Performance

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More often than not, big companies usually invite celebrity singers to perform at their corporate events for added entertainment and ooomph. Although it doesn’t come cheap, they try to raise funds for the purpose.

A Call Center company CC decided to celebrate its Christmas party and hired the services of a Singer in Bloom SB. CC employees agreed to raise funds and allot a big budget for the talent fee of SB whom they wanted to see and hear perform live. But they never thought that they would be in for a shock.

On the day of the party, SB came late, as in 2 hours late! On top of that, she looked like she was not in the mood. At one instance, SB was talking on the phone with raised voice. People who heard her  presumed she was talking to her boyfriend. (Read: rumored boyfriend, Handsome Singer HS) on the other line. SB’s demeanor naturally stressed the people at CC.

Unlike other professional performers, SB did not practice their mantra: The show must go on. True, she performed, but only did for the sake of it. SB was nowhere near performance level. To say that she under-delivered was a misnomer, the CC people felt they were had – and no one can blame them.
  
SB performance suffered big time – 1st  song, she forgot her lyrics, 2nd song, she failed to hit the notes, 3rd song, her timing was so off and not synchronized. All these because she had a bad day and was not in the mood.  

Some employees regretted doing away with some perks and raising funds just so they could pay her huge talent fee. They all chorused, “ Sayang! ”   Oh well. The company swore to never hire SB again.

As a side note, those who know SB and HS well naughtily wished them good luck in their relationship and hoped that there will be less bad days to come. One of them quipped, “ In the first place, what can you expect in such a relationship? Can they not be please be true to themselves? “

Que sera, sera. What will be, will be.

“ One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.”  ~ John Lennon

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70 comments:

  1. SB - A? yung retokada

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    1. at ang bf nyang rabbit. :D

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    2. easy peasy, eto ung na b.i. before na nagparetoke ng boobs pero hindi natanggap sa men's magazine

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    3. yes si A na.. . SB = A BF na singer - E

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  2. SB- A
    HS- E
    Lol imbyerna ba si ate at nakakahalata na kay HS??

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  3. salt and pepper. ang alat mo.raw Te ayaw ni peppermint

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    1. Si pepper kase gusto pepper din lol

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  4. This is A. Sureness!!

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  5. SB-A
    HS-E

    bakit ayaw pa kasi aminin (kung meron man) ang relasyon.

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  6. SB = A
    HS = E (of questionable orientation)
    CC = No idea.

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  7. A and E of Kaf po ito!!!

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  8. Natatawa ako sa pairing ni SB & HS, parang walang naniniwala na seryoso sila given the....dubious nature of their "preferences"

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  9. Is this A rumored gf ni E?

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  10. Ano ba kaseng trip netong HS na to at nagjojowa jowa pa ng gurlash eh lam naman nya na hindi sila talo ng mga nakakarelasyon nya kuno, magout na lang kase! As of SB kawawa naman sya pero she should learn how to be professional para hindi naman imbyerna mga tao naghahire sa kanya

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    1. hmmm sa lahat ng interviews alam nman na c girl yong habol ng habol.oa na sya lately kahit sa a.nkaka annoy na.

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    2. 1.34, tinanong na un sa kanya at ang sabi niya ay pinag-usapan daw nilang dalawa yon na siya na lang ang bahalang magsalita about sa kanilang dalawa.

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  11. Try ko lang...

    SB: the ugly swan
    HS: the closet queen

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  12. SB - A
    HS - E
    CC - ?

    First honor akeyy!!!! ahahaha

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    1. first honor eh question mark ang sagot mo sa CC. anong first honor jan. haha

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  13. SB - R
    HS - E na ex ni R

    First time commenting dito. First row agad!

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  14. Is this A?
    The bf is E?
    Can u pls be true to urself? E is bkla? Hukuman na ang bahalang mgpasya.

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  15. SB - The "shunggril" singer
    HS - ex ng sexy starlet na may malalaking B

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  16. A. Di ako nagagalingan sa kanya. Bat sya pa dapat ung mga ibang singers na lang na baguhan mas may effort pa. Isa pa hindi believable ang relationship nila prang pilit.

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  17. Si A na feeling superstar. Sa dami rami ng singer bakit kasi si A pa ang kinuha ng CC hndi nman xa ganun kagaling kumanta tulad ng iba tsaka ang yabang ha, parang ang mahal ng talent fee nya kasi nga nag tulong2 pa ang mga agents para lang sa TF nya. Such a wrong move for the company.

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    1. KASI magaling sa mind conditioning ang HN ni A kaya nadenggoy CC sana magsilbing aral na NOT ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD. Outbound siguro ang CC?

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    2. Kalowka ka te. Not all that glitters is not gold? Baka diamond yan. Hahaha katol pa more. Kung maka correct parang ang galing eh mali din naman.

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    3. Tama yung not all that glitters is gold. Ang tawag dun idioms. smh

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  18. Si A ito. First honor!!!

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  19. Si miss second-rate-trying-hard-copycat mapa boses at looks ni SB.

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  20. Basic!

    SB-A na copycat
    HS-E ex ni R

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  21. Every letter makes a sound. The Q says... Alam na. Why? I like her pa naman. D

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  22. Wow ha pa bonus ang BI ni FP today. Super give away. Lol!

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  23. Si A to. Yung Bf si E.

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  24. Naku na-tanso sila... Sana daw yung ORIG na lang at least kahit mahal ang TF sure na sure na more na more at give na give kahit nga diba paos at pumiyok piyok yung orig talagang bigay na bigay pa rin

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    1. PLEASE Billion Trillion Lightyears ang agwat ni ATE sa A na yan!

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  25. SB - A
    HS - E
    Wait, handsome ba talaga sya? XD

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    1. Handsome din ang hanap

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    2. Handsome version of kuya *toot* *toot*

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  26. SB - A HS - E In the first place, what can you expect in such a relationship? Can they not be please be true to themselves? “ T at B?

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  27. Alam na..ang singer na alaga ni b..ang boyfriend..paminta..velvet l..

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  28. SB - A HS - E yun na! D naman xa handsome ah.

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  29. Same happened dun sa sshow mali lyrics niya Basta makasigaw, ok na.

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  30. Really?? "Handsome" singer?????

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  31. Ay! Lumalabas na a g tunay na bagoong ni Idol..sayang..akala ko pa naman mabait..may tinatago din pala...

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  32. Ang ganda ni HS. BWAHAHAHAHA.

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  33. Si A ba ito na maraming improvements sa pagmumukha pero sa singing naman wala? Kaya cguro stagnant na career ni ateng at puro t songs na lang kinakanta. Mukhang mas sikat pa sa kanya cia un mga kids,

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  34. yong b prod nya.grabeh lng yong ka oahan nya.hanap sya ng hanap kai E.feeling superstar c ateng!

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  35. Ateng A na dead na dead kay Ateng E.

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  36. Ang galing ko initials palang nahulaan ko na. Tapos after kung binasa tama ako!!! (sensya masaya lang dahil pasko) These are A and E! Mga dugong berde!

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  37. ang jeje naman nitong call center na to! bakit si A ang hinire na talent for chrismas party? Wahahaha

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  38. Di ko pa man nababasa ang BI may naisil na ako sino ang Bida. Dahil sa Caption. Nakakaloka! Si A ng KaF!

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  39. Si chararat at si paminta

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  40. hindi naman handsome si HS.

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  41. Haaaaaaaaaa initials nasa fekchur

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  42. Hope that E will just admit that he is gay. I have personally witnessed how he act and talk in person, and it doesn't take a genius to figure out that he is definitely gay.

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  43. "A" ang babaeng adik sa body and face enhancements

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  44. Imbiyerna lang kasi kung saan niya ilalagay ang status ngayong Christmas, SMP sa mainit ba o malamig? Kasi parang siya lang ang amin ng amin about their relationship. Samantalang si Pepper, umiiwas at ngumingiti lang. Mas napaamin pa kaya siya noon kay R. Iisa kasi ang last name kaya parang friend lang.

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  45. Wait, bigla akong nalito. Espadahan o pompyang?

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  46. Di ba nababalita din na tivoli si A?

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  47. Diko knows at first pero dahil sa mga comments, getsung ko na. Sayamg sya. I thot mabaiy sya.

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