Sunday, July 15, 2012

Like or Dislike: Alyanna Martinez's Outfit During the Mega Event


Source: AYYY, TEH! http://ayyyteh.tumblr.com/

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  1. eh, sino ba ang nagsuot ng dress?

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    1. Prolly swatches yan fr modista. Di ba stylist sya???

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    2. anak ni albert martinez..stylist din sya

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    3. and she call herself a stylist??eh ako walang alam sa fashion pero ndi ako bulag..hang panget!!

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    4. Parang pusit lang ah.

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    5. Hahaha the best ang last 2 comments

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  2. nghahanap lang ata ng attention...or gustong matawag na fashion forward kuno...uso na ata to sa showbiz ngayon eh..pra mapagusapan lang..LOL

    -FLARE-

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    1. Tama! Correct!

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    2. Natawa ako sa shoes niya... Parang kinulang sa funds at kung ano na lang ang pwede.

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    3. truth be told, walang matabang fashion forward! aminin!

      Rey Pumaloy

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  3. Is this alyanna Martinez? I never liked how she dress. Also, i think shes a brat by reading her tweets. Full of complains.

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    1. Mukha ngang sya yan. Gaya nga ng sinulat nya sa kanyang bio sa twitter: "Dress everyday as if it were your last", eh mukhang naabutan na sya ng last day.

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    2. LOL. u had me at "naabutan na sya ng last day". i thought she's Dingdong's wife! sorry to say this but there's just so much going on with her dress, i don't know where to start. god, looks like she's wrapped in a black trash bag and then the designer thought,"moar!moar!", found some old mosquito net et voila!

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    3. Grabe kayo, baka naman Plants vs Zombies yung theme ng party... at sya yung zombie. Tsarlots

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    4. hahaha!!! natawa rin ako dun sa last day! Josko, kahit last day ko na sa mundo, I don't want to be remembered as the girl who wore the retazo gown. Kaloka!!!

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    5. kala ko.stylist to the stars sya??kalokah!

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  4. Awww... Parang kulambo... She's pretty though.

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  5. She's one hell of a confident person! She always dress like a model.. Branded palagi pero aanhin mo ang brand kung di na bagay sayo? Im a plus sized girl too and i know naman what is bagay and hindi bagay sa katawan ko.. May mirror naman.. I mean expensive man sya pero kailangan bagay naman sayo.. I will not bash her coz of her weight coz i am like her size too.. But please wear something naman that flatters your body not becoz its expensive.. Stylist ka di ba? Please be true to urself..

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    1. Very well said! ;)

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    2. True. Queen Latifah is a good example of a stylish plus sized woman.

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    3. isang malaking CHECK! feelingera kasi ang babaeng yan.

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    4. very good. tama ka dyan, wala yan sa brand. :-)

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    5. Amen! Clap clap

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    6. tumpak ang answer mo 'teh!

      Nakita ko na ito sa "ayyy teh" before. Haha. Di lang ako makacomment kasi wala naman akong tumblr. Buti na lang andito na sa FP.

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    7. I have a common friend this girl and I was just surprised when saw her tweets and blog posts. 6 or so years ago, this girl shopped from ukay ukays for 50peso dresses and she even told common friend to stop buying from malls since everything was so expensive so what happened to her??? Mas ok pa yat itsura nya nung ukay clothes pa suot nya hahaha

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  6. Who is she, in the first place?

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    1. Sya si Mojacko

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    2. couldn't stop laughing at the mojacko comment...omg...

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  7. diko maintindihan

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  8. Yan ba yung anak ni Albert Martinez?Diba stylist siya. Whoah,it turns out she needs styling herself. Her dress is a complete mess. Hahaha! Parang recycled stuff lang na in-assemble. Tsk

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  9. She's overdressed- literally! Anak ba to nila liezl and albert?? Isnt she a stylist or something? Well, at least original.. Hindi copycat! Hehe.. she should have worn something that would flatter her shape.

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  10. omg. gusto kong punitin na lang ung ibaba, ang awkward!

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  11. kaya iba ang style ng megastyle against the previewbiblestyle

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  12. Unsa mana day uy!? Fashion victim!

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  13. Unsa mana day uy!? Fashion victim!

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  14. what the heck is she wearing?

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  15. TO the dress designer : Please lay down your crack up. WTF is this?

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  16. The dress (if we can call it a dress) is so busy....i'm not sure what is it trying to project...

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  17. da hu yang girlush na yan d ko knows...

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  18. Gosh for a stylist! She looks eeeeew as in major eeeeewwwww i dont carr if she's fat but pls dress according to ur weight! Lol

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  19. Yikes...so so bad

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  20. i thnks it were rudopfh valentimes who done hers dress

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  21. baka sya na lng..

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  22. at least original?? lol! kala cguro ang ganda-ganda..

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  23. i think based on the clue, who did her dress are mega?

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    1. mega sardines?

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    2. 555 Sardines yung Fried Sardines. Yun ang favorite ko. Lol

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  24. Very trashy dress for such a glamorous occassion.. dapat yan nsa "MUCHOS GRACIAS RED CARPET"

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  25. Designed by MYRTLE. Cosplayer ang peg ng lola

    ~didi~

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  26. Jusmiyo!!!!! Para kang pinaglaruan!!!

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  27. ganito kasi nangyari...she went to the CR tapos kita nya laki ng arms nya kya she rolled tissue paper around her arms. on her way out of the CR she stumbled sa curtain kya may nakasabit pa sa skirt niya. hahaha!

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    1. d ako stylist pero mas magaganda ung mga damit ko sayo.hahaha hahaha.jowwwk lang.

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    2. Hahahahahahahaha! Winner! :)

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    3. Mas cute pa ang comment mo kesa sa kanya

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  28. Bakit ka pumayag lumabas ng ganyan??

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    1. Wala man lany nagbawal. Baka di nakita ni amalia.

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  29. Zhino ba zya? Si Charice ba 'to o si Jessa Zaragoza?

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    1. hahaha Jessa Zaragoza hahahha nakasabay ko sya sa isang coverage before mga 4 years ago hindi pa sya gnyan ka bouncing baby girl

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    2. i love the Jessa Zaragoza comment hahaha nu nangyare sknya?

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  30. Hanubayan iha!!! Sino lumapastangan sayo?!!! Josko!!! Bakit ka pumayag na babuyin ka?!!! Hahaha... Yan ang perfect example ng "QUE HORROR!"

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  31. whOy!! Who destroy her?????

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  32. From rags to .. rags still?!

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  33. Secret!!! di ko sasabihin kung sino gumawa nyan

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  34. Di nyo napansin cosplayer yan? JK

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  35. nakakasakit ng ulo

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  36. Parang maynagvommit lang

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  37. Alyanna Martinez! Ung stylist! Me style huh!

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  38. this is albert martinez' daughter, right? alyanna? i think she made this dress for herself.. if sya yung fashion designer ha? kung hindi sya si FD daughter then maybe its the other daughter.. :)

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  39. pare-pareho lang sila nung isang stylist. baduy. dati personal assistant lang ang tawag sa kanila. ngayong profession na ang pagiging stylist. weird.

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    1. they also used to be called personal shoppers!

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    2. korek! tanga tanga nung mga clients nila. dali-dali naman mag style ng sarili.

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    3. Da who is the other stylist?

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  40. Galit ata sa knya ang designer ng dress!

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  41. Siguro nasobrahan lang sa nasinghot na pentel pen kaya naging yan ang choice nyang suotin.
    Hay naku iha! Kung ako ang nanay mo, di ka makakalabas ng ganyan ang suot mo!
    Grabe, tumataas BP ko sa pic na ito ha? Grrrr!

    Kapi Kat

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  42. By dimplelim creation.. Nakakahinga pa ba sya??

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  43. payat na si alyanna.. that was the last time i saw her nung concert nina sharon and martin sa araneta..?...

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  44. Tinatago nya ang kanyang tabs kaya ganyan. Dapat kasi nag-Lesofat nalang sya para nafeature dito.

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  45. at first i thought she's jessa zaragoza

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  46. Is this a Japanese fast food inspired look? Coz when I look at that Fashion Police worthy picture (calling Joan Rivers!) I think of chopsticks and sashimi :))) And that thing down there looks like a lambat (or someting na ginagamit na panghuli sa mga isda sa ocean) :)))

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  47. Baka naman mali lang ang lighting. LOL.
    Grave wala ba salamin sa bahay?

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  48. Just because the "kulambo" thing is in doesn't mean it's bagay to everyone. ;)

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  49. Is she cosplaying? But looking at the background it's not anime or anything related to it. And kung cosplaying yan isa sya worst na nakita ko. My favourite guitarist dresses better and looks respectable than what lady looks at the photo. To think I'm comparing her to a man.

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  50. siguro siya did mismo! diba nga celebrity stylist to? sabi nya. lol

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  51. Siksik.lol shes still chubby until now :) yun lang.

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  52. para syang may kinakaladkad na kulambo. Is it just me, but her dress kinda reminds me of a giant squid. pusit ang peg...puede din tya pusit!

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  53. I can see garbage bag, retasos from cheap car leather seats and some tule too. You call this fashion? I call this crap. Que horror, Ija. What happened to your taste? -ChubSG

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  54. ,.ok na sana yung mini skirt eh, nakalimutan yatang tanggalin
    Ang kulambo at sumama sa damIt,,hahaha

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  55. isn't she a stylist?! ate, there's a difference being fashion forward and just being ridiculous.

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  56. joskopoh, kung ako artista, di ako magpapa-style sa kanya. at di rin ako kukuha ng dress sa designer nyan.

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  57. Alyanna Martines is the stylist of Ruffa G. I love how she dresses, but just like any others, she's not perfect. She has her share of fashion flops too. Most of the time, these fashion addicts misuse the term "fashion forward" to "busy". Just like her gown, I adore how daring she was for wearing that dress. But there's too much element in it, hence unflatters her beautiful shape. I'm not a fashionista or whatsoever, fashion is a challenge. But still in fashion, I think, less is more.

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    1. In this case, "dress" rhymes with "mess". A good stylist would know what would be suitable for the client based on the figure, personality and the occasion. In this pic, this dress isn't simply "busy", frankly, it's godawful!!!

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    2. True. the dress would be okay na sana without the kulambo.

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  58. Ay kinaVogue tayo ni Alyanna pro di pang Vogue ang outfit nya lol!!!! Mas maganda pa outfit ni Lola Amalia mo sa interview nya about the iskandalo of Annabelle sa wake ni Dolphy!!!!

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  59. stylist na kailangan ng stylist. nakakaawa ang itsura. pero mayabang yan eh so buti nga sa kanya.

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  60. ay naku, Alyanna! Wala ba kayong salamin sa bahay??? Kung may bangs ako, sumakit na dahil sa outfit mo! Kaloka!!!

    --mallrat

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  61. Ah, siguro, sumabit sya sa kulambo on her way to the event. pity her. she looks like a fish badly trapped in a net. dali, help the bangus!

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  62. She looks like she slathered her clothes in glue and then rolled around the floor tapos whatever sticks, yun na!

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  63. MASAKIT SA MATA! period!

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  64. i'm trying to figure out whether she would've been better off without the tulle "skirt". and the hair and makeup is too severe for someone her age (actually any age).

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  65. Who styles a stylist? Unlike dentists or surgeons, stylists can very well do their job on their selves. And, just like with other profession or trade, first impression matters a lot hence, what potential customers or clients see first is what they will most likely keep in their minds forever. If Alyanna intends to be a true stylist, then I believe she should be more careful with how she dresses up. How she looks on that picture is more than enough for me to think that she is not good in her profession. She should understand that one key/important trait that separates a brilliant stylist from other so-so stylists is TASTE. Fashion genre or style is not the issue here but, TASTE. Clearly, it is one trait that she still needs to learn. Alyanna, it can be learned. Good luck!!!

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  66. cynthia? i thought si charice pero mahaba ang hairness ng lolah. sana inalis na lang ang kulambo kasi keri naman kahit fafanoh :D

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  67. my first reaction: what the f***?!!

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  68. a 7 yr old child can do design better than this. bat ka pumayag ate?!!

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  69. Liezl and Albert??? More like "Curtains and Leatherette Sofa, I now pronounce you husband and wife." She would be their offspring.

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  70. Nahuli ng lambat si Balyana Martinez! LOL
    Hija, Hindi lahat ng mahal maganda!

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  71. Que horror! Trying hard to be fashionable, ended up being foolish!

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    1. Exactly. Eto ang mahirap pag trying hard maging fashion know it all at expert. IT SHOWS!

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    2. Exactly. Eto ang mahirap pag trying hard maging fashion know it all at expert. IT SHOWS!

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  72. I hate to say this but someone with a slimmer figure might have elevated this "creative experiment". Her weight is perfectly fine but bagay bagay lang talaga

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  73. Akala ko rin si Charice~ hehe Okay lang naman magpakaweird sa pananamit pero wag naman yung ganyan na para ng suman..

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  74. I know she's a stylist and wants to be fashion forward and edgy, but she should also know those which accentuate and flatter her features and assets. Clearly, this dress did not do her any favors.

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  75. she looks like kermit the frog's love interest in the muppet show

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  76. Stylist to di ba? Eh bakit ang sahol ng outfit. Pero what can i say kahit sa magazines di maganda ung taste nya sa outfit at accessories. Baduy ang kinalabasan. Pagtyagaan ko na lang si Liz Uy.

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  77. akala ko si charice!

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  78. lol, nagmamaganda si ate, naging bulok tuloy

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  79. Kung client ako nito, maghahanap na ako ng ibang stylist! No wonder Ruffa looks tacky, even in expensive clothes! I mean oo nga , walang perpektong tao, even in fashion nagkakamali rin pero darling stylist ka! If you are in the business of making other people look good in GOOD taste, dapat ganun ka rin. Magpapa mani-pedi ba kayo sa manicuristang marumi ang kuko??? I don't think so.

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  80. SUCH BAD TASTE. SOME PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT KIND OF FASHION IF THEY ARE THIN. AS IN THIN. SHE'S SO TABA SHE LOOKED LIKE SUMAN NA PINAGULONG SA SAHIG.

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  81. Anyare teh? Parang sinugod siya ng mga mananahi hahaha

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  82. On a second look, the dress looks alright, avant garde-esque but the tulle sa bottom made it ugly.

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    1. unfortunately, even without the tulle, the dress still isn't appropriate for her body type.

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  83. She did herself. Pagka alam ko she's a celebrity stylist, so bakit pa sya mag-hire ng iba. Ginawa nya yan sa sarili nya.

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  84. Some fashionistas talaga dahil sa kagustuhang maging unique and eccentric, hindi na nila nakikita kung anong panget at maganda. Ang OA.

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  85. GOD TO THINK NA STYLIST DAW ANG PROFESSION NYA EEEWWWWW STYLIST NA WALANG SENSE OF FASHION HAHAHAHAHAA

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    1. Tru!

      At Ms Stylist KUNO wag masyado matayog ang lipad....... Kung ano ano tuloy sumasabit sa damit mo.

      Kahit cosplay, napakachaka nito.

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  86. OMG, Alyanna Martinez? To think she's being paid as a stylist... tsk tsk...

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  87. grabe magulo ano ba talaga theme ng party halloween?!?!

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  88. nakakaloka ang stylist mo gurl para kang pinaglaruan ng lamang lupa.

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  89. definitely not me!!!

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  90. stylist pa naman siya. tsk tsk. not a good way to advertise your services

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  91. i dont want to live in this planet anymore o.o

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  92. who is that sad gurl? charot!

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  93. andaming kaganapan sa damit niya! may rumarockstar concert, may bumaballet, may nangingisda at finally, may nagbibigti. haha. bonamine nga!

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  94. Ganda shoeret nya

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  95. Dapat yatang palitan ang backdrop from pinoy pride to pinoy shame. Dress is sooo bad. I agree it looks like she wove a roll of toilet paper on her arms. Tapos yung hair style nakakataba sa kanya. Sino magpapa style sa kanya if she cant style herself correctly?

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  96. The empress's trying to show her new clothes....

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  97. Cosplay? Sino daw siya, si KIMMY DORA?!?

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  98. kala ko ba stylist siya kaloka!!! fashion forward kuno!!! tseh!!!

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  99. Aray ko! parang soft drinks beauty lang ang ginawan ng gown ;-(

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  100. Fashion forward DAW siya WAHAHA

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  101. and she is supposedly a stylist with a wide knowledge in fashion wahahha....a simple black dress or a tailored one that would fit her body would have been better. trying hard

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  102. What happened here? Please please tell me her real gown was lost and they just put together whatever material they had available at the time. I hope to God hindi sadya ito

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  103. this is ludicrous! doesn't have the body naman to carry the outfit!

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  104. there's too much going on w/her style. can't focus on her pretty face. epic fail for fashion forward!

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  105. SAAN ANG AWAY?????? SYA BA ANG GLADIATOR NI AMALIA NA SUSUGPO KAY ANNABEL RAMA?????? HAHAHAHAHA

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  106. omg...para siyang hindi stylist!

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  107. Isa pang overrated at filingerang stylisy. Pinatunayang tama si lola amalia, maghanap ng ibang career.

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  108. kahit hindi ka fashionista, unang kita mo palang sa dress ay chakang-chaka to the highest level, at stylist pala sya sa lagay nyan, eh bakit parang tinamad atang magbihis at mga gamit sa bahay na pinagtapi-tagpi ang sinuot, kaloka itey!

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  109. Oh my this is so sad...

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  110. Yuck. It's not even halloween yet, Ursula. Go back to your underwater lair.

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  111. mas maganda pa yung basahan namin dyan! chaka!

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  112. Busy Siguro Ang Stylist Niya Kaya Ganyan

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  113. Okay namang magsuot ng ganyang outfit, kaso madalas, may binabagayan yan. Sa picture na yan, kitang-kitang EPIC FAIL, hindi nya nadala ang outfit, nagmukha syang basurera.

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  114. Uso ba ngayon ang kulambo?

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  115. She looks like she's going to a cosplay convention.

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  116. Yuckkkk!!! Parang si miss piggy pero second class!!! Di ba ito humarap sa salamin!!! My goodness!!! sana nag angry bird costume na lang sya!!! Yuckkkkkkkkkkkk!!!

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  117. HIDEOUS & tasteless! And she should go on a diet!

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  118. Ang fanget ng gown... parang yung pamangkin kong two years old kayang gawin to... hindi ako stylist pero di ako magsusuot ng ganyan kapangit na dress para lang masabi ng fashion forward akesh! :P

    FANGET ng GOWN mo teh!!!

    -maldita lang

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  119. Baka si Ruffa G. nagpasuot nyan. lol

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  120. Rule of thumb: pag panget katawan, wag ternohan ng panget na outfit!

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  121. Nakakahiyang makita ito ni rachel zoe.

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  122. Nakakahiyang makita ito ni rachel zoe.

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  123. Hindi na ako mag comment...

    S I N A B I

    N Y O

    N A

    L A H A T ! ! !

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  124. URSULA!!! Magtago ka na Ariel.

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  125. parang dalawa ang bag nya - the one she carries, and the one in front of her body. hehe

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  126. Ano ba peg nya mummy o shokoy? Pinaghalo eh!

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  127. What's SIKSIK Mama???

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  128. anyare?sinapian?hahaha!

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  129. ano ba kayo? ang gusto niya is maalala lahat ng paborito niyang singers rolled in one - michael jackson, madonna at lady gaga

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  130. sana sawayin naman sya ng parents nya bago sa lumabas ng house. mukha syang tanga.

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  131. Cosplay event po yan

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  132. URBAN TRASH lang ang INSPIRATION?

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  133. it looks messy and it added bulk sa katawan niya. mas maganda kung slim and slightly fitted yung sinuot niya para kabog ang silhouette niya.

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  134. iwww lang. parang na-disorient siya noong sinuot niya 'yung damit tapos dahil male-late na siya sa pagpunta sa event, sabi na lang siguro niya, "Kebs!"

    bwahahaha!

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