Monday, May 16, 2011

Lame Pick Up Lines

Image courtesy of www.pick-up-lines.com

I used to visit my friends in Manhattan almost every year but it has been a while since I was last there. Whenever I am there, my friends would bring me to the Meatpacking District to dine in the different restaurants in that area. Some of my favorite restaurants there include Pastis, Buddakan and the Spice Market.

Last month, some celebrities from a giant network were partying in one of the restaurants in the Meatpacking District. This certain actor suddenly laid eyes on a beautiful Filipina Mestiza in her 20’s. The actor approached her and found out that she was just vacationing in New York City at that time with her friend. The actor was very interested with her but she looked rather indifferent. So he began to use lame pick up lines like “Do you know me? I think you would want to know me.” When it did not get her attention, he went on saying “I'd like give you my business card as I am well connected back home. I can hook you up with the right people for sure."

From a distance, the girl's friend sensed that she was feeling uncomfortable with the actor so she quickly moved towards them and told the actor straight to his face that her friend was not interested with him. Feeling insulted, the actor defensively replied "Don't you know who I am? I am a celebrity in the Philippines. For sure you'll have a change of heart if you find out who I am" The two girls were extremely annoyed with what they heard so they decided to ignore him. Discontented, before walking away from the them, the actor abruptly said "Who are you by the way? I don't even know you!"

In reality, the two girls were familiar with the actor. Who would not? He is one popular guy. The girl whom the actor was hitting on was just not interested with him because she found his character to be very unattractive. By the way, to answer the question of the actor regarding the identities of the two girls, they are actually daughters of billionaires from Cebu.

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70 comments:

  1. I know the network and thats about it :( Diba part of this network sojourn sa US yung girl na may halitosis, yung girl na mahilig sa girl and yung couple na rumored na nahospital for an unusual condition? But clue naman which guy? Did he look unkempt (which my friend described one star from that network) or was he hali's ex? clues please!!!

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  2. Hmmmm...

    Network: Ka-heart?
    Manhattan: NY = there for the awards?
    Actor: J?

    I'm not even sure if J went to NY hehehe but his teleserye won =)

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  3. I have read this before in J's tweets! D yung lalaki, pero hindi ko kilala :( Akala ko nga si D na may cheap na girlfriend, si M.

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  4. As I have read in J's tweets, D was making "da moves" because he already knew they were rich. Perhaps in defense for his ego, kunwaring di nya nakilala.

    FP, how do you verify your stories? For example, it didn't come from an insider friend, or you weren't there to experience yourself.. paano kung isa lamang akong hamak na mamamayan na nagkataong may nakita, at wala nang iba?

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  5. i also wanna know who the girls are ;) clues pls FP -Paula Marie

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  6. oh my...more clues on the actor pls!

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  7. sigh sad actors in the philippines.. SOME are just plain sad.

    Makes you question sometimes the industry here.... no offense to the actors reading this ;)

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  8. mayabng yun actor, sikat ba itey?

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  9. napanuod q na to sa juicy...so ikaw ba ang ngtitip sa knila????i mean kay cristy fermin ng mga gossip??

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  10. napanuod q na 'to sa juicy??ikaw ba ung cnsbe nila cristy fermin na nagtitip sa knila regarding sa gossip??

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  11. Something similar happened in Vegas. My bf's friends were at a club, this was just after the Pacquiao/Mosley fight. A Filipino actor kept hitting on my bf's friend's gf -- this gf looks like Angel Locsin, but way hotter than the actress. Super kulit daw nung actor, so finally the bf grabbed him by the collar. The actor said something like "Pare, cool, we're all Filipinos here." Ganun?! Shongerz pala siya eh, the bf is Asian pero not Filipino. Anyway, I don't know the identity of the actor (yet), since my bf and his friends aren't familiar with Philippine showbiz. Some of the club dj's just told them the f**ktard is an actor in the Philippines.

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  12. Hahaha. At this time, may gumagamit pa pala ng ganyang pick-up lines.

    Is this C?

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  13. So the actor is fr the kapuso network bcoz of the foto above. The question is who is this actor? May business card ibig sabihin may negosyo? Meron bang artista na nagpapagawa ng calling card? Unless may business sya. Ang hirap naman.

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  14. ughh feeeeling!! who's this actor?! any clues?

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  15. is that the former flame of "isdatchu"? apparently, i got to experience the same thing and i was soo disgusted by him.. sayang.. i even think he is not even a gentleman..

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  16. oops.. does this mean another "persona non grata" in Cebu, but this time for a male celebrity naman?.. I bet the girls/heiresses could pull strings to make that happen and spare the lasses of their town of a major alpha-male- nuisance..

    on guessing who the actor/celebrity involved, so far I recall one female and fellow male talent from one of the biggest TV station here, went on a trip to NYC.. alam ko they even fell in line to become an audience in one of the talk shows there not sure if they made it though..

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  17. Oh, I heard this from Juicy, naunahan mo lang sila. Is it D?

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  18. baka si Rich Guy itech from <3. balita ko nasa US siya ngayon

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  19. Hmmm... if it's G, then he really must have a thing for Cebuanas. Diba Hali Very (halitosis girl) is from Cebu also?

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  20. Oh my gosh, there are so many stories like this about this actor! As in, sooo many. I don't think he did a lame pick up line, that really is his pick up line. Baka naman nahilo lang kasi kulang sa pagkain, paano, loser nag diedieta kasi lagi.

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  21. I don't think this is D, he's not the type to use the line "Don't you know who I am?". But given the clue, same network? So da who? and the heiress sino itey!

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  22. Hmmmm. Based on Mike's twitter, my guess that this is D, who used to be married to K who is now married to O.

    Therefore, the picture above is not a clue for his TV station.

    He never struck me as arrogant, so I'm surprised by this story. I've always liked him pa man din. I always thought he was low-key and clean cut. Oh well.

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  23. need more clues~ i know stars from the rival station went to the usa so yun yung unang hula ko but if it's from ♥.... baka nga ung ♥ actor that recently went abroad.

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  24. oh - that D! I thought it was D whose gf is the pretty but totally "earthy" (ie zilch kasosyalan haha) and fiery M. If it's the pizza guy D pwede. He used to frequent our university along katipunan during the height of his popularity - nililigawan or something. Yeah if it's pizza guy pwede, I can see him using the "Do you know who I am" line

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  25. hmmm if its the camper ... then I didn't expect the behaviour from him too. perhaps he's just buzzed? hence the attitude?... he used to model for a top local apparel..

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  26. more clues pls. ang hirap. LOL!

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  27. OMG don't tell me this is G....naalala ko may nag US tour sa NY for a concert... oh no..i hope this is not G! :s

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  28. Ipako siya sa Cruz!

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  29. if it's D, i heard a similar story about him. he doesn't take rejection too well. and he always uses the actor card as if everyone would love to date an actor. and this D is rumored to be dating controversial K? the rumor made me go eew!

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  30. Tirso Cruz D Third..? JOKE LANG!

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    1. natawa ako dito! hehehe ang babaw!

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  31. ksama nya sa grupo ng mga lalaking mggnda ang ktwan...5 cla sa grupo..3 n lng clang existing ngaun...

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  32. Oh my I know this D guy! We were out with friends, and one of our guy friends brought him along since they're friends (they're both car guys). He was with R, his tisay gf at that time (break na sila now--hint hint!). Since the group were made up of couples, D was making pa-cute to us girls, trying to make eye contact with each one and smiling slyly when he thought his gf was looking the other way. Of course, we all knew who he was, pero sobra shang feeling (to think he's not even that cute at sablay ang diction nya) so we all ignored him, and some of us even rolled our eyes at him. After a while, he looked really uncomfortable, whispered something to his gf, then told my friend he and his gf were leaving. HAH!

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  33. OMG this is soooo D who belongs to the station of families. I don't know where he gets the gall, parang laos na sha eh.

    He went out with a friend of mine here in Manila once. At the end of the date, he tried to kiss my friend. Eh yung friend ko didn't want so she took a step back. Sabi ni D, and I quote, "You don't want this? Si *insert his name here* ata to." The cherry on top -- he did the "gwapito gun-fingers" under the chin as he said it. Cheapipahoy.

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  34. wait, if tama naiisip ko kay D (from the clue: previously married to "K"), di ba kapamilya yun?

    waahhh!! ang hirap hulaan ha.. share some more tips, please...

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  35. Clue: The actor has speech problems. Can't speak english well so whenever he has TVCs, they have to dub his voice with a double.

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  36. i think the lad's last name is sooooooo popular.... it started with d letter L

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  37. didnt think D would sound so... pathetic.

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  38. Just sharing: An actor ( older more or less) acted like a total dweeb in ... asia ( I won't mention which country) . Same thing .. Pa-cute and he was all about so have you seen my movies. My friend was like errr no sorry (pero she knows him.. na-feelingan lang) and he kept making pa cute and then my friend said.. " my friend told me you're married with this actress with kids wtf" .. actor was still pursuing after that. exag. poor wife that's all I can say.
    - 100% Reliable source and saw all the action.

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  39. ang hirap naman hulaan. more clues please!

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  40. I think this is indeed D. My mowdel friend na afam was hit on by this guy...mala "Don't you know who I am" type of p.u. line din. Plus he also said something like "You should be happy you'll be seen with me." Kaloka!
    -Toyang

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  41. OH! This is D alright! He was here in Davao a couple of years back and he was sitting alone at a bar. Of course lots of people were there too since it was a Saturday night. Everyone was dancing and all and he's wearing shades and a cap as a "disguise" kuno. And then he hit on a girl who wasn't interested in him. Hahahahaa!

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  42. FP there are billionaires in Cebu?! I thought there were only 3 billionaires in the entire Philippines.

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  43. Eek, this really sounds like D (who is, unfortunately a distant relative). Feeling talaga siya. In fairness, he is probably the most good looking in his family, although admittedly the least smart. I cringe whenever I hear him speak in English. Sana magtagalog na lang siya...

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  44. Billionaires in Peso? I think there are many in the Philippines. =)

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  45. Ahh IN PESO. Akala ko in dollars :P

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  46. On Google search for "Kapamilya Stars."
    Basing your search on the listed "D" males, search "D-Actor-Name married." Try each one until you get the supposed ex-wife's name starting with "K."
    Now search "K-Ex-Wife married" and you will get K's new husband's name that starts with "O."

    I know nothing about Ph showbiz.. based all thse from the clues on here at the comments sec! I just love puzzles haha :)

    xoxo
    moi:)

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  47. aaayyyyy! type ko pa nemen sha shucks! kakaTO!

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  48. si D pala itey na dating asawa ni K, na ngayon asawa na ni O. haay! TO talag itey, feeling sikat, laos na eh, year 2011 na tyo, kasikatan nya dba late 90's, hahaha

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  49. ang gagaling taƱaga ng mga commenter sa blog na ito! kuhang kuha kaagad kung sino.

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  50. na-gets ko na! to those who just started reading the comments. try to read them from the bottom to the top. hahahaha.

    oh well...i saw this D one time at the church. he was with a girl with 2 man...parang alalay type. wala lang. just sharing hahaha

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  51. Actor D with dimples when he smiles. Dating actress k with 2 kids.

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  52. clue ay nsa twitter ni FP. RT: Hay, it is so hard to go on a _____. I am seriously considering getting a liposuction. What do you think?

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  53. this really is D from the kapamilya network! He always uses his "i am a HUNK actor" line to try to hit on girls. Apparently this guy would always prey on wealthy, alta sociedad mestizas! He is the perfect example of a social climber!! I remember how he once told my friend that he went to Harvard daw! So we found that so hard to believe since sobrang barok and trying hard siya mag English! Later we found out that yeah, he did go to Harvard- to perform or sing or entertain a certain group there!!! I don't think he even finished college although he claims to have graduated

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  54. this is D na ex ni K at si K na married kay O na napapabalitang pamin as in pamintang durog,,,medjo la-ocean deep na ang career at th mag english,,,

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  55. YES THIS IS D from the ka family network! my friend dated him before. he tried to kiss my friend pero my friend said, sorry i dont kiss on first dates. then D caressed then slapped his face and said, "hello??" na parang hello how can you reject this pretty face kind of gesture! ewww!

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  56. He is rumored to be dating controversial K now, I hope it's not true, naman!!

    Btw, this D had an affair with a very controversial celebrity doctor to the stars, it was short lived, no emotions involved. Di siya type seryosohin ni doctora ;)

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  57. laocean deep na pala itey na coca colang wlng asukal.

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  58. ahh, alam ko na sino sha. pero all this time, alam ko ac/dc sha? LOL

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  59. we all know who da guy is.. but pls.. clues on who d girls are?

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  60. D loves men!why was he spotted hanging out in Splash???
    Pang boost lang siguro ng "male" chorva ang ginawa nya

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  61. sayang inlove pa naman ako sa looks nya like i can go do him anytime of the day. this is so sad. But him dating K with 2 kids is even sadder. This is why i should really stop fantasizing celebs. Looks can indeed be deceiving and so everything in the media. Too much hypocrisy and lies. You can no longer trust what you see.

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  62. This D guy,looking from his ex's, he prefers tisays. so if he is indeed dating controversial K then that seals it for me. :)

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  63. is the girl's family owns an Electric Company in Cebu and Davao?

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  64. siya ba yung nagbigay ng 200 pesos sa mga nangaroling sa kanila na nabasa ko from FP's previous blind items?

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  65. i think this is D.. dati nga si D nagpunta d2 sa building kung san ako nakatira.. medyo chubby pa xa with braces and i'm not sure if he's visiting J Z who's married right now to DD..

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  66. c D x ni K na wifey na ni O? and the girls are apos of the prominent family of CEBU? go na get nyo na?

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  67. may 17, 2011 12:02 am

    of course in PESO. we are in the Philippines not in the U.S.

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  68. but the incident happened in the US. :)

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  69. Darling, incident happened in the US but didn't you read what FP said DAUGHTERS OF BILLIONAIRES FROM CEBU. Definitely, it is in PESO.

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