Saturday, February 16, 2013

Quaint Payment Scheme


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Beautiful actress (BA) had it all for many years -- fame, money, tv shows, movies, and the lots of connections. She had a contract with a network that assured her of the exposure and shows that kept everything going for her. Stories of her love life proliferated with the mysterious men of all kinds in her life. Foreigners, prominent politicians, fellow actors -- she had them all. The most colorful of these love interests was talented performer (TP).

When BA and TP came out as a couple, kibitzers immediately dismissed their supposed relationship as a farce. TP was said to be vainer than BA. At the same time, BA was also allegedly involved with a scion of a powerful political family then. Thus, the publicized relationship with TP was just a shield and a form of damage control to save their respective careers.

Now, BA is working doubly hard, often hopping from one channel to another to get much-needed projects. She needed every peso to sustain and maintain the kind of lifestyle she was used to, which is quite unattainable at this point. Undoubtedly, she is no longer as hot and in-demand as she was years back.

A few weeks ago, BA and TP bumped into a show where both of them were guests. Suddenly, BA remembered that she owes TP a few hundred thousand pesos. Before TP could even say anything, BA, in her usual bubbly manner, blurted out tactlessly in front of everyone, “Hey, can I just pay you sometime? Or we can just "make out" in exchange for it, you know?” Those who heard her laughed at her brashness, as they all knew of stories of TP's not-so-secret preferences.

However, there is more to TP than his rumored preference. Unknown to many, TP had lots of "energy" when he and BA were still together, as in they would really make effort to make time for it no matter how busy they were. But that was years ago. Will TP now bite into BA's proposal to do barter? Passionate service in exchange for hard, cold cash? You bet?

“Debt is like any other trap, easy enough to get into, but hard enough to get out of."

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138 comments:

  1. B.. As in Betty Boop..

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  2. Ive no clue at all...

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  3. To the highest level!! Yun Na!

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  4. Super B and This is the moment??

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  5. todo na yan! la-ocean deep na kasi sya...

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  6. hayyy naku Betty Boop kaya pa ba ni TP? This is the moment!

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  7. Ang giraffeeeee!! Tabi muna ako sa trash can.. Pakopya klasmeyts!

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  8. initials of surnames in the title..?

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  9. yaya ni margaux at this is the moment

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    1. Spoof lang ni BA ang yaya ni margaux no. Lookalike nya. Almost same name nga eh

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    2. bakit pwede bang sabihin ang totoong name dito? kaya nga puro aliases eh. learn how to connect the dots.

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    3. hahahah. oo nga noh, kamuka niya yaya ni margaux.

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    4. kapatid ata nya yung yayabels ni margaux

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    5. Naku. Hina ng pick-up ni anon 12:38

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  10. to the highest level!

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  11. Todo na to! To the highest level!

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  12. TP- this is the moment BA- bo

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  13. BA - highest level??
    TP - i'll never go??

    Puyat eh hirap manghula. Chos. :))

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  14. Paging all intelligent fp readers. Wag muna matulog at kailangan ang expertise nyo dito. Ang hirap :(( d ako mkapasok sa classroom...

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    1. Ay sorry po, wala nang makakareceive ng page na yan dahil naka-celfone na lahat ng tao.

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    2. Hello???? D ibig sbhin kpg ngsbi ng paging, pager na noh. D k b nkkpunta sa mall, hospital, etc? "Paging ms t***a, pls proceed to the reception area. Ano, pager???? Hahaha. Isip kc muna b4 mgcomment!

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    3. meron tlaga ibang tao dito makasagot at mambara lang lang kala nila tama tirada nila.. gaya ni anon 11:03. hindi alam difference ng paging at pager! hahaha ayan nag backfire sau!

      cely

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    4. at meron din mga tao na kagaya ni 10:04 PM na hindi magets yung banter ni 11:03 AM. Haaayyy....

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  15. Si masustansiya at si the champions.

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  16. How sad! To the highest level ang kalungkutan ko!

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  17. This is the moment, boo?

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  18. Kakanin starting with letter P

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    1. Kung maka-Wrong naman tong isang to. Di lng M*** ang nag-iisang kakanin sa Pinas. I think Anon 12:23 is referring to P***** P***** na kakanin. E ba't kasi umalis sa talk show nya ng walang dahilan - nawalan tuloy ng exposure.

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    2. Pichi2x yun na :)

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    3. Tama siya heller? Nabibili sa amber yung sinasabi niya! Isip isip din bago magcomment.

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    4. matitigbak siya sa talk show kasi wala namang naitutulong sa show. naka idiot board na at may que cards na, mali-mali pa. dinadaan lang pa-engot style comedy. inunahan lang niya ng pag-re-resign para hindi dyahi.

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  19. Umposa palang .. prince of *** at boo itey

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  20. easy! boo lng ang di mkahula... go go go go!
    Publi

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  21. ang babaeng mag papakasal pero hindi masabi kung kanino

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  22. BA = comedienne Cabalen
    TP = guapo version of Roderick Paulate

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    1. Agree ako dun sa gwapo version ni kuya Dick! Appear!

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    2. Winner ang comment mo 'teh! Dahil dyan, bibigyan kita ng lipstick, isang box, galing Japan.

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    3. hahahahaha natawa ako sa Roderick Paulate kyeme...may tama ka!!!!!LOL

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    4. @ 1:03 AM . hahahahahaha.

      classic ang linya na yan

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  23. This is the moment!todo n2

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  24. the original boo and the star in a milliones quihones :)

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  25. This is the moment ni super b

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  26. BA=Pretty as a P TP= E Sayang yung gig nya with the kapatid network, but I heard that she got booted from the show because of her manager.

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    1. Hala, nabaliktad mo ata. Si BA yung nagka-gig sa Kafatid at si TP ung beklang vain. At, ang issue ni BA with the other network also had to do with a certain Arrogant host.

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    2. hahahaha parang hindi naman niya na baligtad teh....basa ng maayos...

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  27. its bo and papa E.. yummy sana un kya lng me dugong berde..

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  28. Quaint.....then add one vowel of these given alphabet letters of FP. Yun na !

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    1. Hala, eh di wrong spelling kapag nagdagdag ka ng vowel tapos hindi ka nagbawas ng isa pa. Toink.

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    2. Bawasan ng vowel at dgdagan sa hulihan...lol

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  29. Si Thrilla in NAIA ba 'to? HELP!!!

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    1. mali teh. pero pareho silang mahilig kumabit at laocean deep na

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  30. kamukha sya ni yaya ni M.yon na

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  31. Tigilan kami! Ang BEKI ay BEKI ay BEKI!!!

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  32. BA's nickname is FRUITY, while TP is a FRUIT.

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  33. Oh? Di nga? Nafeature yung mga bag and shoes nya na worth millions! Nakakaloka may jutang pa pala ang babaitang itechiwa! Kalurki to the highest level huh?!

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  34. ...Simpleng dalaga, pag umibig, masustansya!!!

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  35. boo & prince of pop!talaga namang materialistic yang si BA eh, when she was featured in a magazine grabe talaga ang luho nya

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    1. siya naman yata kc nagpaAral and nagtaguyod sa family nya. she deserves those expensive bags and shoes. pero ngayong, waley na sya maxadong raket, tigilan nya na luho nya..

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    2. Haaay kakaadik talagang bumili ng expensive bags!!! Pag naumpisahan mo na sunod sunod na bili mo kalurks!!!

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  36. BA - Boo TP - This Is The Moment

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  37. FP, yun bang "scion" ng isang political family ba eh yung topic ng featured video mo from last night?

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  38. Sus ang dali naman nito.. ako si... simpleng dalaga.. pag umibig masustansiya hahaha

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  39. Sarap ng P***i-P***i

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  40. i suddenly craved for some pichi2x... seriously

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  41. Who else here read the quote of BA about paying TP in her iconic "b**bita" manner? Na-imagine ko yung dialogue in Tagalog. To be fair, kahit hindi na sya ganun ka-in demand, aliw parin ako sa kanya, ke nasa TBPayv sya or sa Kapuch.

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  42. Bo and Prince!talaga namang materialistic yang si BA eh, when she was featured in a magazine grabe talaga ang luho nya,that's why nagiging m****ess na yan ni politician.

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  43. Wala namang show na pareho sila guest eh, sunod sunod singing engagement ni titm at wala si todo na to. In fairness madatung na raw talaga si titm, low profile lang, dami raw investment na lupa, properties, condos, may business pa raw with his college friends na mga dentists.

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    1. ANON 1:17 AM, do you sure? As in super aware ka sa itenerary ng dalawa at nakatutok ka sa lahat ng network 24/7? Do you sure?

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    2. do you sure? patok.

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    3. "Do you sure?" Labeeeettt. It's grammar is uncorrected, aren't they? ,

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    4. Hahaha! Bring it on, 1:31! Anu siya, si Kalerqui na may dosenang tv sa harap nya?

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    5. Do you sure? Omg ikaw na hahaha

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  44. Nahirapan ako ng slight pero salamat sa second paragraph, agree ako sa karamihan na si BA is yung ka-namesung ni Miss W, at ang last name nya eh malapit-lapit sa first word na ginamit ni FP sa title.

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  45. hay parang gusto kong kumain ng **chi-**chi!! la ocean deep na siya grabe. pero halata naman kung bakit. when she guested on this weekend show... hindi na sya funny.

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    1. Iisa lang kasi style nya, magsasawa rin yung tao. Kung ano sya in real life ganun din sya sa mga tv guestings. Nagiging parody na nga sya, yung yaya ni Margaux kuhang kuha na sya.
      Pero gusto ko sya kasi mukhang hindi plastic tsaka positive ang vibes nya. Hopefully, mabigyan sya ng projects na hindi ganun ang kinikilos para iba naman.

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  46. I want to know who the scion of a powerful political family is. BA admitted being a mistress on tv. ^_~

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  47. Wow, para namang may pagka christian grey ang dating sakin ng "energy" ni TP :)

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  48. Diba madami syang ipon? At maraming properties na nakuha from scion of polictal family? Bakit naghihirap?

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    1. Nagbenta din siya ng ibang properties nya, like yung binenta nyang mansion kay IC, di ba?

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    2. to be safe. baka kasi ma-sequester ang iba niyang properties she got from pancit miki.

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  49. beautiful ba si BA? pede pa siguro sexy or funny pero beautiful hindi noh!

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    1. Halatang newbie ka dito sa FP. Sinasadya ni FP yan, di pwedeng give away lahat ng clues. Blind Item to teh :-)

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    2. kelangan tlga sarcastic ka... ngtatanung lang xa ok

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  50. GUY- THIS IS THE MOMENT GIRL- KANAMESUNG NG ANAK NI DUDUNG

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  51. BA- Si Todo TA- the Moment

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  52. Wait... naghihirap na si the highest level'!?

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  53. BA- Si Todo na to TA- This is the Moment Scion of Political family - member ng Disneyworld

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    1. Wow, congrats sa hula mo...even though obvious namang binasa mo lang yung mga comments muna bago "nang-hula". Congrats.

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  54. katukayo ni dating ms W

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  55. "TP was said to be vainer than BA."

    LOL, itech na ba ang bagong euphemism for bekihod?

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  56. si Pe at si e****a

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  57. Eto po ba yung dating kasama sa B G at lumipat na ng bakod? - winang gurl

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  58. Funny pa rin siya ng mag guest sa TM.

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  59. Scion, kapangalan ng malaki ang tenga sa Disneyland.

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  60. BA: Bo TP: the moment Pasado ako today!

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  61. The last paragraph got me thinking. So they were doing it before? Tinayuan ng mic si TP kay BA? Seriously?!

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  62. si simpleng dalaga 'to at si E na kamag anak ni j***y

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  63. Sya ba ang pambansang bo?

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  64. dahil sa hindi lahat sure, does this mean BA nga is really not sikat anymore? hay. ang tanong ay halaga ba ng utang katumbas ng pag ***g kay BA

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  65. akala ko ba magaling sa pera si todo? bakit laging sinasabi marami siyang negosyo?

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  66. Sus!

    Q - sexy star's last name
    P - her nickname
    S - TP's lastname

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  67. Betty B lang ang peg! Todo na to! Sure akong di tatanggapin ni TITM ang offer nya. Di gusto ni TITM ng babae no, haha!

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  68. Si big b at si singer

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  69. is she considered a beautiful actress?

    -baklang insecure

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  70. Eto di ko maintindihan kay TP. Anoveh? Parang pumatol ka sa k****o mo. Or naging sila ni BA bago pa sya nag d****a nun. Hihihihi... Kapi Kat

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  71. Matagal ko ng iniisip... Bakit ang lakas ni BA sa isang big time movie produ, ano ba meron?

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  72. This is so EASY my dear FP. The TP is a Prince of something and the BA is a SC. You are so kind as to say she's a beautiful actress but I guess with so many boys being linked to her during her peak days then okay...she is beautiful.

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  73. balita ko mahal daw dinedemand nyang TF sa show ni CH kaya sya di kinuha. Kaloka! Di naman na sya sikat na

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  74. dba b*d**g ung si the moment?

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    1. "Thus, the publicized relationship with TP was just a shield and a form of damage control to save their respective careers."

      :)

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  75. nasa title din e. "Q"

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  76. si glory labandera. andami nyang naging bf at in demand sya dati sa mga boys from politicians, singers at sport figures atbp. ngayon ay nagka edad na sya at baka ending matandang dalaga sya dahil lahat nang relationships nya failure. ilang beses na syang nabalitang ikakasal dati pero di mga natuloy. pero infur mabait itong si girl in real life, mapagmahal sa pamilya, breadwinner at masinop sa pera lalo na yung kabi kabila pa projects nya dati. may production company sya na joint venture with her last ex. may rumors na marami sa mga nakarelayon nya sya ang lagi naglalabas nang pera baka kaya siguro naubos mga ipon nya. hindi na sya kasing demanding kesa dati kaya mas madami labas nang pera kesa sa pumapasok na pera sa bank account nya

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  77. highly doubt that this is the moment guy? first and foremost, di naman naging sila, palabas lang. ang tunay na jowa ni guy is yung cousing ni todo na to na crew ng emirates. man2man ang peg! show lang ang sknla.

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    1. Hoy grabe ka pati pinsan ni todo idamay mo, kuya na nga nya si titm,dyowa ng pinsan nya kapareho din nyang crew.

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  78. Si P at si Singer scion si I

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  79. Life is Peachy back then.

    Scion - ang galing mo rin manghula

    TP - kamukha ni Together Forever

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  80. diba si b ang jowa ngayon nitong si BA?

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