Thursday, November 28, 2013

Please Keep It Clean

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An Upscale Hotel UH located in a vacation city was going to have a corporate event. UH made an offer to a hunk actor and commissioned him to be the host of the event. Unfortunately, hunk actor had to beg off because of a very hectic schedule. UH then turned to a Celebrity Host CH for the job, but UH was extremely shocked and discouraged by the talent fee being charged. CH quoted a very big amount which UH believed was already the rate for big stars for which CH was not - and is not.

They then turned to getting the services of a once Popular Personality who had moved into a new career when hosting offers were slowly getting scarce. PP thus accepted UH's offer to host its corporate event. Expectedly, his talent fee was the lowest from the others who were previously considered - a fair amount at least.

Apart from the fee, UH provided PP with free hotel accommodation so he could rest before and after the event. The event went well and PP had a good time. The next day, it was time for check out and PP's departure. Hotel staff sent PP well wishes and thanked him.

However, when the staff went to his room for the clean-up, they were reportedly shocked by what they saw. PP's room was unbelievably dirty, his sheets were all soiled and muddy (?). They couldn't begin to think where the mud came from. The sheets were also littered with several strands of genital hair. PP even left a pair of socks that smelled oh so foul like no other. The staff just couldn’t believe their eyes - and nose - at such revelation.

Certainly, it was not the kind of image that they have of PP. Although he maybe past his prime, PP is still considered a celebrity, hence the staff kind of expected a more pleasant personality of him.

Oh well, stories like this sometimes become understandable if you consider the person's history. Could PP be still living the life he had not too long ago? Your guess might be as good as mine.

" Everyone tries to define this thing called Character. It's not hard. Character is doing what's right when nobody's looking. " ~ JC Watts

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55 comments:

  1. KaH to! Minsan lang kasi sila nakakapasok sa mga mamahaling hotel, kaya sinasagad ang stay! Gosh! Kaloka!

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    1. Alam na natin yan, pero sino bang KaH ito?

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    2. mukhang mayaman naman sila. parang galit lang yata sya. Bf yan ni M lol.

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    3. 1:06 Si K, jowa ni R

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  2. Brother ni once-famous hunk?

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  3. Ewwww kadiri naman yan, poor hygiene! No idea kung sino, wait for more clues

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  4. si K to baka gusto nya ulit bumalik s i lol

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  5. k ba to na medyo maangas?

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  6. ito yung BF ni meme K..... first honor ba aketch?

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  7. this is K , yung bitter parin sa isang rshow hhahaha

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  8. Kapangalan ng anak ni nstar

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  9. Hhhhmm. Si K na bf ng patolera. Hahaha. Tumpak kaya?

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    1. Pak na pak. Sino kaya yung kasama niya sa kuarto gf niya o iba?

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    2. 1:31 Wala namang sinabi na may kasama ah!

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    3. sa statement na nagkalat ang p hair, siyempre inisip ni Anon: 1:31, at naisip ko rin, na siguro ay may kasama siya, na may nakatalik siya. Ano, solong nagbunot lang p hair?

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    4. Hahaha! Tama ka Anon 9:28am. Solo lang? :)

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  10. kapangalan nya yung anak ni Sakay... tama b?

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  11. kapangalan ng ndawter!!yun na!!

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    1. Pak na pak na pak na pak teh hahaha!

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  12. E2 ung bf ni patola.

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  13. K na may gwapong siblings sikat sila nung late 90s

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  14. Anong eksena nung mud and pubes? Lol di ko getsung

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  15. Na intriga naman ako dun sa muddy. Ano naman kaaya ginawa nya at may lupa pa sa kama?!

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    1. Oo nga. same here. wonder talaga. hahaha!

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  16. I don't get why there had to have mud in the sheets the pubes were understandable but mud?

    guys can u enlighten me with this one.

    and also clueless of who this guy is.

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    1. hahaha nagsasaka siguro sa bukid dahil hindi naman busy si kuya

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  17. Defender ng kanyang gf

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  18. Hhhhhmmmmm parang si K...tama kaya?

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  19. si kuya g! joke! hahaha!

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  20. Dugyut nmn tlga cya n poorita kya cguro ganun. bf ni patola girl

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  21. No wonder mainit ang ulo , does he have a "h"?

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  22. Si K, sure na. ha-ha-ha!

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  23. Pubes, understandable. Mud? anyare? Baka may himala. Hehehe...

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  24. Baka naman yung mud galing sa luggage niya, pinatong siguro sa kama eh ang dumi dumi nun.

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  25. Kaloka yung 3rd choice si K ha, not 1st, not 2nd but 3rd. Hihihi

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  26. Kuha ko na agad . Wala sa face ha at sa accent hahahahahahahaha. Ewwwwww!

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  27. ah, easy peasy... j!

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  28. Parang gusto kong umakyat sa B and see the room baka meron pang pubes

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  29. baka tumakbo sa labas habang umuulan. pagbalik diretso higa sa kama ng di inalis ang running shoes since magche-checkout na naman sya. naputikan ang sheets. stinky socks.

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  30. Si K ito. I saw him in Greenhills once and nilapitan ko kaso grabe ang ANGHET! Di naliligo.

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