Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Insta Scoop: Kris Aquino Shares Qualifications for Her Future Partner



Images courtesy of Instagram: krisaquino

98 comments:

  1. Imaginary future partner.

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    1. Wag ka na magcomeback..focus ka nalang sa paghanap ng clear smooth skinned and fit and smart jowa.lol

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    2. She's looking for the perfect person. He/she DOES NOT exist!

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    3. Ghost in a Shell ang hanap ni Kris. Hahahahaha!

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    4. parang wala sa categorya si HB ?

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    5. Walang makakatiis sa pagiging narcissistic ni Kris Aquino. Kahit tuod papalag. #fact

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    6. e nasa kanya naman kaya ang qualifications na gusto ng hinahanap nyang boybriend

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    7. @8:03 AM Tumfak mahabang tsek

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    8. anon 8:03am, halos nasa kay Kris lahat, pwera doon sa good listener. sure na sure akong wala sya non ahahahaha

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  2. Walang pumapasa bess!

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    1. Hahahahaha 12:19 Ganun na nga

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    2. Sa ingay ni Kristeta, wala talagang papasa! Bukas sasabihin na naman, "i need to be quite to be whole," then mag-iingay the following day, then post naman next day, "I need to be quite to be whole again," and again and again and again! Kaloka!

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    3. buti man lang din sana kung perfect sya. walang perfect na lalaki kris, gumising ka sa pantasya mo!

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    4. Ang mga lalaki may qualifications din! Sana naisip mo yun Kris.

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    5. Ang mga lalaki may qualifications din! Sana naisip mo yun Kris.

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  3. Eto nanaman po ang PBB Teens Kris Edition!

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    1. Hahahah winner ang comment mo 🤣🤣🤣

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    2. In fairness, hindi sya nagalit noong tinawag sya na "Tita Kris" ni commenter hahaha!

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  4. Mukang matatagalan pa bago makita ni kris ang tunay na pagibig.. wala pa man parang nahanapan na gad ng butas.. Hindi nya sinama sa list na dapat mahal sya bilang sya.

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  5. Pati si Lord mahihirapan kang ihanap ng boyfie!

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    1. sumuko na nga si kupido eh. nabali na lahat ng arrows nya dahil kay Kris. hahahahhaa

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    2. 711 too high standards daw si tita kris

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  6. ang dominante ni Kris, dapat isang guy who will stand up to her and tell her bluntly that SHE INTERRUPTS TOO MUCH. good luck!

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  7. Bes pray harder , walang pumasa

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    1. Dasal lng dasal lng tlg hahaha

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  8. Lastly, Dapat kaya cya itolerate sa kanyang me,myself attitude

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  9. Wala ka ng mahahanap na ganyan krissy wag ng maging choosy.

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    1. Hamu na 1234.that should keep her bz

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  10. Kapag nagpopost si kris ng ganito, tlgang natatawa ako sa kanya. Mas mature pa yata ako sa kanya eh hahaaha

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    1. tawang may rolling eyes ako sa kanya

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    2. haha tama. kris and i are of the same age. but we have very different views about love hahaha tingin ko sa kanya 14 yrs old sya pagdating sa love

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  11. jusko kris, ang hilingin mo eh yng lalaking kayang pakisamahan yang kaartehan at kadramahan mo sa buhay.

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  12. Mannequin ang bagay sayo except sa part na good conversationalist but winner sa lahat ng qualifications mo lalo na sa good listener. Pede na ba Krissy

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    1. Ito din sana ang i co comment ko baks! Mannequin ang hinahanap ni Krissy! Sus andami sa mall nun. 😂😂😂

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  13. Well Kris..kung ganyan ka-perfect ang hanap mo, make sure na perfect ka rin.

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    1. Hahaha so true! And is she even aware that she's so far from perfect. This girl is delusional

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    2. Hindi naman perfect yung binanggit nya - maybe pwefect for her. Di nya binanggit ang mayaman, masarap magluto, handsome, at madami pa qualities.

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  14. Mahirap ma-involve sa love life ni Kris kasi bawat kibot napa-publicized. Kaya siguro weary ang mga lalaki manligaw sa kanya.

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  15. Kris should make a male clone of herself. Perfect partner for her.

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    1. No hindi, magsasapawan sila

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  16. Kris if ganyan criteria mo,hindi yan ng eexist,maging realistic ka namn. nghahanap ka ata ng perfect buti sana perfect partner ka. just sayin!

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  17. ang choosy! ganda teh? perfect? dami hanash!

    -GandaraParks

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  18. Wala ngang magtyaga sayo may qualifications ka pang nalalaman. Marry yourself may ganyan na ngayon.

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  19. hahaha you will forever be single at yung qualifications mo for a bf is nonexistent sa iisang lalaki lang. you need at lead 4-5 men to fill those qualifications.

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    1. My thoughts exactly. Her wish list is super unrealistic.

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    2. Nawi-weirdohan ako kay Tetay.

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  20. Uhm, Kris, you won't get your wish. In another life maybe, when you can be a partner. And that guy of your dreams may have standards too, like having a wife untouched by controversies, discreet, and knows the value of knowing when to shut her mouth.

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  21. Tumigil ka na Kris! D ka na nga visible, ang ingay mo pa din!

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  22. Tough luck. True love is unconditional. Dapat alam mo na yan by now.

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  23. di ko ma-imagine na magtatanim ng plants si kris, hate nya ang dirty work.

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    1. LoL. Instead n matawa ako naaawa ako sa babaeng to, halos mamalimos na ng pag ibig sa social media.

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  24. Buy yourself a mirror Kris, nandun yung love of your life mo.

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    1. Aruy, masakit basahin pero ito ang totoo.

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  25. si Kris ang tanda na , nag papacute pa rin

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    1. Wala kasi syang lovelife..kaya inaanmounce na available sya!

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  26. ewan q sa'yo Kris lol

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  27. Superficial talaga si Kris noh

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  28. Ang importante God-fearing, mabait at family oriented. Dami mo naman hinahanp Kris!

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    1. The guy with those specific 3 qualities that you mentioned for sure will not pick someone like Kris.

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  29. To forgot to add love in the equation. Shallow and superficial talaga ang concept niya ng relationship. No wonder none of her past relationships endured. And you would think, at her age, she would have already learned what the real deal is.

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    1. She wants the perfect man for her perfect self.

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  30. Alam mo kung anong qualifications ng lalakeng hinahanap mo? Yung babaeng chill lang at walang madaming kuda gaya mo

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  31. Kris should marry herself!

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    1. Yup, she's her perfect self.

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  32. May ganyang guy naman nho. Marami. Pero may list of qualification din sila .. #1 is walang excess baggage! Just be happy Tetay if you find a decent who will take your seriously. You are not really in a position anymore to be "choosy". Sad fact of life.

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    1. Dun nga ako natawa when I read her post. Its the choosy that got me. Get real, Kris!

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  33. Kris is posting herself in a newspaper ad in the "single female seeking single male" section..sorry kris no takers!

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    1. She's been single for quite a long time now, why hasn't anyone pursued her seriously? Only Kris knows the reason why.

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  34. You set too high expectations and yet dive into the first person whom you assumes likes you. Remember, hindi lang ikaw may standards, they do too.

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  35. Actually may mga ganyang lalaki pa din naman.. ang tanong lang is kung papatulan ba sya?! Isip isip din teh paminsan minsan..

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  36. Tita Kris wala pong nageexist na ganyan. Magiging 70yo ka na sa kakahanap mo ng perfect ideal man for you. Good luck Tita Kris! Ahuh huh (laugh ala Kris)

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    1. kung meron man,may sarili din silang qualifications para sa babaeng gugustuhin nila at i'm sure di si kris yon

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    2. True. As if naman kung totoong may ganyang tao, pipiliin din nila si Kris maging partner. For sure, may standards din naman sila at more often than not, gusto nila ng privacy. Kung kay Kris ka, magiging bulgar ang buhay ninyo.

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  37. hahahahahahaha makahanap naman ng qualifications si Kris. Sana kung fit and sexy and nagwo workout ka din. Oa

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  38. Be a right woman for a right man

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  39. And that's why she'll stay single forever lol

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  40. I believe na merong ganyang guy. The question is, magugustuhan ba nya si Krizzzy?!

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    1. So many requirements from Kris, no one can always find the perfect guy or partner. Love him dearly for who he is and hopefully he will do the same to you. Sacrifice and compromise are very important in any relationship.

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  41. I think Kris should try to have a foreigner boyfriend.Baka medyo mag click.

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    1. kahit foreigner hindi magki-click kay Kris. domenante kasi si Kris usually ang foreigners either equal yong treatment or sila yong domenante.

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  42. Marry yourself then there's no such perfect person. Love is acceptance imperfections and the guy will also do the same for you.

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    1. Your statement hits the nail in the head. Honest, straight to the point and no sugar coating. Love it!

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    2. Kahit nga imferfect person nd makatagal s kanya lol

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  43. Desperada blues. Parang bata kung mag-isip.

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  44. Utang na loob, ligawan nyo na sya para manahimik kakaparinig

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  45. Naku nman tetay, kung meron man lalaki nag-e exist wd all those qualities u've mentioned, Im sure di gaya mo ang hanap nyang babae, sa daldal mong yan khit sino mawawalan ng gana sayo noh

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  46. Ibaba mo na standards mo Kristeta shumoshonda ka na di ka na pabata. Wala ng ganyang papahook syo. Face the reality.

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  47. Pabayaan nyo na ilusyon nya.

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  48. #singleforlife PAK!!!

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  49. Don't us! Di ka na IN!

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  50. My mom only had three qualifications: someone who is faithful, responsible and capable to love her unconditionally. She has been married for 33 years and their relationship is stronger than ever. Take some notes Kris. Kasalanan mo din kung bakit ang complicated ng life mo.

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  51. Dream ...dream ...dream. Libre yan!

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  52. Maraming ganyan boys sa k-novela! Bwahhha

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  53. Wow if I didn't know it was Kris, I would think it was a kid wishing for her Prince Charming after reading her favorite fairy tale and not from an aging woman #facepalm

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