Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Ravenous Workings of the Host

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Over the years, the infamous host (IH) has amassed a substantial amount of money, lavish homes, impressive vehicles, etc. First, he has a contract that brings him eight figures per month. In addition, the amount generated by his sponsors goes directly to him. Second, his studio even bumped off a talented star just to accommodate his need for a better location.

However, IH is still not happy - he wants more than what he is getting. His monthly take (not including product sponsorship that is guaranteed for a minimum of three months) is divided equally between him and two executives (E1 and E2). Since his contract is about to end, he wants a substantial increase in his monthly take, and a change in the sharing. IH wants 60%, while E1 and E2 will get 20% each. E1 has agreed to the proposal, but E2 refused. E2 claims that he was responsible for brokering the deal between IH and the current network. Thus, IH and E2 had a falling out and E2 no longer attends the events of IH.

Now, IH is calling the attention of some bigwigs in his network to start fixing his contract. Since a new executive was hired a few months ago, IH is worried that it might not be renewed.

So, what does he do? In his show, he started greeting his former co-hosts, and thus, has given the impression that he is indeed moving out. Well, there is more to that. IH seems to be pursuing and getting    chummy with the higher ups of his former network.

He was seen having a casual conversation with one of the siblings of the owners in a vacation spot down south. The owners of this network do not really interfere with the way things are run in their network, as they believe in their competent management. IH is also trying to gain favour from a powerful network insider (NI).

NI is responsible for the quality of talents that the network has. However, IH has a sworn enemy (SE) in the network. SE is one of the pillars of the production/management team. SE will be a difficult match for IH as both have had a connection that ran deep, and which had hurt SE in the past.

How far will greed go? Will IH leave the network who gave him the chance when he left? Will his former network welcome him back hoping he could topple the other show that has reigned over for decades?

“He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.”― Socrates

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127 comments:

  1. Si mister yabang ito! Di na talaga nagbago.

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  2. Si you dont do that to me ba to?

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    1. Siya. Kapal nya

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    2. QUE HORROR!!!! WAG NA SANA SIYANG MAKABALIK!!! KAPAL!!!

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    3. si bosing ito

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    4. Alin ang mas nakakatakot, ang pagbabalik sa Kaf ni you don't do that o misis ni to the max? Baka kung bumalik, kasama ang co-hosts. Oh no ! ! !

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  3. wala pa ako maisip. hintay hintay muna.

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  4. si W ito ... alam na! :)

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  5. utang na loob! wag na pabalikin yan!

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  6. Sino pa ba?!

    Si "don't do that to me" guy!!!!

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  7. obvious naman ito eh. . . ang medyo mahangin na host na nasa ikalimang istasyon

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  8. c W na naman? super demanding!

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  9. you dont do that to me.

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  10. the picture says it all. You don't do that ...

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  11. OMG I hope wag na sya bumalik!!!!!

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  12. eto yata ung sa g*ling g*ling...
    talagang sinking ship na siya...

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  13. gahaman gahaman gahaman.. magretire na siya tutal lagi siyang nagrereklamo about sa health niya..

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  14. IH - the writing is on the wall

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  15. Naku, wala ba talagang pipigil! Whoa!

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  16. wag nang tanggapin yan.. di na rin sya nag ri-rate... isaksak nya sa baga nya yun mga jacket nya... yabang kasi..

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  17. Wow! Kapalmuks! Yun na!

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  18. You don't do that to me!

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  19. Eh sino pa ba! Behave na kasi.

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  20. need ko ng jacket. Bigyan ako ng jacket! Ayaw ni ethyl alcohol ng ganyan.

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  21. Ay si bigyan ng jacket! Haha! Sana wag na sya bumalik!

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  22. bigyan ng cellphone at jacket. yun na!

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  23. he's willing to do anything......

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  24. Xa ang pro-JUICER! Lol

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    1. HAHAHAH! i remember him saying that

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  25. Xa ang pro-JUICER! Lol

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  26. Ganid na yan masyado syang sakim. Tignan lang natin kung makakabalik yan sa former network nya after all that he did.

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    1. Oo nga mayaman na nga nag papayaman pa. Wala talaga syang kakuntekuntento sa pera.

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    2. Di naman nag rerate yung show nya tapos magana pa syang taasan ang kita nya.

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    3. *after all he done(past tents)

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    4. @anonymous 2:02am tents? magcamping ka? madame ba kayo, pajoin naman.

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  27. Yung connection ni R sa former network nya is yung ka family nung may ari nang network na may advocacy na linisin ang ilog pasig.

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    1. Eh di maglinis na lang sya sa ilog pasig at ng makatulong naman sya sa kalikasan.hindi yung puro yabang na lang.

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    2. mahilig talaga sa basura ung kamaganak na may advocacy.

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  28. Kapal talaga ng mukha nya.. Pagkatapos nya magmalaki na maganda sa bago nyang network at walang kwenta yung mga nasa kabila e babalik pa xa ngayon sa ka-F? Utang na loob mga biss ng ka-F wag na kayo magpauto sakanya. Mas ok pa ang showtime kesa sa shiw nya. Nakakabadtrip na BI to. Ahaha.. Ina-announce nya pa daw na by september lilipat na sya.. Kapal talaga

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  29. Who else but the inggratong masyadong sa taas ng lipad! paglagapak nyn una mukha tiyak! pde ba Kafam wag na wag nio na sya kunin, pleaseeeeeeeeee

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  30. seryoso, pag tinanggap pa ng kafam yan, hindi na ko manonood ng kafam. no matter how much i live their shows. wala ng credibility pag tinanggap pa nila yan. i may be just one person. and y'all may think na ano naman kung di ako manood. true, pero di ko talaga kaya mapamood pa yang walanghiyang yan. he's just too much! hindi nya pwede paikutin lahat sa palad nya!

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    1. 'Yon lang kawalan na ng credibility agad for you? Ang walang credibility ay yong itinatago ang katotohanan sa mga mamamayan, 'yong hindi ibinabalita ang katotohanan at may kinikilingang politiko, para sa'kin 'yon ang kawalan ng kredibilidad. Kung 'yon lang ay kawalan na ng kredibilidad na agad, eh ang babaw naman. Malay mo kung nagkapatawan na yong dalawa di'ba? Silang dalawa lang naman ang involve sa gulo nila, eh, tsaka personal na 'yon, hindi pang-masa. #justsayin'

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  31. napansin ko nga din yan.. nung panggabi pa ung show nya, grane ung kapaiyan nya over his ex-cohosts.. tapos lately, super friends na ulit sila ni J.. nakoooooooo.. sana naman wag na sya bumalik sa family..

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  32. How far WILL greed go?

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  33. Madami plng pera 2ng si greedy host. Mgtayo nlng sya ng sarili nyang network... duh!

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  34. WOW naman. yung manyakis to!

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  35. hay naku sa totoo lang hindi sya nakakatulong sa network namin, yes m currently working in the network, alam nya he has failed on his projection that he can improve his ratings when he suggested and insisted moving the time slot of his show, it has become worse just goggle agb nielsen mega manila ratings, and to think, the network has to spent so much on improvements on the old cinema theater, even booted out the mega talented star which up to now she is still grieving and doesnt want to speak or trust anyone because of the sudden/abrupt decisions without her knowing last december 2012 just because gusto ni infamous host, alam mo ba he even ordered to pulled out all the mirrors in the dressing rooms from the main studio and transfer to the new one, ngayon we cant even use the dressing rooms coz there are no mirrors, que horror!! yes his contract is about to end in a few months...and yes the BIG Boss isnt smiling when he gave his speech last december infront of everybody the stars, executives and management staff and take note absent sina (infamous host at mega talented star) vtr clip lang sila mag greet sa supposedly gathering of stars ng network, parehong sumakit ang ulo ng mga executives at management....sino ang hindi matutuwa? at dahil pa sa kanila ang dami dami cost cutting ang ganap, ang mga nasa ibaba ang naipit, ang mga masisipag nagtrabaho nawalan ng trabaho/shows/ dahil wala na iproduce na commercial loads dahil sa arrangements ginawa nila....good riddance kung lilipat sya...hindi namin sya kailangan, wala syang pusong producer...

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  36. You don't do that to me!!

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  37. Kapag pinabalik siya paulit ulit lang ang cycle na yan. Aawayin din ang dating network, alis ulit then the series goes on. Wag masyadong Free W baka dumating ang araw na pinakahihintay ng mga kaaway mo.

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  38. Pumatol naman ang mga co-hosts niyang si J R and R. Mukha rin silang pera. You don't do this to me calls the shots sa bagong network niya pero hindi pa rin niya ma topple topple ang "other show". What made him think he can topple this if he goes back to the same network that made him.

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  39. Wag ka ng bumalik, isaksak mo sa baga mo jacket mo! Sorry am not sorry!

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  40. BI pa ba to? Very obvious naman, nag-iisa ka IH.

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  41. Pls do not tell me that he might be hired again after all the drama he had with his old network.
    Please..........
    Super sam a ng ugali ng taong eto. Yuck!
    He used to be my client. He was super rude already that time considering he didn't have a big show then. I could just imagine how bad his attitude now

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  42. Good luck na lang kung ibabalik sya sa KaF... Nakalimutan na ba nila kung paano sila i-threaten noon ni IH na magre-resign sya kung hindi tatanggalin yung taga-radyo ng KaF na inookray sya? Wala syang respeto. He bit the hand that fed him.

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  43. Ang kailangan ng taong ito eh Diyos. Siguro kung magdadasal sya sa sa Diyos at hindi sa pera, matutuo syang maging humble at hindi tratratuhin ang kapwa nya na parang hindi mga tao. Inatake na nga at lahat ganyan pa rin ugali mas lumalala pa. ANg gawin ya pumunta sya sa Rome at magpaBless kay Pope Francis para malinis kasalanan nya. Kalokah ka!

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  44. Oh, it is "Don't do that to me" indeed.

    Insiders from his' current network have shared that his current show basically does not even make the cut when it comes to lunchtime ratings, as in nada.
    I think inuunahan na lang niya mga execs nang current network niya para hindi lumabas na he's the one who's going to fired but instead, ipapalabas niya na lumipat na lang siya muli nang station; that's why he's making chummy na naman sa mga execs nang ka-fam.

    Woah, real slick there W. And another thing, pumapatol din siya ultimo sa mga wives nang mga cameramen niya. Such a douche! >:/

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    1. Oh talaga pumapatol siya? Pero hmmm.. I think ang dapat iblame ay yong mga babae dahil kung hindi sila papatol, walang mangyayari.

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  45. WOW! Wala syang utang na loob! pagkatapos nyang kalabanin yung network ngayon bumabalik sya.... talaga nga naman.... taong nagigipit kahit sa patalim kakapit... pathetic!

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  46. you know what, if his former station takes him back, then wouldn't be impressed with the network...heck, i might even switch to being a ka-heart if this arrogant guy steps back to abs...

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  47. IH is W but who is E1, E2, NI and SE? Mas interested akong malaman kung sinong 'tong mga taong ito kaysa maglabas ng sama ng loob dahil sasakit lang ang dibdib ko.

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    1. E1 - di ko alam
      E2 - feeling ko si mahaderang Crusty Fermented kasi diba sya ang more ang kuda about W noon. idk, ngayon ba pinagtatanggol pa din nya si W? Di kasi ko nanood ng 5 lately.
      NI - tagalinis ng ilog Genuine Leather
      SE - direk

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    2. Parang hindi yata si Shriek yong E2 kasi lalaki 'yon, eh? Pero sino yong direk? Di'ko pa rin gets, hehehe... Kung si GL 'yong NI, bakit siya nakipagbati kay W at mukhang gustong tanggapain ulit? Hindi kaya nagsorry si W sa kanya kaya ganun? Hay, ano ba yan! Naging hambog si W dahil sa pera, tsk tsk tsk!

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    3. IH is W E1 is the brotherly network boss E2 is M Manager and Mineral Water NI is direk J SE is the other head or EP "very small brown skin"

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  48. Paging all shareholders and stockholders of kafam..utang na loob,PIGILAN NYO!

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  49. Wala nang magic si W. If may dating pa sya, eh di dapat, mataas ang rating nya sa noontime slot nya. The fact is, single digit pa rin ang rating nya at wala nang gana ang tao sa kanya. Ang die-hards na lang na followers nya eh yung may gusto ng libreng jacket, wilphone at pamasahe pauwi. Huwag na sana patulan ng Ka-fam ang parinig nyang bumalik sa kanila. Sasakit lang ulit ang ulo nila kung nagkataon. He is not worth it. Mawawalan lang ng credibility and integrity ang ka-fam kung papayagan nilang bumalik si W sa kanila.

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    1. agree! wala nang charisma. natabunan na ng kayabangan at kabastusan. kahit ung matatanda nawalan na ng gana sa kanya

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    2. my thoughts exactly!!!!

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  50. ang empleyadong sakit ng ulo ng bossing. wg ba pabalikin or kunin yan sasakit lang ang ulo ng management jan. wag na silang kumuha ng batong ipupuktok nila sa mga ulo nila no!

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  51. Title palang alam na! C 'U don't do dat 2 me' itey!!!
    Initials nya yung nasa title (last name -> ,1st name).

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  52. boss na namamahiya ng empleyado.

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  53. This is the super yabang, maniac, feeling classy but really jologs host! Please lang, wag na syang bigyan ng show ever!

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  54. dapat sa mga taong kagaya nya eh maturuan nga leksyon. MAYABANG, WALANG MODO, BASTOS! dapat sayo eh maibalik sa kung saan ka galing para naman matauhan ha. YOU JUST DON"T DO THAT TO PEOPLE! YABANG!

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  55. Not sure if NI is pag umuulan, maangge... and SE - am thinking of JM or MS or CSC

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  56. SI HARI NG YABANG ITO. YUNG DALDAL NG DALDAL SA TV PAG MAY KAAWAY

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  57. Ganun pa ba kalakas ang hatak ni Curvey Hintuturo? Parang wala naman na... Poor him.. Kulang na lang sampalin nya ng dollars mga manonood nya para sambahin sya tapos gusto pa nya ng mas malaking cut??? BIGYAN NG JACKET

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  58. wala talagang loyalty si you dont do that to me, may pics siya na nag scuba diving with the sisterette ng exec ng kafam

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  59. Hindi na siya bagay bumalik sa ka fam, naka move on na mga tao sa ginawa niya sa dating network, masaya na ang mga madlang pipol sa party party..

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  60. well, kasalanan din ng TV 5, ke mr jacket dapat you apply the saying--- nip in the bud--- no second chance and teach him a lesson, BUT what did the other network do?? they gave him second chance, a show tapos ngayon inahas sila, moral of the story- drop him like a hot potato, for sure he will learn his lesson

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  61. Please, wag na siyang bumalik. Utang na loob. Wala na siyang itutulong sa former network niya. The ratings speak for themselves.

    Wala nang paninindigan ang former network niya kung tatanggapin na naman siya.

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  62. i will unsubscribe my tfc once they get him back...

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  63. he is trying to gain favour from SM's big boss. Si ms. LT naman pumipigil.:)

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  64. laos cean deep na itech.naku pls lang kpams wag nang pabalikin yan sa network nyo. maraming hindi matutuwa. baka langawin ang show nya.

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  65. Huwag na sanang makabalik

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  66. Maghahariharihan na naman mag papa-fire out na naman siya

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  67. Huwag na sang pabalikin!!!!!

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  68. Kahit ano network puntahan niya I will never watch this arrogant fool. Saksak niya sa baga niya ang jacket niya.

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  69. Sa mga kinauukulan ng dating network, nananawagan ako na please lang, wag nyo ng kunin ang lokong ito, teach him a lesson, lalo lang lalaki ang ulo at yayabang yan pag binigyan nyo pa ng chance makabalik. Mas importante pa din ang credebilidad kesa pera, minsan na kayong binastos yan, wag nyo nang hayaang bastusin pa kayo uli, please lang po!

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  70. Dun sya sa dagat ng basura nababagay kasama ng maraming plastic.

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  71. Dun sya sa dagat ng basura nababagay kasama ng maraming plastic.

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  72. oh my gulay! the comments here are unanimous! walang nagbabangayan sa comments! loves it! can we please forward this thread to kafams para knows nila ang sentiments ng LAHAT? yes, I dare say lahat. kasi ni isa wala ng may gustong bumalik pa sya. Karma's a bitch, W! ano ka ngayon???

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    1. Tumfak. 101% agree, requesting FP to do so

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    2. OH PLEEEEASE!!! Pakiforward sa execs ng dos! FP please do the honor! obvious naman na majority ng readers dito e kafam. so dos, please listen! baka totoohanin ng mga beks dito ang pagboycott sainyo!

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  73. The wheel of life nga naman.... that´s what you call karma in its purest form. dapat wala ng network na tatanggap sa mayabang na yan!!!!

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  74. Sabi ni chairman, he will ask daw his mancom.... hmmm parang di na ata sila talaga ganun ka close ni IH. IH's current network should not extend nor renew his contract with them... ingrato!

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  75. IH - free w sino si E1 at E2 and SE?

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  76. IH - free , sino si E1 at E2 and SE?

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  77. This is an easy BI. 'Wag niyo kasi siyang aanuhin. Baka ma-W kayo at bigla kayong mapa-w**

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  78. willing ba sya bumalik sa kafam... the fez! ay naku!

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  79. ang dali ng bi...si W lang ito. wala na bang mas mahirap

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  80. Si YOU DON'T DO THAT TO ME... 'to!

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  81. bigyan ng J yan!!!

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  82. nakaka-wili talaga ang maraming pera. you will do anything to hold on your money and power including swallowing your own dirt!!!!!!

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  83. bigyan ng J yan!! ahaha! masyadong greedy, ngayon babalik balik ka??

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  84. when he's on primetime sabi nya sya na ang magpapabago sa habit ng viewers who are used to watching teleseryes, pero ano? fail. Then nakipagbati sa dating kaaway so he can move to noontime, he demanded a new location, but nothing's new, pati ang title hawig pa din sa pinanggalingang palabas and the result? another fail. Sana matutong bumasa ng signs ang network na kinabibilangan nya na baka si IH ang malas sa pagpapatakbo ng istasyon na palaki nang palaki ang utang, wala nang nagawa ang attorney na executive, ngayon taga nawasa naman ang ilalagay, me mangyari na kaya this time? just asking.

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  85. Teka lang, D. Puputulin ko lang ito, kasi eto na namang si IE..

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  86. Malabo na sya kunin nung dating network. Ilusyon na lang yan ni host. Sobrang yabang kasi ng taong yan eh napakacheap naman ng show nya. Kadiri.

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  87. eww!! if he goes back to KaF sobrang nakakaturn off, baka maging ka-heart nko. i really can't stand his arrogance

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  88. Woww... Kaya pala dumalaw si Mr. M sa studio nila last week.

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  89. lacoste lng ang peg ni IH so buwaya! IH- fom W to B... E2- boss ni S and mny more NI-Mr. mmmmmm SE- is dis dear ate ? not sure!

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  90. What money can do nga naman... God bless your soul,

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  91. wag na pabalikin yan for the past 2 months natatalo talo na ng S consistent ang Eb, kaya na nila A at B yan, wag na si amo ni P noon

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